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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I am telling myself that at about this point in 2024 we were clamoring to fire Sirianni and then we won the Super Bowl idk man I tell myself a lot of things

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES I WILL BE IN LONDON WHAT DO YOU NEED ME TO DO I SWIM AT THE REC CENTER AND DO HIIT ON YOUTUBE SOMETIMES I AM VERY ATHLETE

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hey Philadelphia Eagles you can just start harvesting my body for parts I probably don’t need them as much as you do

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

As his former boss, I really need to point out that Nico is quite literally burying the lede here and his contributions to the headline quote and the kicker should be publicly recognized.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I saw the first Rose-breasted Grosbeak that I’ve seen in YEARS. I’m gonna run through a wall.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Not sure why the building is putting the heat on for the first time this season when it’s 72 degrees going up to 83 but sure what the hell

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Listen. It hurts. But it’s not nearly as devastating as the last two seasons when I sat in a fugue state for 45 minutes. I’m just gonna go home. ⚾️

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

TL;DR I’m still interviewing for traditional comms jobs, but will be writing for Celebrity Jeopardy until December, and it absolutely rules. This year was really hard. It’s nice to end it on this note.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The way I’ve been dying to post this on Main for a month.

LIFE UPDATE: I’m still looking for full-time permanent work, HOWEVER due to a little bit of kismet and a LOT of chutzpah I have improbably and delightfully landed a 13-week contract writing for CELEBRITY JEOPARDY! I am about a month in, and it is as fun as you think it is. I write at least six categories a week, I enter them into the double secret Jeopardy database, I talk with other writers and see if my deranged little clues sound as funny to other people as they do in my demented brain, and people pay me for it. I do not know who the celebrities on the show will be. I know that it will air sometime early in 2027. I do not know what happens after 13 weeks. I do not know if I will meet Ken Jennings. I cannot tell you what the clues are. I am still interviewing with the Do Gooder Industrial Complex. And I am having SO MUCH FUN.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Rabbit Rabbit Red October ❤️⚾️🐇

Robyn in a red Phillies hat and pinstripes holding a small grey rabbit

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Imagine being a healthcare provider and a botched “death penalty” victim is brought into your ER. This is so depraved

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was in a job interview that entire 10th inning I am all sweat and adrenaline LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 30/09/2026

I’ll save you the click because this is the entire story, which is basically “things you could already do in excel (pretty easily, too!)”

Table for three? Artificial intelligence is pulling up a chair at a restaurant near you. Michael Schulson has added Al to some of his spots in the city, including Sampan, Double Knot, and Giuseppe & Sons. It's not on the menu.
You won't get wine pairing recommendations from Claude or a nudge from ChatGPT to "go on, order that dessert!" No - it's a system designed to analyze the numbers: how are sales? What about staffing? Are there enough truffles to top the tagliatelle? Schulson tells the Business Journal he's partnered with the startup Al Labz to test the product. He doesn't expect it to affect any jobs. (Photo: Noe Gonzalez / Getty Images)

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Watching the chuds behind him go from palpably smug to irrevocably emasculated will fuel my soul for days.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Love to stay out late at the bar watching my team get crushed only to have to get up early for PT and have the lady in the bed next to me shout questions at me about why my teams suck really brings out my best most sparkling self

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s my 18th season at Merrion Square pub and a very nice young lady just informed me that she’d always wanted to come here and now that she’s 21 she finally can so I’ll be staring into the middle distance for awhile.

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Jawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the Phillies

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Steph G. @stephg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Game 162.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I AM HAVING ANATOMICAL REACTIONS TO THE BASEBALL PROCEEDINGS

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have heard the song and am excited for Spotify to serve up High Violet as a recommended listen to Swiftie nation ur gonna love it

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Even the Phillies broadcast is talking about the Birds. This is awful.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I can't believe we're gonna blow this so badly. This is painful.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

God the cheer for that first base hit of the night, my country of Philadelphia is restless for any kind of hope

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The only flock surveillance I recognize is the pigeon flock that roosts on the fancy building across the street in inclement weather and lets me know “nah girl, you don’t need to go outside today”

Pre-war building by the river with about two dozen pigeons perched on the ledge in the rain.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I will listen to the buzzy new songs in due time but let me state for the record that all this talk about Cleveland having a musical moment this side of Ian Hunter is The National erasure.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Me double-checking the schedule, erroneously thinking the Phillies had a break today: "Oh, the violence happens TONIGHT. Wonderful."

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It is pajamas and space heater season. Indoor camping. The in-between days from nonstop AC to blazing radiators.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Looking out the window like "damn it's dark out, is it gonna rain" and no it's just late September and this happens exponentially earlier you dumb dummy.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Every food at Yom Kippur break fast contains three days of your daily intake of sodium and you have to eat one of each thing twice these are the rules I do not make the rules

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don’t usually meddle on the writing side of Jeopardy!, but tonight I called in a favor for our Bluesky viewers.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

NEVER A DOUBT she screamed as the blood returns to my brain

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Nicolas Gonzalez, the heat-weary fan @nicosgonzalez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Proud of my friend and former colleague DOCTOR @mikkojimenez.bsky.social, who published research showing nearly half of US bird migration hotspots (i.e. areas with high numbers of birds resting and refueling) are in metro areas. Read more about the new study here: www.audubon.org/magazine/nea...

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Nearly Half of U.S. Bird Migration Hotspots Are in Cities—Here's Why That Matters

A surprising number of migrating birds are choosing to stop in metropolitan areas, researchers found, raising the stakes for urban conservation efforts.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Had to break out the ol’ roach stompin’ boots for the first time in years. Just because I still got it doesn’t mean I want it.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

✅ bird mascot ✅ mom’s alma mater ✅ Philadelphia excellence ✅ Rosh Hashanah kismet This is a Temple household 🦉

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

5787 is gonna be my year. I might actually even mean it.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

KYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLE

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

🎶You are heeeeeeere in my heart and my heart will go onnnnnnnnn and onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn🎶

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

And with the return of ragweed season, we say adieu to the three months of the year when I don't have to blow my nose all the time. Nothing gold can stay.

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Robyn Shepherd @robyniwitz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Universal terror-laden human experience of suddenly having to sneeze when you've just shoved in a mouthful of food.

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