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In Times New Rodeo

@rodeobear.bsky.social
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Clutching, hanging by a nail in this life they / them LUFC / Avs / Royals / Chiefs

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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 2h
Avs fans wishing for more goals to be scored while they're on the power play *monkey's paw curls*
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 3h
Holy cow what a pass through the neutral zone to spring Necas into the zone.
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 3h
"The league is in trouble if the Avs have a halfway competent power play" they type as the Avs allow a shorty.
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 3h
Parker Kelly... Sir... There are children in attendance.
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 4h
COULD'VE USED THAT IN MAY, BROCK
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Riley Moss got cooooooooooked
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026
Look goddamnit It's entirely possible To eat a plum And not make a poem about it The one I just ate Wasn't even in the Goddamn refrigerator Or anything Sometimes a plum Is just a plum You can just eat it And go on with your life WHAT Why are you looking at me What'd I do now (looks) oh GODDAMNIT
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, next to a stick figure labeled “AI”. The stick figure says, “my outputs look just like yours now.”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. Above her we see text reading “I think”.
The third panel zooms in closer on Sarah’s face. Text above her reads “you missed”.
The fourth panel shows Sarah drawing happily in a sunlit room. The text above her reads “the point”.
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hello? Is this the we're back department? I'd like to make a claim.
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Simone Biles' husband plays for the colts?
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Tom Fehr @tom-fehr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Xavier Worthy is such a good fast WR. As long as you don't let any defensive player touch him. And also in fact NO ONE should touch him. And also don't throw the ball too hard at him. And also don't throw it to him where he needs to get his feet down. Other than that he's great
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh my god I had hockey during the late games so I didn't know Jayden Daniels got hurt and I just saw the picture without warning
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
George Karlaftis just sent Bo Nix to the shadow realm.
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
K9 so good lmfao
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Jesse Pinkman's Hysterical Laugh
ALT: Jesse Pinkman's Hysterical Laugh
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Getting him at 11 feels like the steal of the century
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Some absolute works of art this week from Noah Okafor and Lewis Dunk... Phew...
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newcastle getting absolutely slabbed right now.
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I FUCKING LOVE YOU, DONINIC CALVERT-LEWIN
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
lmao What a strike from Elvedi! Sheeeeeeesh
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Reaaaaallllllly inconsistent officiating through 10 minutes. Yeesh. Ampadu getting away with kicking the shit out of someone on the ground and then Gabby whistled for gently holding someone's waist.
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
For as good as James Trafford has been he seems to lack a sense of urgency on the ball at times and you can't help but feel it's going to end up with him giving up a howler at some point. Nearly did there. #LUFC
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hell yeah!
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Red Zone be Red Zonin' It's the most wonderful time of the year!
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm always surprised to learn that he's literally the same age as me. If you'd told me he was only 28/29 I'd have believed you. He's been a household name for so long that I didn't realize he was a 5th round pick in 2010.
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make A Band Edible Queens of the Scone Age
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You're getting mauled by the Tigers 😂 #CHEHUL
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Who would've thought that flying halfway around the world the day before playing a game might not be the optimal strategy?
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Getting accidentally "misgendered" by one of the 7/11 employees I see several times a week was a hilarious highlight today considering I wasn't putting on in any fashion. The fact that someone saw me and didn't see me as my agab... "I'm sorry, I thought you were a girl for a second" 😂
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nothing matters. Eat Arby's.
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dropping points from a winning position sucks, but also it's a point at the AMEX... #LUFC
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Miami Heat's Mourning & Payton on Bench
ALT: Miami Heat's Mourning & Payton on Bench
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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andidee15 @andidee15.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
MAGA: SUPPORT THE MILITARY Me: Ok, so we should ensure safe working conditions, cap the length of deployments, provide good sanitation, nutrition, and mental health resources- MAGA: NOT LIKE THAT
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Simon @analytic.football · 01/09/2026
Looking at the window as a whole though, every other department bar CM (no change) is better. The first team, age profile and squad depth are all improved throughout, and we also managed to clear out a lot of the players not involved last season All in all, assuming Bahoya and no more, it's an 8?
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Never change, Spurs. Seriously.
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They're going to rope me back into watching just to go 2-8 in the following 10 games. I can feel it.
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Absolutely chars my toast that he's a Raider. This is endearing as hell.
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wonder if she's upset they used a gender neutral term to refer to her?
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Something that drives me absolutely batty is people submitting change requests after hours and then barking up a storm about how they haven't been implemented at 11am the following morning.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
you know, there is precedent for completely deactivating this franchise and restarting it in a couple years with completely new guys
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
... Why are you like this?
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yesssssssssssssssssss
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Anton Stach... you beautiful man, you. #MOT
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In Times New Rodeo @rodeobear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What a wild time we live in to have your egg crack lmfao
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Evan Rawal @evanrawal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I might complain about the NHL regular season being too long (it is), but I do appreciate the shorter training camps. Only 13 days between the start of Avs training camp next month and the regular season. The Broncos still don't play a real game for another month.
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