Sign in

Rose 🌹 Thorn

@rosethorn87.bsky.social
269 followers 604 following 1.1K posts

Staying sane inside insanity...so far | She/her | Just your typical horror loving LGBTQIA+ theater freak ADHD nerdy weirdo

PostsRepliesMedia
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Quick question, why is the #Godzilla Treehouse of Horror segment in season 27 of #TheSimpson so fucking racist? Everyone's doing accents, and there's a joke about how 'gross' sushi is. Sushi, which the family declared was delicious (yes, even Homer) back in SEASON FUCKING TWO.
static.klipy.com
Cackles the Cat Eats Cake
ALT: Cackles the Cat Eats Cake
000
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't live in Texas, but I'm getting ads for Talerico every fucking time I turn on YouTube. If he hadn't thrown trans people under the bus I *MIGHT* have thrown a few bucks his way anyway, but he's getting blocked because fuck him. My money's going to my home state and #AbdulElSayed
static.klipy.com
Abdul election
ALT: Abdul election
110
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm 60 episodes into Inuyasha and if someone doesn't kill off fucking Kikyo soon I'm gonna lose it. Every 6-10 episodes this bitch comes back just to fuck everything up. I think I hate her more than Naraku. She's not even Kikyo, just evil wrapped around bones. DIE ALREADY YOU ROMANTIC PLOT TUMOR.
static.klipy.com
Inuyasha's Annoyed Anime Expression
ALT: Inuyasha's Annoyed Anime Expression
000
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 17/09/2026
??????????????
3723139634
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is like Gus Fring when he was blown up and half of him just stood there before it collapsed
624021
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
😂 🤣 😂
2802644500
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
D+: Hey, know what you haven't seen since you were a kid? Tom and Huck! Me: Oh yeah, that movie was-- Internet: Hey, did you know that TWO of the kid actors from the movie died from drug overdoses, and they were both younger than you are now?
static.klipy.com
Spongebob Azad Thoughtful in Diner
ALT: Spongebob Azad Thoughtful in Diner
000
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
Donryu @donryu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
so I came up with a new sticker ....
402714844
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(Me quoting 90% of Heavyweights flawlessly to self-sooth, including all of Ben Stiller's little noises) What, neurodivergent, me, no, I am a typical millennial woman who watched this VHS over and over again, ha-ha, so normal.
static.klipy.com
Heavyweights: Don't Put Twinkies on Pizza
ALT: Heavyweights: Don't Put Twinkies on Pizza
000
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Werner's not here for any of that noise.
117223
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm old enough to remember when how stupid 'Freedom Fries' were, I'm not gonna get upset about a dementia patient scribbling 'New America' on fucking scrap paper.
000
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
12MileGeo @12milegeo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is so dead they found his staff building a pyramid in a South Carolina swamp while chanting from a forbidden book.
1634
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
Jon Hendry @jonhendry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is so dead RFK Jr called “dibs” and bought a new chest freezer.
37917
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
HAR
1871
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is so dead his coffin is rent-controlled.
1315722
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Right, but what about all the people that loved him? I bet that guy will be sad.
71115
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is so dead his preferred Lunchable is cotton and formaldehyde.
2824321
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
One time I was at San Diego Comicon talking to the Editor-in-chief. At the time, I was writing Birds of Prey, it was a hit book and critically acclaimed when it had been scheduled for cancellation. While talking with the EIC, three DIFFERENT male writers interrupted to pitch taking over the book.
491502202
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just found out it's Dabney Coleman in 9 to 5 and not Robert Goulet, and the JOY
000
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Zuko approves of SplatWitch
Diy decorations of a witch splatted on a tree. A real dog is sniffing the tree.
000
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is why Google’s capitulation is so embarrassing. They think they work for his government
361500283
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mapquest has more spine than Google. Remember that.
2229553
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In 2017 Sergey Brin protested at airports against Trump‘s Muslim ban. Now he is spending $100 million opposing tax hikes on billionaires, comparing it to communism, while his company enables Trump‘s mad King behavior.
1141487
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Seeing Coyote Vs Acme today, because damnit I made a vow
