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@rollie.bsky.social
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two time exorcism survivor. occupational hedonist. openly Black. Creole banjee. the asshole from AITA. earthling.

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Fannie Jack Hammer @0hbetave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Ok Ms Rectal" 😭
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“the satanic trinity” - its 2 capricorns and a sagittarius “the plastics” - they think this is a mean girls reference but its actually because we’re fake friends “unfriendly Black hotties” - my real friends
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’m tinder headed
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Serendipity @serendipityinfl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The young man that died in Chatsworth CA when struck by fallen debris from the KNBC helicopter crash that killed reporter Eliana Moreno and pilot George Marcinw 🙏 Rest in Peace Edy May his family feel the love and support from many of us across America.
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cyber professional @permadeath.com · 16/09/2026
the people crave bluesky social credit scores
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A big goal of mine is to have aggregate scores for account toxicity. Some folks drag down the quality of the conversation and drive users off this site. We'll get there by calculating how often someone is toxic, and eventually move to restricting their visibility to broader accounts.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Noura Erakat - arrested for standing on business/zios necks ✊🏾 youtube.com/shorts/6tDyT...
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Human Rights Expert Arrested At Public Meeting
YouTube video by AJ+
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now playing @vintage.dubstep.wtf · 20/08/2026
in partition, beyoncé sings “take all…of me…” which leads me to believe that she was slinging strap in that scenario and i think that that’s awesome
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i love it when the shade is for public consumption
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LIVE: Vessel traffic in Strait of Hormuz
YouTube video by Reuters
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Black siri read this trash ass article to me. thanks to headphones nobody else had to suffer through it but me.
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
ngl, that trailer got me HYPE rn. but i’m doing whatever Black people are doing. so what we doin?? 👀
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Please Do Not Feed The Succubus @notoriouslynay.blacksky.app · 27/07/2026
Stop using AI. The bubble isnt bursting. They are financially backing it to match the demand. Stop causing ths demand. I want clean water. I want to eat food. Food doesnt exist without water. I want clean air. I want to not hear constant buzzing. Stop using AI!
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
foreign told the world its your birthday @olurinatti.bsky.social so happy birthday 🥳♥️
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The anti-vax group formerly led by Robert Kennedy Jr. has been promoting the story of a woman who says vaccines killed her 18-month-old twins. She’s the lead plaintiff in the group’s lawsuit against the American Academy of Pediatrics. Well, now she’s been charged with suffocating the toddlers.
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Plaintiff in Children’s Health Defense Lawsuit Charged With Murder
A mother who blamed vaccines for the deaths of her toddler twins and joined the anti-vax group’s lawsuit against the American Academy of Pediatrics has been charged with murdering her children.
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tiptoethroughhell.bsky.social @tiptoethroughhell.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'm sorry, but this bullshit in D.C. is a wreck. The fireworks just look like the city is being bombed and this county fair talent show is so fucking cringe. This honkey ass motherfucker singing Prince is making me see red. Shitting on the guitar solo in "Let's Go Crazy" is a mortal sin.
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Mark D. Garfinkel, Ph.D. @mdgarfinkel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
...now JAFO is playing Prince's _Let's Go Crazy_ from his 1984 hit album _Purple Rain._ After what ICE did to Minneapolis six months ago, it's a disgusting insult to that city and one of its most famous sons.
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
🗣️ premier is now, chat is live youtu.be/xitdNpr0z5M?... @olurinatti.bsky.social @foreignman242.bsky.social
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Cheyenne Bryant & The Pro-Black Scammer Epidemic | OLAY & FRIENDS
YouTube video by Olay & Friends
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
i just came here real quick to say fuck van jones
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
i just came here to say fuck these olympics and shoutout to the queen, surya bonaly
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
hair. it’s always the hair. his lineup + fade is trash because he doesn’t have a Black barber. if its not cut it’s perm fried her hair clearly hasn’t been touched in at least two weeks, with a plug in flatiron only. hiding the rest under a beanie that probably smells like ass because it’s summer
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@makeradicalcare @radical-care.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This is why the curriculum I wrote on Marroonage last year includes Foraging!!!! 🙂‍↕️
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 17/01/2026
X’s terms of service are extremely restrictive and allow them to sue users for practically any reason And they mandate that any case go through the East Texas court which Musk essentially owns It’s now LEGALLY RISKY to be posting on X because they can sue you and have an almost guaranteed win
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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 17/01/2026
Conservative influencer Ashley St Clair had a baby with Elon Musk in 2024. Things turned sour when she expressed mild support of trans rights. Elon cut child support and sued for custody; his followers made deepfake porn of her on X; she sued X; now X is suing HER! But this isn’t just a soap opera:
X Al has sued Ashley St. Clair in Texas Federal Court for breaching X TOS by threatening NY lawsuit over Grok deepfakes. X is asking for an injunction to force Texas venue +
$75k in damages
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Teddy 🇭🇹 @teddylj.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"maybe, but not as much as you will" -Canada US says Canada will regret decision to allow Chinese EVs into their market | Reuters www.reuters.com/business/aut...
