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RLNDO

@rollie.bsky.social
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two time exorcism survivor. occupational hedonist. openly Black. Creole banjee. the asshole from AITA. earthling.

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quaithe of the shadow asshai @clarkconquers.bsky.social · 7h
Good morning to Black women and Black gays and theys
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 7h
♥️
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 7h
the only humane/appropriate way to interact with them is by projectile spitting in the general direction of their face
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Stewartoons @stewartoons.com · 7h
These people lose it over *checks notes*... drag queens reading books, rainbows, same sex couples loving each other, helping the poor, claim to be "pro-life" but want to livestream a public execution that you know every single one of us is going to see by accident when it inevitably becomes meme'd.
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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 7h
They literally shot into the backseat.
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Fannie Jack Hammer @0hbetave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Ok Ms Rectal" 😭
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bruh ☠️☠️🤣 i’m childish af for laughing and idgaf 😂
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
see, i’m in group chats but im not IN group chats, knowwhatimean? i’m a member of the club but im not paying my dues, them shits ALL on DND.
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“the satanic trinity” - its 2 capricorns and a sagittarius “the plastics” - they think this is a mean girls reference but its actually because we’re fake friends “unfriendly Black hotties” - my real friends
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’m tinder headed
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
same
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Serendipity @serendipityinfl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The young man that died in Chatsworth CA when struck by fallen debris from the KNBC helicopter crash that killed reporter Eliana Moreno and pilot George Marcinw 🙏 Rest in Peace Edy May his family feel the love and support from many of us across America.
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cyber professional @permadeath.com · 16/09/2026
the people crave bluesky social credit scores
Aaron Roderick deleted post

