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Robin Paul Dean

@robinpauldean.bsky.social
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Like Martha Stewart but without the jail time 📍Seattle

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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Okay now I think it’s time for a new tattoo
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is about me (probably)
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I guess I’ll make a pie today
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My 9 albums would just be the Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron soundtrack nine times.
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
American suburbs are a car-centered hellscape. And the suburban mindset where legs aren’t a primary mode of transportation is a plague. It makes me physically ill just thinking about it.
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
who ready for crocktober!!!! 🍲
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Leaving on a roadtrip today to meet up with a thousand other mini coopers in California. Watch this space for tiny car whimsy 🚙 #MTTS26
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does anyone around here like a slutty little waist and big arms anymore?
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Out of town all week and the update pics from Rover each day are taking me out. My poor baby Olive is PISSED
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lotta feet picks in those Instants things on Instagram 👀
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CozyGayBoy🍂 @cozygayboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lied at work that I know pivot tables and now I suffer every day for it
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Ryan @rygebhart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The gay urge to post a thirst trap instead of work
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let’s go wine tasting
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Sea Otter Awareness Week!
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One more book and I get my free personal pizza at Pizza Hut
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I made pancakes, anyone want any?
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My morning view today
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sister is here and I convinced her to gym with me 💪
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I feel at home in the Pacific Northwest and I really think it has to do with whatever also causes the above average suicide rates
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Have to tell a coworker that I think their idea is dumb today
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t know that I can fully articulate why but Oura rings give off such evil energy.
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nothing gets me off a dance floor faster than Shape of You
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I found Robyn in Chicago
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Amy posting like I did at my first Pride parade 😂😂
Instagram post from Amy Klobuchar with two shirtless men
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Any chicagoomfs out there? I’ll be there next weekend for Robyn 🪩 💃
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twunktrapped by a 👻 @twunktrap.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“You saw me at the gay bar & didn’t say hi???” Me at the gay bar after the bartender poured gay amount of alcohol:
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This coffee shop is playing “When You Believe” from The Prince of Egypt and I will be queening out the rest of the day because of it
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
But like, have you seen these (Michelle) Branches?? 💪
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today’s arm day at the gym sponsored by Chessy’s denim shirt in the parent trap
A playlist on Spotify titled “Chessy’s Denim Shirt in The Parent Trap”
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I told him if the bathroom isn’t clean the spicy pics stop
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Correct. And also the correct way to speak.
My dialect quiz results indicating I talk most like someone from Montana.
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Protein lube. Is this anything?
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The gym is BUSY this morning. All these people know summers over and they can go eat soup now, right?
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Rented a new camera for the weekend before I upgrade and you’ll find me behind the viewfinder of this thing for the rest of my life 😍
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have been working in this coffee shop long enough to hear Valerie three times. I must leave.
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Currently playing the game “cute twink or lesbian” at this coffee shop. Help!
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s that time of year again (my brand new iPhone is acting up right before they announce the latest one)
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realmaggiered @jakeybakey.gay · 23/08/2026
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They’ve started calling me “big dawg” at the gym
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The wedding invite said “if you’re worried about what to wear, don’t!” And now I’m even more worried
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dinner was lovely, thanks for asking
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What (who) is this chair for?
Chair next to a toilet in a bathroom stall
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Proof of dog
A cup of coffee sitting in a window. A dog smiles in the background from the other side of the window
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The dog tied up outside this coffee shop and I are now best friends
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey there! You’re 23, you’re not a top.
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A coworker has two of those hairless cats and every time she posts a picture of them in slack I feel like it needs to be labeled NSFW
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When any of you reference your height, I immediately doubt it. There’s no way you are taller than 5 inches, how would you fit in my phone??
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey, wanna be friends? I’ll send you stupid things I find on the internet and always show up on time to things
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Robin Paul Dean @robinpauldean.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Work told everyone to start promoting our company more on LinkedIn today and I think I’ll be deactivating my LinkedIn today.
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