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Zach

@zjs.bsky.social
970 followers 420 following 430 posts

More than lightly medicated

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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love it when hinge has to take a minute to be like hmmm who else…
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Where are all the PUGS in Paris??
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Waiters in France just actually do not want you to be happy
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I bet every HR manager on hinge has a photo of them with those painted wings on a wall behind them
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok turns out it’s rude to ask people if they do steroids
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Several of my New York nemeses are in Paris 😩
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok what’s the thing called when I think or write something that is definitely AI coded and then I feel bad about that but it’s what I needed to write
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I believe this and it’s true and it’s right
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Should I wear crocs to Paris
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok the dj at the gym can quiet down a bit I’m listening to a podcast
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Zachslackpaints on insta
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ugh never meet your heros* *see guys you think look so big and beefy on grindr in person
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve decided how I feel about the lesbian bar
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t know where he is running or what for but I want the bdsm photos guy to win
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I won’t lie I feel cool wearing my crocs
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve made my mom so deeply worried about me through my Instagram stories
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A text I constantly want to send “hey fuck you if you aren’t into me that’s fine but stop posting constantly or block me” what is wrong with people
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Usually, when a friend starts talking about someone they don’t want to hang around anymore, the right question to ask is “is this because you want to have sex with them and they don’t want to have sex with you?”
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have a humiliation kink so I sit in the window at the Dallas BBQ and let the hot guys who live in London Terrace see me eating a pulled pork sandwich on their way out of the subway
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ok I’ve done three leg days (spread out over 4 weeks) where are my results?
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I maybe microneedled too close to the sun
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m being so brave (I’m in an awkward hair stage and meeting a man)
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Omg the phrase “for the shape of your face” is genius
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hey! If you were at Robyn I fucking hate you 🥰
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can I plz do just a little steroids
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can’t stop watching the Elizabeth Holmes trailer
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think about the phone book a lot
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Can someone PLEASE explain the Zojirushi numbers to me
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The second rodeo is pretty confusing, too
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Once again tricked by a Paul Smith ad for women’s whimsical witch clothing
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A Love Island SNL skit where the host can’t believe how horny the contestants are
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I see we’ve reached “Hinge Desperation Month”
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Now that I know someone in my apartment building has a glory hole set up, everything has changed
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Machoke in the OG Pokemon Red was a gooner
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I love that every single year the day I get home from ptown I RUN to the gym and do leg day
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Uh what else are we supposed to be doing?
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Omg one of his special talents is ordering for the table!!
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When things don’t go my way it’s like… ok… what’s happening
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How do I filter out all the 💆🏻‍♂️ on grindr
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey there! You’re 23, you’re not a top.
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nothing is scarier than hearing how people think during adult learning sessions
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is my last year of being skinny btw
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Spotify needs to give us a “moods” feature. I HATE that my normal music interests and classical interests both feed the same algorithm memory.
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think the worst day of my life was the first time someone pointed out that I used a word incorrectly
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mamdani STOP letting people stand outside the target and flag me down to ask questions or whatever
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Omg I realized relationships are two way streets
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Why’s is it always ME texting insane stuff out of the blue? No one ever texts me wild things.
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If you think about it… Fraser walked so Succession could run
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So now when I eat carrots my teeth hurt
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Zach @zjs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Love commenting on a group photo ”I’m into two of these guys!”
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