A big goal of mine is to have aggregate scores for account toxicity. Some folks drag down the quality of the conversation and drive users off this site. We'll get there by calculating how often someone is toxic, and eventually move to restricting their visibility to broader accounts.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Noura Erakat - arrested for standing on business/zios necks ✊🏾 youtube.com/shorts/6tDyT...
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Human Rights Expert Arrested At Public Meeting
YouTube video by AJ+
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
that’s what i thought then somebody said “mevada” so i decided they’re both offensive
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
in a perfect world, the white walkers would have made it to kings landing and brought her inbred children back to life so they could do UNGODLY things to her
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now playing @spooky.dubstep.wtf · 20/08/2026
in partition, beyoncé sings “take all…of me…” which leads me to believe that she was slinging strap in that scenario and i think that that’s awesome
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
tears 😭☠️☠️
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i love it when the shade is for public consumption
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LIVE: Vessel traffic in Strait of Hormuz
YouTube video by Reuters
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Black siri read this trash ass article to me. thanks to headphones nobody else had to suffer through it but me.
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
☠️☠️😂
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
she wants the SA of children to be enforced by law so bad
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
ngl, that trailer got me HYPE rn. but i’m doing whatever Black people are doing. so what we doin?? 👀
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Please Do Not Feed The Succubus @notoriouslynay.blacksky.app · 27/07/2026
Stop using AI. The bubble isnt bursting. They are financially backing it to match the demand. Stop causing ths demand. I want clean water. I want to eat food. Food doesnt exist without water. I want clean air. I want to not hear constant buzzing. Stop using AI!
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
foreign told the world its your birthday @olurinatti.bsky.social so happy birthday 🥳♥️
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
😟 diabolical
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The anti-vax group formerly led by Robert Kennedy Jr. has been promoting the story of a woman who says vaccines killed her 18-month-old twins. She’s the lead plaintiff in the group’s lawsuit against the American Academy of Pediatrics. Well, now she’s been charged with suffocating the toddlers.
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Plaintiff in Children’s Health Defense Lawsuit Charged With Murder
A mother who blamed vaccines for the deaths of her toddler twins and joined the anti-vax group’s lawsuit against the American Academy of Pediatrics has been charged with murdering her children.
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tiptoethroughhell.bsky.social @tiptoethroughhell.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'm sorry, but this bullshit in D.C. is a wreck. The fireworks just look like the city is being bombed and this county fair talent show is so fucking cringe. This honkey ass motherfucker singing Prince is making me see red. Shitting on the guitar solo in "Let's Go Crazy" is a mortal sin.
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Mark D. Garfinkel, Ph.D. @mdgarfinkel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
...now JAFO is playing Prince's _Let's Go Crazy_ from his 1984 hit album _Purple Rain._ After what ICE did to Minneapolis six months ago, it's a disgusting insult to that city and one of its most famous sons.
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
🗣️ premier is now, chat is live youtu.be/xitdNpr0z5M?... @olurinatti.bsky.social @foreignman242.bsky.social
youtu.be
Cheyenne Bryant & The Pro-Black Scammer Epidemic | OLAY & FRIENDS
YouTube video by Olay & Friends
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
i just came here real quick to say fuck van jones
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
i just came here to say fuck these olympics and shoutout to the queen, surya bonaly
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
hair. it’s always the hair. his lineup + fade is trash because he doesn’t have a Black barber. if its not cut it’s perm fried her hair clearly hasn’t been touched in at least two weeks, with a plug in flatiron only. hiding the rest under a beanie that probably smells like ass because it’s summer
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
same. it’s the only appropriate response to have when you hear that word. he sang that DOWN. with his Black ass
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@makeradicalcare @radical-care.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This is why the curriculum I wrote on Marroonage last year includes Foraging!!!! 🙂‍↕️
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
yea, i haven’t been on the bird app since Bluesky was in beta but i’m gonna go ahead and fully delete the account now
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Making a free cycling game @dfeldman.org · 17/01/2026
X’s terms of service are extremely restrictive and allow them to sue users for practically any reason And they mandate that any case go through the East Texas court which Musk essentially owns It’s now LEGALLY RISKY to be posting on X because they can sue you and have an almost guaranteed win
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Making a free cycling game @dfeldman.org · 17/01/2026
Conservative influencer Ashley St Clair had a baby with Elon Musk in 2024. Things turned sour when she expressed mild support of trans rights. Elon cut child support and sued for custody; his followers made deepfake porn of her on X; she sued X; now X is suing HER! But this isn’t just a soap opera:
X Al has sued Ashley St. Clair in Texas Federal Court for breaching X TOS by threatening NY lawsuit over Grok deepfakes. X is asking for an injunction to force Texas venue +
$75k in damages
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
that’s my kind of carrying on. i asked the googler and it vomited some protracted ai slop, that was tantamount to “no.” i was reluctant to believe it fanx
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Teddy 🇭🇹 @teddylj.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"maybe, but not as much as you will" -Canada US says Canada will regret decision to allow Chinese EVs into their market | Reuters www.reuters.com/business/aut...
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US says Canada will regret decision to allow Chinese EVs into their market
The U.S. worries that China will get a broader foothold in North America as Washington takes an increasingly hard line on Canadian vehicles and parts.
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𝓧 ༝༚ [he/him] @handle.invalid · 20/01/2026
if you live in maryland please be aware: ICE has access to md's drivers licensing system. they are using our licenses to find matches in their facial recognition systems and pulling our addresses. please share, it's urgent
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
trash 🙄 i can get a higher score than this, gimme a few hours
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
do white people have family reunions?
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Miriam IRL @miriam.blacksky.app · 18/01/2026
Ouchies
Three-panel cartoon. Panel one shows a man cycling along a path saying, “I would like to date women.” Panel two shows him leaning down and jamming a stick into the front wheel while riding, captioned, “I’ll try insulting them.” Panel three shows him lying on the ground next to the fallen bike, holding himself in pain, saying, “Oww, my loneliness epidemic!”
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
“The Germans have a word for that” bro they just shoved two preexisting words together to make a new word. We can do that too. Don’t be Deutschdazzled.
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RLNDO @rollie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
count me the fuck IN
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shaka 🦁👑 @beejonson.me · 15/01/2026
Philly Black Panthers confronting all 'em fascist pigs, and also protecting the BIPOC working masses. This just gave me chills. So happy they are out there standing up for what is right! ALL POWER TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN' PEOPLE This is the way. ✊🏾🖤🔥🙂
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Heather J. Chin @heatherjchin.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
ICE is holding Native Americans hostage as a bargaining chip to raid reservations, saying they won't release them until the tribes give up sovereignty. www.startribune.com/ice-detainin...
startribune.com
Tribal leaders say ICE is detaining American Indians during immigration sweeps
The Oglala Sioux Tribe is trying to locate four members detained by ICE agents in Minneapolis.
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