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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A panel from Achewood, in which Cornelius, a bear, tells Pat, an asshole, “I have the sneaking suspicion that vou take your alarmist medical parameters from the same commercial insurance literature that classifies Elijah Wood as morbidly obese.” and adds “Fuck along, now.”
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
First bill I looked at? translegislation.com/bills/2025/M...
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The collected works of Edgar Allen Poe offer a number of scenarios, or maybe a greatest hits medley.
An illustration of the climax of the Poe story Hop-Frog, in which the titular little person jester, having convinced his master and his fellow aristocrats to dress in highly flammable gorilla costumes, catches them in a chain net and sets fire to them.A Harry Clarke illustration climax of the Poe story The Masque of the Red Death, in which more aristocrats, this time hiding from a plague and having a costume ball, are shocked to discover the mysterious man in the Red Death costume is in fact Death.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
God it rules so much that Smith managed to convince both sides she’s against them. Masterful gambit, ma’am.
Twice as many Albertans believe Smith has been campaigning for separation than for remain. Other pollsters have found similar results. But what's most concerning for her is the breakdown by vote
intent:
Not sure Not campaigning
much
Campaigning for
Campaigning for
Alberta SEPARATION Alberta to REMAIN
Naheed Nenshi
Mark Carney
Pierre Poilievre
Danielle Smith
28%
7%2%
63%
22%
18% 2%
58%
35%
20%
11%
34%
21%
15%
42%
21% As far as you know, are each of the following people campaigning for Alberta separation,
campaigning for Alberta to remain in Canada, or have they not been campaigning much?
Source: Pollara (Sep 4-10, n=514)
Among REMAIN voters: • 49% believe Smith has been campaigning for separation 15% believe she has been
campaigning to remain
Among SEPARATION voters: • 50% believe Smith has been
campaigning to remain > 15% believe she has been
campaigning for separation Separatists believe she's campaigning to remain. Federalists believe
she's campaigning to separate.The textbook definition of a wedge issue is an issue where your voters are aligned but your opponent's are divided. By calling a separatism
referendum, Danielle Smith is driving a wedge issue against herself.
pollara
strategic insights
REMAIN
SEPARATE
UNDECIDED
PROVINCIAL VOTE
Alberta
-NDP
94%
4%
2%
UNITED
CONSERVATIVE
PARTY
46%
51%
3% The following question will be voted on in this referendum: Should Alberta remain a province in Canada, or should t Government of Alberta commence the legal process required under the Canadian Constitution to hold a binding pri referendum on whether or not Alberta should separate from Canada? If this referendum were held today, how wol
Source: Pollara (Aug 27-Sep 10, n=1,031) When you're wedged, the risk is that you inevitably end up alienating people on one or both sides of the issue. That's exactly what's happening to Smith. Here's an exclusive nugget from Pollara's Alberta separatism tracking survey asking Albertans if they've seen
the party leaders campaigning - and on which side?
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I wish democrats had strong convictions
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gays don’t have the money robotfuckers do
The Biden-Harris Administration wages all-
out war on the crypto industry for 4 years. Despite all of this, Kamala is still invited to the [Bitcoin 2024 conference] in Nashville and given a chance to speak to our industry and reset the relationship. What does she do? She
declines," Winklevoss wrote.
The Gemini co-founder added: She can't even take the first step and show up to start mending fences. Our industry won't forget this. We will show no
mercy in November.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just bet it all and buy more if you lose
Christian Dean
@christiandean_ • 1d In the Elon Musk biography, Isaacson tells of a poker game where Musk went all-in every
time until he won. It's an analogy for how Musk - in Peter Thiel's words - "understands something about risk that everybody else doesn't", and how he's able to create companies that
seemed... Show more
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all-in and lost once?
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@christiandean_
bought more chips
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You gotta have this mindset. You find things out! And then you know them! Like permanently!
Two tumblr posts by “theinfiknight” 
First post 
Hang on I gotta google something real quick
Second post
Ok this is funny
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s a whiff imho, sounds like a church sleepover or a local FM station letting the DJs’ kids run it for a day. But tbf I pretty much can’t hear “teen” without thinking of this cig industry magazine ad and its ‘please smoke when it’s legal‘ ass covering
A magazine ad showing a green-skinned cyclops on a skateboard apparently expelling a cigarette in a cloud of smoke, which is not how smoking works. Text reads “tobacco is whacko” in metal-texture lowercase 90s font, followed by “IF YOU’RE A TEEN” in the same font smaller but all-caps
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party.
A comic panel of a skeleton in a suit looking in a mirror while a voice off-panel says “…because you’re DEAD!” A small dog being pixelated by a window with square panes. His dopey tongue sticking out is clearly visibleFan art of Beavis and Butthead embracing as 9/11 is visible on the TVGuitar Wolf in WILD ZERO, declaring the immortal line “Love has no borders, nationalities, or genders.”
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Holy shit they’re gonna do POW-MIA for Israel
The POW-MIA flag, representing the conspiracy theory that Viet Nam had a bunch of secret hostages they never returned
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The human equivalent of the dashboard light equivalent of this
A tweet by bobby @bobby

