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Lex

@romburglar.bsky.social
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prattle on, jester. the river rises.

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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 16h
sick of this get the Americans out of That League (Albert can stay in France though she’s theirs now)
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m not changing my fantasy football team name to “Saquon This Bench” but I do want it on the record that I thought about it
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
drove in a car for five hours today just to flip the game on when we got home to see Gotham blow their lead 🙂‍↕️ because of course
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
absolutely incredible game to watch as a neutral thank you Boston lmao
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hear people in Boston cannot drive is that why the Legacy can’t park the bus
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BSG reminding everyone that this game could be a 10v10 at any time
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Rosh @lavellestan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I do think 2-0 + having BSG on your team might be the most dangerous lead in the NWSL
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Geno Anderson @gno.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think Casey Murphy is doing the "raise my rent so I grind harder" thing but not telling anyone
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
who is this NWSL commentator “the seas are angry today, like an old man trying to set soup back in a deli” goes crazy. I am always saying this
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I went to big dick cemetery and no one knew you there 💔
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AiredOnTVToday @airedontvtoday.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On October 2, 1999, TV show 'Pokémon' aired episode "Legend of Surfing Pikachu"
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Dee @dlawson382.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A'ja's mother Eva Wilson #ACES #WNBA
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
on vacation. watching what I think is my first wnba game to cheer against evil
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
get her out of #that #club
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ted Lasso spoilers I guess I am sort of in disbelief that they decided to honor Anthony Head’s passing not in the season premier or finale but in the closing screen of an episode where they killed a different longstanding character?? That’s so disrespectful to a real man’s legacy
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Claire Watkins @scoutripley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’re the no 1 overall seed down like 20 points to the no 8 you know in your heart you’re going home and they’re doing the Ellie wave. Humiliating
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no jaedyn shaw but yes emma sears is mental illness
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
at least we made it to friday
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
decided I’m starting a rivalry with atlanta city fc because this Monday has been so bad and it’s their fault
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
doing it for the humble letter u. not losing my mind at my job for the humble letter u. loving the humble letter u. paying for the kibble of the humble letter u. love and light. for the humble letter u. being so nicies to my employer for the humble letter u.
tabby cat curled up in a bed in approximately the shape of a lowercase u
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Gerkinov 🌻🍉 @gerkinov.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
for as long as the NWSL has existed, its clubs have had to use cool team names with unique localized branding while MLS teams have just slapped "City United FC" on a private equity-ass crest. but not anymore. women can be boring too
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Inspiring: an American women’s soccer team with a name just as boring as American men’s soccer teams. #Equality
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my opinion is Atlanta is new it was on them to pick a better name
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Raven @colorful-raven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me: mom can we have (atlanta city crest)?
mom: no, we have ACFC at home.
at home: (angel city crest)
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
croix bethune AI children’s book?? really??
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can’t believe she’d do that to her
Sam Kerr in front of the chicago stars crest back when they were the chicago red stars. A TV banner in front of her labels her “Sam Kerr, Alyssa Naeher’s teammate”
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what is with the distinction in the Denver Summit availability reports of “excused absence” vs “personal reasons”? surely personal reasons could fall under the excused absence umbrella??
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fire Sean Nahas he sent a nor’easter to my fucking house
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
so glad the big joel netflix avatar video is back on youtube because the sad appa appa music video has truly gone triple platinum in this house
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
had dental work done yesterday and went and made tea because this office is freezing and now I am in a lot of pain even though my dentist said nothing was off limits cool cool I am fine
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the haze on the camera of the Washington Spirit celebrating that goal was really giving movie dead wife flashback
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The shower door effect really adds something to this NWSL game
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Cesar Hernandez @cesarhfutbol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The San Diego Wave halftime segment on the young fan giving players personalized otter plushies is giving me life Here's Mel B
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 19/09/2026
the look of a man who knows it’s pizza night and is ready to collect the cheese tax
Indy, cutest dog in the world, sits on the living room carpet, dappled golden hour sun filtering through his soft blonde fur
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Rosh @lavellestan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lol this is a rough night.
A screenshot showing Laney Rouse own goal and red card in the same match.
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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 17/09/2026
✨ A moment for Sarah Gorden ✨
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🥳🥳🥳
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this has been a stupid Monday
Tabby cat with big eyes and a paw extended toward the camera on a photo that was taken on its side but has been rotated to be vertical. There is a Snapchat bar of text across it that says “POV she is trying to kill you”
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
we’re like brothers, only closer
Boston Legacy 3 - 0 Washington SpiritDenver Summit 3 - 0 Gotham FCSpongeBob and Squidward with a fleshy mass connecting their torsos. The “we’re like brothers, only closer” scene
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Finally just got back from driving around all day god bless the chicago stars lmfao
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Gal Pal Sports @galpalsports.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
EQUAL GOALS FOR EVERYONE
It’s a Chicago flag, with blue strips, and red hammers and sickles instead of stars
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m predicted to lose by forty points, heavily considering changing my name from “Drake Maye Be Bad” to “Chicago Stars’ -40 goal deficit”
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Houston were founded at the end of 2013, and ever since, they've been aimlessly Dashing towards something, and although no one knows what exactly, it's often felt like a brickwall they're trying to plough into at breakneck speed
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OH. MY. GOD. (NÉE) BECKIE.
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think it’s funny how many games the NWSL markets as rivalries because this is how I feel a great deal of the time
Comic of a small kid in a propeller hat saying “I like playing with toys” and a larger person looms behind them with veins popping out of their forehead saying “I FUCKING HATE YIU AND HOPE YOU DIE”
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
TJ’s named a cereal after my followers
tiny fruity cuties
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well, since you asked: We got another football breakdown, this time a touchdown from Boston College against Rutgers! Bill O’Brien is an offensive mastermind, but I tried to break the play down to make it easy!
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Lex @romburglar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don’t like Matthias as a commentator in general but her obvious disdain for my team is incredibly funny
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