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Greg

@halloimgreg.bsky.social
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He may have just been trying to sleep with me but a man said he liked my dancing last night and I’m still riding that compliment.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Greg take a shower at a temperature that doesn’t leave you actively sweating for the next 45 minutes challenge. Ready set go.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One touristy thing I actually enjoy in most large cities is a hop on, hop off bus because it makes it easy to get the lay of the land but the idea of doing one in New York seems absolutely miserable. Like you’re spending most of the time just sitting in traffic looking at the same thing.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to Afrojack tonight and lowkey can’t wait to party with the straights like it’s 2015.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hosting a Locktober™️ meetup in the LGA Delta Skyclub
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kelly Clarkson selling out to AI wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Going through way too many metal detectors this month to participate in locktober.
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Jenni Tolls @jennitolls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you’re turned on by AI porn you scare the fuck out of me all shade
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It’s Argh @itsarghh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s called locktober in honor of lockheed martin btw
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when someone I know uses “I asked chat” in everyday social conversations
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How do I make LinkedIn filter out ANY job suggestions at companies doing anything related to AI?
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looking at my calendar for October, I guess summer isn’t over.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Deactivated my Facebook today.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wasn’t gonna go dancing today but I can already feel the magnetic pull of Knockdown Center
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Black Hole Gravity Pull
ALT: Black Hole Gravity Pull
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning, boys. Say it back.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guys who will stick their hands down your pants on the dancefloor but can’t make out “because of their boyfriend.” What are we doing here?
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Straight barber started asking for too many details about my Friday night going out plans.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
White girls from Ohio about to be even more insufferable.
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(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This part also seems pertinent:
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve discovered Depop and my wallet has never been more unsafe.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just walked passed an Apple Store with a long ass line it for the new iPhone. I didn’t know that was still a thing?
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m sorry I’ve looked at your profile 7 days in a row on Grindr, I have the memory of a fish.
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Dory from Finding Nemo Swimming in Ocean
ALT: Dory from Finding Nemo Swimming in Ocean
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎶It’s the most wonderful time of the year🎶
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stoned at a diner after a dance party. A Sunday story.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trying a gluten-free diet in hopes that it clears up some skin issues I’ve been having for the past 3 years that medications don’t seem to help and let me tell you, this is not a fun way to live.
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
when he asks what’s for lunch
A large packaged cut of meat shaped like a dong.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Goodnight, early birds.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@ tops who post ass pics on Sniffies - what am I supposed to do with that information?
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*ESTRUS plays in the background*
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t know that I can fully articulate why but Oura rings give off such evil energy.
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will @willduh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
going insane that almost no one has been discussing the foreign ownership aspect of this merger 😵‍💫
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Dum Cumptober 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
need someone to smack me onto shape. like really fight me into fitness. just pummel me into peak physique.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New gay guy Halloween costume just dropped
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t watch a lot of tv but wtf is happening on the Emmy’s rn?
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The cold brew and Imodium in my stomach
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Going to Maine tomorrow. Might just disappear into the woods never to return.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also. This is my profile picture. Idk man…this doesn’t scream investment banker to me but I could be wrong.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Someone on Grindr told me I looked like I worked at BlackRock and I’ve never felt more compelled to change everything in my profile than I did in that moment.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tip tapping away on Excel while I listen to my little dj sets thinking about the next time I get to go out twirling.
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Chad @xuest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A lot of yall follow this conservative, islamophobic piece of shit on here and on IGwho’s getting dragged all over Twitter for his Mamdani post.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Y’all ever just need a twink to *** you?
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me before going out: “I can’t wait to kiss so many boys tonight.” Me while out: too busy dancing to kiss anyone besides my friends.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oura rings give me the ick.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I haven’t been around this many straight people in such a long time. Like even at work. If I don’t return, it’s probably because I got subtly hate crimed too many times.
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Picking my outfit out for the Ed Sheeran/Lukas Graham concert tonight so everyone knows I live in Brooklyn
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Went into the office today to get my Friday badge swipes for the month in and I’m the last one leaving at 11:10AM😩
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Greg. Why did you make after work plans 3 nights in a row?
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There is this straight man in my office who absolutely cannot sit in his chair like a normal human and I really need to get him a little bit drunk and flirt a wee bit.
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jacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s think for yourself thursday
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Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I need the top community to understand how much of a workout giving a good blowjob is. It feels that way for a reason, y’all.
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