somethin kinda neat i found out...if you ignore a problem for long enough, it either goes away
or ruins your life. so 50/50. pretty good odds.
1:33 PM • Jul 6, 2017
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A beautuful baby and powerful mushin practitioner
A YouTube thumbnail of the title “Mushin: The Zen Concept of No Mind” overlaid over a brain behind a prohibition sign.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Doing this for HP is an incredible move
A wint @dril tweet 

in a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that i "Dont know" what pringles are
constitutes Heroism
8:01 PM • Nov 9, 2018
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Yep, conservatism is about eliding the distinction between the second definition, regarding class or business authority, and the fourth, societal/moral worth
1 : a body of persons in authority
? Take our 3 question quiz on hierarchy > 2 : the classification of a group of people according to ability or to economic, social, or professional standing
also: the group so classified 3 a : a ruling body of clergy organized into orders or ranks each subordinate to the one
above it especially: the bishops of a province or
nation
b : church government by a hierarchy 4 : a graded or ranked series
a hierarchy of values
5 : a division of angels
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bernie Sanders Chad meme saying “Yeah, good. OK.”
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My favourite quote about a movie ever, from an interview with the producer of Atlas Shrugged Part III:

"We don't know that the trilogy will not make money," he corrects me. "We know Part I did
not and Part II did not."
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wonder if I could get a no-bid contract to give em drug-injecting robot tails
Spider man vs the Scorpion, art by RyanLord on deviantart
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a
profoundly sick society.
Jiddu Krishnamurti
quotelancy
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The article isn’t even paywalled. Say ten Hail Marys and access it from five devices as penance
Wapello County's "standard operating procedures" document for Flock cameras was created in November of 2025 and was obtained by a 404 Media reader using a public
records request and was shared with us.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
“None of these matter until they matter” yeah man your union fellows are gonna boil the planet, your doctor will let you bleed to death to save a nonviable fetus, and your electrician thinks the international Jew is promoting the nonbiblical ball earth.
Meme from CTI: Christian Truthers United (motto: all truth matters) that reads THE SPINNING BALL EARTH IS A GATEWAY DRUG / THAT LEADS TO THE BIG BANG, EVOLUTION AND ATHEISM. The image is of a person taking a pill but the earth has been hastily shopped over the pill.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My buddy used Lynx and it was pretty close
The Wikipedia image for the Lynx browser
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Well then they’re fucking stupid too. Anyone with a brain could tell fighting “””Hamas””” by razing Gaza and destroying all life-sustaining infrastructure was just going to guarantee an endless supply of future Hamas recruits.
An @InternetHippo tweet: 
I'm not a political expert but if you eliminated hamas but killed my whole family in the process my first move would be to start Hamas 2
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Oh thank god (although Kesha fits the bill, girl no)
A summary of the “list of awards and nominations received by Pitbull” Wikipedia page, showing that he has indeed won a gram-gram.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
U know it
The board game CHINA’S WAR: 1937-1941 set up for the 1937 campaign, including the very involved handouts and the rules like the tax code. This shit stomps actually and I love having other perverts to play it with.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A duck sitting over a sign that reads Supreme Champion. I do not know the context and hope I never do.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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A long-haired 2009 youth in cargo shorts and a green t-shirt that, although you can’t see it through the bright yellow semi-transparent sign he’s holding, I would bet folding money has the Legend of Zelda logo on it. The sign reads, in hand-lettered sharpie, Sasquatch is Real. The joke here is that the youth was one of the counter-protestors at a protest against the Ground Zero Mosque (ask your parents), and which prompted Donald Douglas, the rare 2010s conservative blog-writer that did *not* end up in an extremely lucrative sinecure despite being dumber than cubed ham, to froth, quote:

Then turning around, I saw this kid yacking it up for the crowd, obviously having a blast with this ugly Jew-hating sign. And what does that mean, “SASQUATCH ISRAEL”? This is a play on the “legitimacy myth” of Israel’s existence. As there’s of course a “Sasquatch myth,” it’s worth noting the implied comparison: that Israel is also an ape-like beast existing only in historical folklore. Absent legitimacy, Israel has “no right to exist.” This kid’s sign is but one more example of eliminationist anti-Semitism. And look at how overjoyed he is in boasting this hatred. Creepy

