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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 29/09/2026

i was not familiar with the green felted fuck tunic.

captain kirk in a bright green wrapped tunic with cheap gold detailing.

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Or as I called it, eighth grade

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I like a vow that includes an “if we can manage” portion. Sometimes vengeance just isn’t convenient.

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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

'nice!' should flash on your screen whenever you are the 69th like or reskeet @support.bsky.team

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Working the midnight shift at the 24-Hour Video I discovered a trove of VHSes with baffling titles and spectacular art, priced at $80 to own. They were worth so much more.

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*looking at my ridiculous fonts folder including dozens of types of dings* fuck yeah

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Extremely horny for women who are too smart to put up with my shit

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

From Ponzi schemes to running a shady cab to pornography to gambling, an awful lot of the kinds of crimes you would set movie plots around are now huge industries because idk app or something.

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have this thought every time I see one of these flat-ass motherfuckers

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s like the Gift of the Magi except not really at all

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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Not bad, but this one is my favorite:

@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."

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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm partial to this one

Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"

She points up and says: "3 pulls"

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."

Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"

Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I wish democrats had strong convictions

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

it’s been two hours and it’s still going. guitar center webmaster da gawd

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The exemplar of this was that 15 minutes Musk was blithering about an “America Party” that would represent “80% of the people”. Massive polarization all across society but the billionaire’s whims party will definitely poll like ice cream and orgasms.

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Hasn't the weather been strange lately @thefallingdream.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

🧵 The thing about Pascal's Wager is it's an incredibly low-information take. And you can't really blame Blaise Pascal for writing in the 17th century, he couldn't know how much he didn't know. /

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

calling off work with severe 90s poisoning

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I spent more than 24 actual hours fucking with the original, I am so down

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’m an ND white guy and I could be making so much money saying “if there’s a 10, 5, even a 1% chance this makes magic real, then we have a moral imperative to do everything we can“ on a stage at the Aspen Ideas Festival

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“people make fun of Dick Wolf’s name but that’s not even his real name. it’s Richard Penis.” — mariska hargitay at the #emmys making me laugh harder than i should’ve

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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I DESPERATELY need your help with something, even if it’s just sharing this skeet: I’m working on a piec about the evolution of video games and the KEY to my story is a guy named Oscar Munoz who worked for Sega in the early 1990s I’ve tried everything to find him and social media is my last resort

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Idk seems like a reasonable punishment for a 10% chance of ending humanity. Meet hyperbole with hyperbole, extremism with extremism.

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party.

A comic panel of a skeleton in a suit looking in a mirror while a voice off-panel says “…because you’re DEAD!”

A small dog being pixelated by a window with square panes. His dopey tongue sticking out is clearly visible

Fan art of Beavis and Butthead embracing as 9/11 is visible on the TV

Guitar Wolf in WILD ZERO, declaring the immortal line “Love has no borders, nationalities, or genders.”

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“If you think about it AI data centres are actually the Jews because people lie about both” breathtaking stuff

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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Society that had centuries of civil war and old mad kings doin ultimogeniture to try to get the longest time between successions possible. Also makes it real easy for viziers/eunuchs to influence the young kings, surely an unintended side effect.

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