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@rohwer.bsky.social
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just here for the zip line

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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing but respect for MY Diggers
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can’t believe I’m saying it, but I am literally crying at a Bigfoot documentary right now. “Capturing Bigfoot.” Going to be on Prime. Really beautiful film.
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Bigfoot Walking
ALT: Bigfoot Walking
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is nothing wrong with the video game industry that couldn’t be fixed by a AAA open world Burger Time game
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Let Them Wrestle @letthemwrestle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the empty chair broke me 🥺 PAC FOREVER 😭 #AEWDynamite
an empty chair at the edge of the crowd where PAC would normally be sitting for a death riders entrance
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you thinking I AM ROGUE?
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Recess Monkeys have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I now want to see I PLAY BOMOWSKI and it's all about Schwarzeneggar's plot to trick Sly into starring in STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wow. A skyscraper made of butter. My kids would love it. In fact, the first sentence Ozzie ever said was "I like butter."
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/6new...
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I read that you have to get gas for your car now too
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Damn, the rule of threes strikes again
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of the funniest things I've ever witnessed happened 10 years ago today
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
vs S Farrelly
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I zoned out when they were arguing about COVID era crowds. Don't really want to reminisce on those days tbh! Aside from the weird 3:16 Day segment
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"This mission to Moscow is awfully far away from the police academy!"
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
did you get the collectors cup
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
tfw your shady friend is working a shift at Taco Bell and will give you a bunch of free food
Hangman Adam Page wearing a giant sombrero and poncho
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Cthulhootie & the Blowfish @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"Play Deadbolt!!" I scream at the end of Thrice's Warped Tour set, as I watch the stream from my kitchen while cleaning baby bottles
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
you know I'm gonna pick Scarecrow based on your commitment to the bit that night
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
What's this about 80 minute crime movies titled The Crew?
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Mike Ryan @mikeryan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
No way
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I believe this was the "Anthony Mackie's hat" year
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I remember all of these things!
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The closest I've come to walking out on a movie is INSIDIOUS: THE LAST KEY though as much as I disliked it I'm glad I stuck around to learn that the monster is named Keyface
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Mel Stefaniuk @melstefaniuk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
There was a guy in my extended high school friend group who lived in this big room attached to his mom's house with basically no windows, and people would hang out there and drink and smoke cigarettes in this unventilated space for hours on end Anyway thought of him when I went outside today!
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
hey look who I found in my parents basement
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
LeBron to sign with the Milwaukee Beers
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This clip leaves out the best part / one of my favorite live TV moments of all time (Bob emphatically going "fuck'em. fuck'em!!")
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes and he told me to dig through the ditches, burn through the witches, and slam in the back of my Dragula
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Retroist @retroist.com · 04/07/2026
Great moments in U.S. History.
Comic panel showing the Kool Aid Man walking past children with Benjamin Franklin. A child asks, “Excuse me sir, aren’t you Benjamin Franklin?” Franklin answers, “Yes I am. I’m also hot and thirsty.”
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
HAHAHA I forgot about that guy!!!
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I bet you COULD make BLAZING SADDLES today if you were scrappy, inventive, and had the script already memorized
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Bring the roster of Kaiju Big Battel through the Forbidden Door for things
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Zohran still couldn't top this "mayor opens pools for the season" look
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 25/06/2026
Brody King are you SERIOUS! #AEWDynamite
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I look forward to @jhoffman.bsky.social 's two page spread in the new STARLOG backing up this infamous take
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Tom Cruise is: youtu.be/TzHNGmGU8r8?...
youtu.be
Digger - Digger
YouTube video by Hopeless Records
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Mike Ryan @mikeryan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I wrote about my desperate, many years long, attempt to learn everything I could about Charlie Kaufman’s never-aired “Weirder Al” Yankovic comedy sketch
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The World Would Be Better With Charlie Kaufman's 'Weirder Al' Yankovic Sketch
I had to get to the bottom of this Charlie Kaufman "Weirder Al" Yankovic comedy sketch. I had to know the details. It took me, literally, years. Okay, let's back up. Quite a few years ago now I spen...
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Tom Bombadil
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Ryan Muraro @stoutguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Mike Ryan @mikeryan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I truly believe this is the funniest how it started/how’s it going of all time
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
maaan if I knew there would be smooches I would've splurged on a ticket
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Brandon @rohwer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
screening of the original version of HOT TO TROT where Elliot Gould did the voice of Don The Horse
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