iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There is nothing wrong with the video game industry that couldn’t be fixed by a AAA open world Burger Time game

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Let Them Wrestle @letthemwrestle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the empty chair broke me 🥺 PAC FOREVER 😭 #AEWDynamite

an empty chair at the edge of the crowd where PAC would normally be sitting for a death riders entrance

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Recess Monkeys have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I now want to see I PLAY BOMOWSKI and it's all about Schwarzeneggar's plot to trick Sly into starring in STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Wow. A skyscraper made of butter. My kids would love it. In fact, the first sentence Ozzie ever said was "I like butter."

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Damn, the rule of threes strikes again

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One of the funniest things I've ever witnessed happened 10 years ago today

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"This mission to Moscow is awfully far away from the police academy!"

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

tfw your shady friend is working a shift at Taco Bell and will give you a bunch of free food

Hangman Adam Page wearing a giant sombrero and poncho

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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

"Play Deadbolt!!" I scream at the end of Thrice's Warped Tour set, as I watch the stream from my kitchen while cleaning baby bottles

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The closest I've come to walking out on a movie is INSIDIOUS: THE LAST KEY though as much as I disliked it I'm glad I stuck around to learn that the monster is named Keyface

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

There was a guy in my extended high school friend group who lived in this big room attached to his mom's house with basically no windows, and people would hang out there and drink and smoke cigarettes in this unventilated space for hours on end Anyway thought of him when I went outside today!

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

LeBron to sign with the Milwaukee Beers

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes and he told me to dig through the ditches, burn through the witches, and slam in the back of my Dragula

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Retroist @retroist.com · 04/07/2026

Great moments in U.S. History.

Comic panel showing the Kool Aid Man walking past children with Benjamin Franklin. A child asks, “Excuse me sir, aren’t you Benjamin Franklin?” Franklin answers, “Yes I am. I’m also hot and thirsty.”

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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Bring the roster of Kaiju Big Battel through the Forbidden Door for things

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Zohran still couldn't top this "mayor opens pools for the season" look

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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 25/06/2026

Brody King are you SERIOUS! #AEWDynamite

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I look forward to @jhoffman.bsky.social 's two page spread in the new STARLOG backing up this infamous take

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Mike Ryan @mikeryan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I truly believe this is the funniest how it started/how’s it going of all time

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

screening of the original version of HOT TO TROT where Elliot Gould did the voice of Don The Horse

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

The guy responded by saying: "yeah, yeah! No respect! That's the thing Rodney used to say!"

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I saw this exact same person get on the Channel 7 news last night going off about how the Knicks did it despite Adam Silver rigging it against them

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Eric D. Snider @ericdsnider.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

A pun about his death? So SHALIT be! He lived to 100 because of great GENES! (Seriously, though, R.I.P.)

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Michæl 🐩 @itsamemikey.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

disappointed you chose this over your Knick Vallelonga shirt

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

flying to San Antonio so I have a chance to finally wear my Knickolas Winding Refn shirt

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Harry Pavlidis @harrypav.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Kids. Some of us are old enough to remember Reggie Jackson trying to kill the Queen.

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Mike Ryan @mikeryan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

The next person who signs up for a year subscription to The Hard Pass, I will mail them (in the US only) this Chewbacca mug from Disney Parks. Email me first at mike@thehardpass.net to make sure I still have it. (If you want to sign up, but don’t want the mug, there’s no law forcing you to take it.)