So kind of an ancestor to Eve Fbartlow’s raging at a Free Parking sign for appearing to say Free Palestine, in case you wondering if Israel defenders being very obviously haunted by guilty consciences was a recent development.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Foiling your curse with my sheet suspenders, and all it cost me was not being the kind of guy who owns sheet suspenders.
A sheet suspender, a little three-way strap dealie with alligator clips on each end.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is what it costs to go through the Panama Canal. Charging merchants to use your waterways is not piracy.
A list of tariffs
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Guess that makes me
Poster for the apparently existent Tubi series The Lesbian Homie
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I was doing this trying to figure if the trans folks would be cool with my dumb cishetmale ass deadpanning my way through it and figured I should, ah, tuck it away for later.
The meme lady who is doing a bunch of algebra
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
every lore drop deepens the mythos of the extremely foreign dad
@internethippo.bsky.social
@InternetHippo • Jan 22, 2020 My extremely foreign dad who never texts me just texted me "Find wife" and I don't know if he means for me or for him or what so I said What and he texted back a
capital W followed by 23 line breaks
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Anime screencap of a willowy man in a grassy field closing his eyes and saying “Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well”
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A Seinfeld still from the episode The Foundation, in which Kramer is retorting to Jerry

KRAMER, YOU'RE FIGHTING CHILDREN? WE'RE ALL AT THE SAME SKILL LEVEL, JERRY
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Just moved, the cafe near my new place is having a BYO board game night, and I’m super pumped to meet some new folks and wear my new shirt.
A shirt with the silhouette of a meeple (the twee name for barely-humanoid wooden tokens used in board games, which have become a synecdoche for the hobby as a whole) and the slogan “Make Every Action Count”
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Twitter post by Law Boy @The_Law_Boy

satanic panic stuff is wild because you have one side being like "don't you understand symbolism and art, even a little bit, even
conceptually?" and the other side responding
"no, absolutely not even a little"
6:42 PM • Mar 28, 2021
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
A PragerU still in which the titular doof stands next to giant text reading “THE LEFT WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR PENIS”
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Double Mrs you say
A nun reading “Lesbianism: The Religious Practice of Worshipping Women”
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
In addition, Hugg was recorded discussing how
nuclear launch decisions are made in real time and stated that while the US has no plans to use nuclear weapons, saying, "We're not going to nuke anybody." He also described how the United States could target Iran's next leader, saying, "If he [Mojtaba Khamenei] doesn't change his ways,
yeah, they're going to kill him." The footage also captured personal remarks
directed at the undercover journalist, including, "The easiest way to get intelligence...send a pretty girl," and "Your eyes have mesmerized me
so much...Almost like you're an intelligence."
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
one day in the dog park I saw this guy with three goin at once and that was an auspicious sign
A dog holding three sticks in his mouth at once and clearly feeling a self-satisfaction few bipeds will ever know
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
They (and their wormlike Smitherses) are convinced they have the inherent superiority to return to straddling the world from such a position. It would be churlish not to let them try.
A tweet by Nate Fisher @natefishpa
You air drop a billionaire into a 3rd world country with $5 in his pocket and within a few years he will be a millionaire. There are traits, skills, and characteristics financially super successful people have to maximize what they have. They know how to play
any hand dealt
4:13 • 01 Jan 23 • Twitter for iPhone
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Spake the prophet
A dril tweet

wint @dril • Feb 13 
the coolest thing the police ever did was invent their own flag thats just a desecrated
version of the american flag
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Matthew Carr’s THE INFERNAL MACHINE: A HISTORY OF TERRORISM, which lays out a rather compelling case that “terrorism” is an essentially meaningless category used to refer to any violence outside of (and disapproved by) the state monopoly
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Got this bad boy framed
Black and white photo of a wall in France during the May 68 protests. It reads “soyez realistes, demandez l’impossible” - “Be realistic, demand the impossible"
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
An IMDB movie quote for EASY RIDER 2: THE RIDE BACK. The quote is:

Morgan Williams: The sky was crystal blue, just like 9/11.
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It’s a good plan!
Simpsons cap of Homer leaning back and saying “ DURING THE EXAM ILL HIDE
UNDERSOME COATS... AND HOPE THAT SOMEHOW EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT.”
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
An ostrich, plotting
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Madness Table @rollforphobia.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Shane Black, of all fucking people, tried to warn us
Poster for THE LAST BOY SCOUT starring Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans. Text reads “ They're two fallen heroes up against the gambling syndicate in pro sports.
Everyone had counted them out.
But they're about to get back in the game.” Movie posters should have full paragraphs explaining the premise again, in addition to taglines. Oh right, the tagline is “The goal is to survive”, which is pretty weak.
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