Reposted by Golden Sneasel of Fortunekalina2hu.bsky.social @kalina2hu.bsky.social · 12hWho here need a transgender snake girl gf to Smother you 141
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of Fortunekalina2hu.bsky.social @kalina2hu.bsky.social · 12hThe best part of any FFL3 playthrough is the monster girl forcefem point 2151
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 18hsometimes i feel like people understand that the war on drugs is a failure across every front (# of drugs in country, # of drug users, utility of spending, millions dead, millions incarcerated, etc), but don't internalize that it necessitates entirely rethinking societal relationship to substances. 23874156
Golden Sneasel of Fortune @handle.invalid · 13hIf all they manage to get Andrew Tate on is possession of cock and ball torture porn, I am going to be extremely upset. 000
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneSable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 26/06/2026furry romantic comedy called Knotting Hill 27210
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneFeena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah mai vang seems really cool. I hope she wins her election. 3307
Golden Sneasel of Fortune @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026Guy who wants to ban BDSM and kinkplay also wants to ban the internet. I'm shocked.static.klipy.comSurprised Pikachu MemeALT: Surprised Pikachu Meme 000
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Telling the AI jagoffs who think LLMs are the real deal that your bloated dogshit 'has no place in my world.' Real mfs who are close to the metal know what's what. Can always tell who the real coders are 414620
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneValerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 06/10/2026everyone you know and love is becoming Bunnys. and you? 138910
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of Fortunemady castigan✨ 🏳️⚧️ @mady.cat · 06/10/2026the Ohio Democratic party is purging its ranks by forcing trans people to either resign or go along with politicians who threaten their existence and calling a pride group an "unwelcoming distraction." If we're just a distraction, then win without our votes and get rid of the fake "pride" orgs 👍🏾 131684454
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneCharredasperity (commissions open) @charredasperity.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Mean** Witches *(Tsundere) **(Gay) #art #lwa #theowlhouse 38933
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneKuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 06/10/2026if frieren came out in the mid 2000's we'd have a mid-budget fighting game with a roster of maybe 12-14 characters, with like a couple alt costumes for the main party and Denken would be extremely broken bc his hitbox is so small it'd be a 5/10 at best and I would play it every day of my life 1933655
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneMatt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 06/10/2026Currently watching my nice white lady Dem congressional candidate get waxed by some juiceless shithead who denied the 2020 election results and can’t get a hard-on unless he just gave Israel 10 billion dollars and she hasn’t brought it up once 1644
Golden Sneasel of Fortune @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026*to the tune of They Not Like Us* Bozo got a big dick, why is he a clown? 000
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneArc @arcbreak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There is something about the ultra wealthy types that I feel almost as strongly as my contempt. They have all this power and resource and yet they’re so lonely and devoid of joy. It’s such a pitiful existence . All that power and nothing makes them feel alive other than their hate. How miserable 0192
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneArc @arcbreak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Like she had some weird foot in mouth moments like most people who dont know all the nuances of intersectional politics. Rather than course correct she kept doubling down forever til she is where she is now. Shes clearly miserable because of her hate obsession and that’s so wild to me. 2191
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneArc @arcbreak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I wonder if JK Rowling would have become as weird and hateful as she if she didn’t become a billionaire. I think that level of money just does something to your brain where when you’re told no it does something akin to violence in your mind. She was once relatively normal back in early Twitter. 4331
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/10/2026Policies banning trans people from bathrooms would not have stopped this. What he did was blatantly illegal already. He was arrested and charged. But somehow, Rowling wants to blame the actions of a cis man on trans people. 635418
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/10/2026Cis guy walks into a women's locker room and immediately proceeds to sexually assault women. JK Rowling: this is trans people's fault. 16746100
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneMallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’ll be at Stick Fest Tacoma this weekend. 935355
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneDanielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026 562319427
Golden Sneasel of Fortune @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online you know who else is a good father? Dusty. Panda snuck up to sleep next to her daddy while he was asleep. 171
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneMatt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 05/10/2026Today at the park my son saw an older man walking on the trail and said “Look there’s an adult”. I agreed and gave him a “yep” when he said “oh wait, that’s not an adult, that’s a doctor” and I asked him why he said that and he ran off screaming like a maniac. 1171
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026chat is this good 6853691214
Golden Sneasel of Fortune @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026They finally made a Psyren anime. The manga was so good 010
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 05/10/2026mastodon doesn't want to be The Big Social Media site which is a problem for a lot of posters but is looking better every day anyway the admins on Jorts.horse are cool and goodjorts.horsejorts.horseUnstoppable shitposting engine. 4568
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneMithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Do you go for a belly 1121
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneValerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 04/10/2026metroid fusion really tried to warn us. about X. and we didn't listen 28416
Golden Sneasel of Fortune @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026What if you got isekai'd into a world where Al Gore became president? 000
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Looks like cement 41043
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of Fortunejamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026more fb marketplace finds 7529175
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Name something funny Chris Rock has done ever besides being slapped at the Oscars 1516311
Golden Sneasel of Fortune @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026The thing that always stuck out to me was her using race and gender to try to defend the Walt Disney Corporation killing a kid due to negligence. This was the distilled essence of the rabid Hillary supporter in 2016. Everyone made a big fuss about the "Bernie Bro", but Hillary stans were lunatics. 010
Golden Sneasel of Fortune @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026This is one of those Pokemon where you look at its stats and go "Oh, this is a physical attacker" and then you look at its movepool and go "oh, this is a special attacker" 210
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of Fortunecait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/10/2026when I first brought Adonis home, he hid under the bed for a few days and I sat there with him singing so he would get used to my voice. now, just shy of 2 years later, any time I start singing I get these wonderfully sweet "before and after you hear Mama singing to you" moments 552390179
Golden Sneasel of Fortune @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026When the 25% damage reduction still applies to Heat Wave even though one of their Pokemon used Protect: 010
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneValerie Halla @valeriehalla.dicot.moe · 03/10/2026it has no right being this hot in october [it is a fairly mild 78°F i just have a thing for clammy overcast fall weather] 2283
Golden Sneasel of Fortune @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026@leaftilde.bsky.social he's reaching levels of leafposting I didn't think possible 220
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of Fortunekalina2hu.bsky.social @kalina2hu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey wait does this mean Akane counts as another one of these 092
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of Fortunekalina2hu.bsky.social @kalina2hu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026girl who likes her boyfriend better as a girl 1226
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneMax P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Its pretty obvious Zohran sold out the Palestinian movement in exchange for something. Keeping that nepo baby zionist police commissioner was the sign. 87620
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneDocDeezWhat @docdeezwhat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026To Valhalla 562482611
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneFully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026 174689832
Reposted by Golden Sneasel of FortuneArc @arcbreak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026There’s no bathhouses in New York? Mamdani needs to fix that. 1272
