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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pee-Wee’s Folly
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the real way that AI is like NFTs and crypto: all of them are taking money that could be used to do something in the real world, and putting it towards the wealthy getting wealthier while providing nothing of value.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cool thing about alt text is that you can cut as deep as you want
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They weren’t on the internet very much! Because it was optional and not being forced into everyone’s lives in a desperate attempt to outrun its own usessness.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People had Usenet and forums and all manner of places to bitch, and they hated all kinds of things all the live long day - Microsoft, Wesley Crusher and ravers come to mind - but hating the internet itself was never, ever a thing.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A panel from Achewood, in which Cornelius, a bear, tells Pat, an asshole, “I have the sneaking suspicion that vou take your alarmist medical parameters from the same commercial insurance literature that classifies Elijah Wood as morbidly obese.” and adds “Fuck along, now.”
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Canadian brag about being able to make love in a canoe gets one-upped
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Could be a more horror movie/game understanding where they think it’s a matter of powerful belief that affects demons rather than the specific dogma, and they know their own belief isnt up to snuff because they got possessed
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My bad, so it’s only the rules extracted from a titanic amount of stolen art.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If this were instead about Russians going to Orthodox churches that vocally and materially supported the extermination of Ukraine, there wouldn’t be a peep.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Zionism might not have been genocidal. It’s not required to be. But here, now, in the world we live in, it absolutely is. Being pro-Khmer Rouge now would be baffling and vile. Being pro-Khmer Rouge in 1977, with full knowledge of the atrocities, and justifying it as “most Cambodians are”…
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Defence of a colourblind meritocracy” my chalky white ass
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is going to cause problems for dirty old men with a legitimate need to ride the school bus.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
College republicans reconsidering their decisions that brought them here?
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s too big to be theft, while a good summary of the thought process excusing this, is not especially compelling.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“We have an app, so it’ll take time to determine if this obvious crime is illegal, and in the meantime we can rake in enough investor cash to bribe everyone we need to, or at least make fighting us not worth it.“
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fortunately I have an interested buyer for your curses, so all I need to is turn you down without giving away my sche- ah hell I did it again
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think reading is a much more profound and interconnected process than anything these machines can or will ever do.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh come now. It‘s just using math to steal a little bit of everything that was put into it and create a collage, in a mindless process that can only be mistaken for understanding by the very motivated.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the novel and the board game are both about the Dutch Loon War, it’s a theme day
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Missed the line about the bowling medal in the first panel and thought he was being rewarded for accidentally derailing an out-of-control streetcar
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s not thinking, but it takes a bunch of other people‘s work and uses it as a base for the result, without any payment or acknowledgement. It’s like collecting a billion images, picking one at semi-random based on the query, and claiming that its original because of the selection process.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Moral standing but not legal culpability” is how you know these guys are full of shit
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No you had it
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These Illegal land sales are preventing me, a very real NY college student, from going to class.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bretraction. Bregret. Brecrimination.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m a lot more willing to entrust that power to a dying old shithead about to get lame ducked, than leave it in hands of the cavalcade of apocalypse cultists and money creeps that currently possess it.
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 01/10/2026
I’ve been noodling for a bit on the idea that given their history in driving surpemacism, the upholding (or preferential rearranging) of power, and their current secular normativity, I’m no longer sure that I count pseudoscience, conspiracism, and conspiritual woo amongst the category of “the Weird”
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People are going to be okay with doing dumb shit that sucks all the time. Still worth letting them know they’re fucking up their own experience.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
May your enemies make you look cool as shit
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man-Ephebe Nonromantic Sex Association
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
criminalizing effective dissent seems to have worked on you
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JAKAZiD @jakazid.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
7 years ago I made a DJ set that's just Ray Parker Jr.'s Ghostbusters song over 100 other different bits of music (some well-known, some less so) and it goes on for nearly 50 minutes and working on it gave me lasting brain damage
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SPOOKY HALLOWEEN MIX 2K17
ghost christmas rinseout yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee though not that spooky actually
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do not perceive me.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hamas must still be judged by all the things they said 40 years ago in a document they formally renounced, but Israel cannot be judged by things members of its government said in a press conference this morning.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And Israel is committed to the use of force against Palestinians, and has considerably more force to bring to bear.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Odd that they frequently put aside that duty to engage in negotiations, then.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“The Plan's detractors considered the proposal to be pro-Zionist, as it allocated most land to the Jewish state despite Palestinian Arabs numbering twice the Jewish population.”
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Weird these arrested terrorists are held in indefinite detention without charges.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This belief that Hamas and Palestinians were already at absolute maximum hatred for purely religious reasons, and that no action on Israel’s part could enrage them further, is dehumanizing. Nothing we do to the orcs is wrong.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s a pretty significant difference between finding a nation “outrageous and illegitimate” in an abstract religious manner, and knowing they’re responsible for the deaths of your children.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A quick glance at the takes about this botched execution show that a very large number of people see nothing wrong with torturing a torturer, on behalf of the victim or their families.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Israel has been kidnapping and murdering Palestinian civilians for decades, and was rewarded with normalization.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dawg the Israelis were saying among themselves that they expected the US to stop them
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s also Hamas’ argument for why 10/7 was necessary to prevent the Abraham Accords.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It does solve the whole carceral reform issue, as no punishment for their crimes could surpass being in their own company (without all the money).
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was also a result Gore was comfortable with, what with the concession and all.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What else can candidates suddenly change their minds about, when it’s too late to replace them? Is there any point to having a primary if they‘re just going to chase votes they’ll never get, and anyone they may hurt is obligated to vote for the lesser evil?
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Right right, they’re only a threat to cis children in sports. Surely, giving up that your enemies are correct in this one narrow context will not be used more broadly. Hey maybe he could say only the bad immigrants are a threat!
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If he’d done it the other way, stuck to his guns about trans kids but said that immigrants were a scourge and ICE didn’t go far enough, would you consider that just a messaging problem?
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