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Rob Varak

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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mullin citing the well-known constitutional exception to the Bill of Rights for people the police think are the "worst of the worst".
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ReadJack🇺🇸 @readjack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy Chicago Day, Chicago! Chicago Day was an annual celebration every Oct. 9, marking the anniversary of the day AFTER the Chicago Fire started, symbolizing a day of rebuilding. It started in 1893 during the World’s Fair. We should definitely bring it back!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
"I can go ramp, I can go stairs" -- Trump's audience in Texas gives him an extremely tepid round of applause as he brags about being able to go up stairs without falling
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Billy Krumb @clubhousecancer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thus endeth the unforgettable 2026 #Cubs season. Time to stare out the window and pray for Spring. You just wait 'til next year! #GoCubsGo
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#Siciliano4Life
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Need one vote of confidence game and then he'll cut his legs off.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Enjoy your baseball team tomorrow. Even if they are terrible. Even if they make you mad and frustrated. The offseason is long and the world is full of horrors. Even very bad baseball is better than waiting for spring.
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Still miss Siciliano. Hanson isn't bad but the DTV broadcast was just better.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here is the New York Times from September 11, 2001, already old news by the time I picked it up from my doorstep. I’ve never been able to open it up or throw it out.
Photo of the newspaper inside a blue plastic home delivery bag.
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Illia Ponomarenko @ioponomarenko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We remember, too. 🇺🇸🇺🇦
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I AM CALLING THE POLICE
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
1. It's the part I was born to play! 2. Everything's coming up Milhouse. 3. Mmm, that's good Squishee. 4. That's democracy for you... 5. _____ ______, which was the style at the time.
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sure but then my stupid joke doesn't work
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My kijngdom for a Wijnaldum
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is called cognitive dissonance. Elon is struggling to reconcile his edgelord contrarian beliefs with his recognition of an opportunity to make money.
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Jack Hamilton @jackhamilton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
RIP Dave Marsh, a writer who changed my life. a few years ago I wrote this about him slate.com/culture/2023...
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The Greatest Music Critic You’ve (Probably) Never Heard Of
Dave Marsh made me want to write about music.
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"I think that Bruce Levine tweet back there did more to win the war than any other private in the Army."
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He was banged up, going against players who were far bigger, stronger, and technically superior than he sees in Italy even, and was also the player who was most acutely feeling the ridiculous pressure of having this team change US Soccer forever. Perfect storm, as most grand disasters tend to be.
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I can't believe I have to spend my life today responding to people asking me about how Trump has managed to infect soccer. It's like he's specifically seeking to corrupt the few things left in which I take solace.
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Queiroz is the kind of man who, when he needs groceries, stands on his porch and waits for the market to come to him.
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CJ Coreschi @cjcoreschi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Every so often r/MLS throws up an absolute banger.
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
L-M-A-O
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Oh that was a sick pass, Croatia
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
This is one of the most Copa Libertadores-coded matches I've ever seen
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Rui Pinto, count your days @thombomb816.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
South Africans know an unnatural hand movement when they see it
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Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
In Atlanta during the FIFA World Cup match between Spain and Cape Verde, a heartwarming moment unfolded when a Spain fan noticed a Cape Verde supporter and gestured asking if he wanted to swap jerseys. The Cape Verde fan enthusiastically agreed, and the two exchanged shirts before sharing a long hug
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
And all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My daughter and I guested on a local podcast to talk about how geeked we are for the World Cup and why you should be too. An hour that's worth your time whether you're a big soccer fan or merely curious about why people get so worked up about it every 4 years. open.spotify.com/episode/0ppP...
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FIFA World Cup Preview 2026
Hold My Beer Sports · Episode
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Periodic reminder that Teapot Dome, the worst scandal in American history prior to Watergate, involved $9 million changing hands. That’s adjusted for inflation. This story by itself is 55500% bigger than Teapot Dome. That’s not a typo.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The biggest drama to hit US Soccer in years was "too complex" for HBO's USMNT documentary to explore. awfulannouncing.com/soccer/hbo-d...
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HBO director says Reyna-Berhalter drama 'too complex' for USMNT documentary
HBO director Rand Getlin explained the inexplicable decision to skip over the 2022 World Cup drama in his USMNT documentary series.
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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
That these are the 3rd and 4th best teams in the best league in the world is genuinely flabbergasting.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Please, everyone, stop butchering the American flag for your own pet cause, regardless what it might be.
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Bruce Feldman @brucefeldmancfb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Favorite pick of the night: Bears getting Dillon Thieneman at No. 25: “I think Dillon Thieneman is pretty special. He’s ready right now. I think he’s the best tackler I’ve seen in years, but he’s also got the speed and flexibility to turn and run…”
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Anonymous NFL Draft intel: Fernando Mendoza better prospect than Cam Ward, Drake Maye? (Gift Article)
In what was once expected to be a great quarterback draft, most of the 2026 NFL Draft feels average, except for safeties and edges.
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Footballing miracles...
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Telling myself it's a half-roster off the field and a tactical garbage pile on it. Has to be temporary. Caught with their pants down when the window closed last summer, and Arne didn't do much with the ingredients he did have. If it's not temporary, that doubters-believes thing may come full circle
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Baseball players and managers are the most small-C conservative human beings on the planet. Give it more than 6 games, maybe?
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Opening Day, coming home, free for everyone. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/coming-home/
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Coming Home
It's Opening Day. It's always a good day. “[Baseball] breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the s...
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Opinion | As a 3x Trump voter, I feel betrayed by his second term. I thought he'd be putting kids in cages, sending a violent mob to DC, and shaking down foreigners to stay in his hotels—not invading Iran, sending violent agents to Minneapolis, and shaking down foreigners to buy his crypto.
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Train Dreams. Sinners. One Battle. Whichever I've watched most recently is always the one I favor.
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
100%
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
My giddiness as a young music nerd in 1989 at ABB's rebirth was overwhelming. I saw them several times between '89-'95 and they had the power and dynamics of a band in its prime.
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Jacob Knutson @jaknutson.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
It was not, in fact, appealed immediately.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth claiming he would "immediately" appeal a judge's ruling against his attempt to demote Sen. Mark Kelly over his participation in a video reminding soldiers of their legal responsibility to not follow unlawful orders.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
People in Milan have to be absolutely SICK of Norwegians at this point
Norwegian club Bodø/Glimt up on Inter Milan in the San Siro
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Rob Varak @robvarak.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I've read at least 5 books by the following 5 authors: Elmore Leonard Peter Guralnick Bill Bryson Gary Giddins David McCullough And about 20 others...
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
It's ok, we're going to make up all that revenue from pay-per-view for cage matches on the White House lawn.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Same thing with billionaire baseball owners. If they whine about spending money they are free to sell their teams at huge profits to someone who wants to *try* to win. Bob Nutting is replaceable. Paul Skenes is not.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The important part is the very last part: “Can I prove it? No.”
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