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US says Canada will regret decision to allow Chinese EVs into their market
The U.S. worries that China will get a broader foothold in North America as Washington takes an increasingly hard line on Canadian vehicles and parts.
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𝓧 ༝༚ [he/him] @handle.invalid · 20/01/2026
if you live in maryland please be aware: ICE has access to md's drivers licensing system. they are using our licenses to find matches in their facial recognition systems and pulling our addresses. please share, it's urgent
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
trash 🙄 i can get a higher score than this, gimme a few hours
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
do white people have family reunions?
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Miriam IRL @miriam.blacksky.app · 18/01/2026
Ouchies
Three-panel cartoon. Panel one shows a man cycling along a path saying, “I would like to date women.” Panel two shows him leaning down and jamming a stick into the front wheel while riding, captioned, “I’ll try insulting them.” Panel three shows him lying on the ground next to the fallen bike, holding himself in pain, saying, “Oww, my loneliness epidemic!”
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
“The Germans have a word for that” bro they just shoved two preexisting words together to make a new word. We can do that too. Don’t be Deutschdazzled.
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shaka 🦁👑 @beejonson.me · 15/01/2026
Philly Black Panthers confronting all 'em fascist pigs, and also protecting the BIPOC working masses. This just gave me chills. So happy they are out there standing up for what is right! ALL POWER TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN' PEOPLE This is the way. ✊🏾🖤🔥🙂
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Heather J. Chin @heatherjchin.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
ICE is holding Native Americans hostage as a bargaining chip to raid reservations, saying they won't release them until the tribes give up sovereignty. www.startribune.com/ice-detainin...
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Tribal leaders say ICE is detaining American Indians during immigration sweeps
The Oglala Sioux Tribe is trying to locate four members detained by ICE agents in Minneapolis.
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IYKYK 🌮 @nisslbody.blacksky.app · 15/01/2026
You know who else starved the people of his own nation
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Dark Sister @thequeenauntie.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Here’s his GoFund Me www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
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Donate to Support Ford Worker TJ Sabula during suspension, organized by Diandra Gourlay
On January 13th, 2026 TJ Sabula, a worker at the Ford Rouge Plant, voi… Diandra Gourlay needs your support for Support Ford Worker TJ Sabula during suspension
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𝓧 ༝༚ [he/him] @handle.invalid · 14/01/2026
ICE has banged on my door twice in the past 24 hours, screaming at me thru the window. i have safely sent my child off to her grandparents. i am not suicidal. i am physically disabled and unarmed. i'm in baltimore county. they have been spotted all across MD. be safe.
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Claudette Colvin 🫶🏾
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💋Keylo @shegokraze.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Shout out to the Gen Z teens who are doxxing their dads for being Ice Agents
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a woman says " i absolutely love that " in front of a black background
ALT: a woman says " i absolutely love that " in front of a black background
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Laz (He/Him) @laz000.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
So what, this is the regime's answer to the "loneliness epidemic "? Da fuq???!!! Film everything folks!!!
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Aggressively Literate @thisiscooler.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Isn't an off-duty ICE agent just a regular mf with a gun?
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Browned Butter ♎️🍁🍂✨ @brownedbutter.blacksky.app · 09/01/2026
I get this bc I certainly did an internal audit once I understood that I didn’t have to do “woman” societal category if I didn’t want to
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I realized that what I was feeling was not gender dysphoria, I just really didn’t like operating within the confines of the hum-drum societal expectations of masculinity. I will forever be grateful for that year.
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final grrrl 𓂀 @finalgrrr1.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
If peepaw was a piece of shit to you in the material world and peepaw is on the family altar being worshipped, don’t be surprised when you hear his ass saying the same things he said when he was alive.
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what happened to Nolan Wells @iamgregordeee.blacksky.app · 09/01/2026
I swear I love us
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
wwwwaaaiitt, y’all i don’t get it, what did she do?? 👀
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 03/01/2026
we have to face the prospect that the best thing for the world (not by a marginal amount but by leagues) is the expeditious end of the american imperial project
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VaJenell Hugh-Briss @finalgirlboss.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
“It is often healthcare workers who tip off the police in cases in which people are criminalized for pregnancy outcomes: out of 412 such cases uncovered by Pregnancy Justice, 264 involved information that had been disclosed in a medical setting.”
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🦖 Tim Curry's Rainbow Six @inkdino.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
holy fuck
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
if any of y’all happen to have a direct line of contact to hakeem jeffries can you tell him i said to shut the fuck up please
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
wanna know what’s not surprising? in just the few hours since it happened i’ve seen more coverage about venezuela than i’ve seen about nigeria in a week+
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