Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026He may have just been trying to sleep with me but a man said he liked my dancing last night and I’m still riding that compliment. 0150
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Greg take a shower at a temperature that doesn’t leave you actively sweating for the next 45 minutes challenge. Ready set go. 0150
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One touristy thing I actually enjoy in most large cities is a hop on, hop off bus because it makes it easy to get the lay of the land but the idea of doing one in New York seems absolutely miserable. Like you’re spending most of the time just sitting in traffic looking at the same thing. 1130
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Going to Afrojack tonight and lowkey can’t wait to party with the straights like it’s 2015. 030
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Kelly Clarkson selling out to AI wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card 5243
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Going through way too many metal detectors this month to participate in locktober. 0180
Reposted by GregJenni Tolls @jennitolls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you’re turned on by AI porn you scare the fuck out of me all shade 0424
Reposted by GregIt’s Argh @itsarghh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s called locktober in honor of lockheed martin btw 111121
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026when someone I know uses “I asked chat” in everyday social conversations 1764
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How do I make LinkedIn filter out ANY job suggestions at companies doing anything related to AI? 1100
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Looking at my calendar for October, I guess summer isn’t over. 0151
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wasn’t gonna go dancing today but I can already feel the magnetic pull of Knockdown Centerstatic.klipy.comBlack Hole Gravity PullALT: Black Hole Gravity Pull 070
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Guys who will stick their hands down your pants on the dancefloor but can’t make out “because of their boyfriend.” What are we doing here? 3540
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Straight barber started asking for too many details about my Friday night going out plans. 1220
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026White girls from Ohio about to be even more insufferable. 070
Reposted by Greg(Wes)tern democracy👨🏻🗳️🌐 @midwestache.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This part also seems pertinent: 283
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’ve discovered Depop and my wallet has never been more unsafe. 040
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just walked passed an Apple Store with a long ass line it for the new iPhone. I didn’t know that was still a thing? 0110
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m sorry I’ve looked at your profile 7 days in a row on Grindr, I have the memory of a fish.static.klipy.comDory from Finding Nemo Swimming in OceanALT: Dory from Finding Nemo Swimming in Ocean 2240
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Stoned at a diner after a dance party. A Sunday story. 345812
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Trying a gluten-free diet in hopes that it clears up some skin issues I’ve been having for the past 3 years that medications don’t seem to help and let me tell you, this is not a fun way to live. 051
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@ tops who post ass pics on Sniffies - what am I supposed to do with that information? 4170
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t know that I can fully articulate why but Oura rings give off such evil energy. 051
Reposted by Gregwill @willduh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026going insane that almost no one has been discussing the foreign ownership aspect of this merger 😵💫 1274
Reposted by GregDum Cumptober 🎃 @eepybruh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026need someone to smack me onto shape. like really fight me into fitness. just pummel me into peak physique. 7541
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I don’t watch a lot of tv but wtf is happening on the Emmy’s rn? 040
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Going to Maine tomorrow. Might just disappear into the woods never to return. 2160
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Also. This is my profile picture. Idk man…this doesn’t scream investment banker to me but I could be wrong. 31182
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Someone on Grindr told me I looked like I worked at BlackRock and I’ve never felt more compelled to change everything in my profile than I did in that moment. 0120
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Tip tapping away on Excel while I listen to my little dj sets thinking about the next time I get to go out twirling. 0100
Reposted by GregChad @xuest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A lot of yall follow this conservative, islamophobic piece of shit on here and on IGwho’s getting dragged all over Twitter for his Mamdani post. 2416055
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Me before going out: “I can’t wait to kiss so many boys tonight.” Me while out: too busy dancing to kiss anyone besides my friends. 0190
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I haven’t been around this many straight people in such a long time. Like even at work. If I don’t return, it’s probably because I got subtly hate crimed too many times. 080
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Picking my outfit out for the Ed Sheeran/Lukas Graham concert tonight so everyone knows I live in Brooklyn 0100
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Went into the office today to get my Friday badge swipes for the month in and I’m the last one leaving at 11:10AM😩 070
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Greg. Why did you make after work plans 3 nights in a row? 31731
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026There is this straight man in my office who absolutely cannot sit in his chair like a normal human and I really need to get him a little bit drunk and flirt a wee bit. 0160
Reposted by Gregjacob galapagos @jacobgalapagos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It’s think for yourself thursday 241492353
Greg @halloimgreg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I need the top community to understand how much of a workout giving a good blowjob is. It feels that way for a reason, y’all. 1352