static.klipy.com
Foolood
ALT: Foolood
000
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Spent last night helping a friend move. While I was out of earshot, friend's Dad told my husband a Jew joke (husband clarified I was Jewish first). Dude was perfectly nice to my face before and after. Was perfectly comfortable dehumanizing me the moment he thought his fellow men would laugh.
static.klipy.com
Fairy Godmother Says Fuck You
ALT: Fairy Godmother Says Fuck You
000
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Milo says "california needs ice checkpoints at super market entrances gas stations strip malls intersections and government buildings with in the spot deportation for anyone who can't prove they are in the US legally
1840489
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
[Starting The Changeling] Well, I watched this as a kid and didn't find it scary at all. I remember seeing a ball bouncing and some sort of non-wheeled wheelchair, and thinking the George C. Scott was dumb for not just leaving, so it can't be as scary as everyone-- [THE OPENING] Oh....oh no o_0;
static.klipy.com
George C Scott in The Exorcist III
ALT: George C Scott in The Exorcist III
000
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
2295268212869
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Since all the adults from Home Alone 2 are dying, AND HE INSISTED ON THAT MOTHERFUCKING CAMEO--
010
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Started reading @joshmalerman.bsky.social's Incidents Around the House today, and I'm already over 100 pages in. Clearly the work of a fellow Michigander (and zoo lover!). Best impulse purchase based on a movie trailer EVER.
static.klipy.com
Mommy
ALT: Mommy
000
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Still not worth it, but come the fuck ON
000
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How. How in the fuck is it everybody else.
000
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So how long until that racist dumbfuck tries to claim that Dolly was a huge fan of his despite him tearing down literally everything she stood for, or attacks her because her death is taking attention away from him? Because one or the other is gonna happen, and it's gonna happen today. Mark my words
000
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
65132442046
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
35138273984
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
430301155260
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
2063894011011
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Whatever you call it, you just made all the goods we buy that come across our border more expensive. Michigan, he’s asking us to pay for his vanity trade war with our money.
1254178514722
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/08/2026
first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this
6465391197
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Note: Dolly made us all cry on the way to her home plane T_T
000
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
First craft of the season is complete 🎃
Homemade Halloween wreath made of seasonal ribbons, glittery pumpkins, skulls, and a sign saying 'the witch is in!'
000
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I am without power. Also discovered that I've reduced my KW usage by 100kw, and due to rate hikes am paying $7 more than I was last year. Fuck DTE. Thank God I have the space to line dry some clothes.
000
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.
8544188
Reposted by Rose 🌹 Thorn
Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They should do a FINAL GIRL with Sally Brown gets chased by the actual Great Pumpkin.
static.klipy.com
Halloween Pumpkin
Alt: Halloween Pumpkin
3937927
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
🏳️‍⚧️ ❤️
Dr. Doofenshmirtz saying "If I had a nickel for every trans woman who voiced Solomon Muto I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice"
000
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I met Bea MANY years ago at a con, and she was amazing. Signed my Kuriboh card, and called my BiL (who couldn't come) as Seto Kaiba, BiL's fav character. Just an amazing woman. We love you, Bea!
static.klipy.com
Kaiba Just Got Screwed
ALT: Kaiba Just Got Screwed
110
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Rewatching The Nanny: It's so great that Fran's family immediately embraced all the kids even before Fran got married to Max, there was never any animosity, her Mom was so loving and-- (remembers my Step-Grandma's family hated me for existing [I haven't seen them for 30+ years]) ....oh
Bob Belcher tells his wife Linda that he just realized he had a bad childhood, to which she replies, yeah I know.
000
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
000
Rose 🌹 Thorn @rosethorn87.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm on episode 47 of Inuyasha and if fucking Kikyo gets a redemption arc I'm gonna be pissed. She's been nothing but horrible while everyone has had a little growth. If she keeps getting worse, that'd actually be great, let her be an urepentant villain. But if Inuyasha could get over her already...
100