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Rob DenBleyker

@robdenbleyker.com
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a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 6h
the solution to both is corks
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 9h
NYCC booth 3560!!! the C&H crew is coming out. we'll be drawing weird sketches for you all weekend
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Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cyanide and Happiness comic:
Panel 1: Guy with green shirt stands on the side of a bridge, looking ready to jump. He says "Today's the day"

Panel 2: Guy with orange shirt approaches, says "You're really going to end it all on thanksgiving?"

Panel 3: Green shirt says "No, I'm going to teabag the Snoopy balloon at terminal velocity"

Panel 4: Orange shirt has climbed over the railing to join green shirt, the two of them prepared to make ABC morning news history or die trying
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Frank Frankson @frankfrankson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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that fucking cat you hate @kaithekat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guy about to jump off a bridge: "there is no joy or laughter in my life"
Guy on the bridge: "you should go see the great clown Pagliacci"
Guy about to jump off a bridge: "but I am Pagliacci"
Now both guys are about to jump off the bridge
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 30/09/2026
so true
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 30/09/2026
this is great
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Dan will be @ London MCM October @deathbulge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 30/09/2026
God damn......
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 30/09/2026
rewrite this comic
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 29/09/2026
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 29/09/2026
it's not working
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
abc you got me all wrong
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 28/09/2026
I'll be at NYCC Booth 3560 next month, come get a really stupid sketch drawn badly by yours truly
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 28/09/2026
coqboys.com
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 28/09/2026
coqboys
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 28/09/2026
this is so awesome
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 27/09/2026
come see me at NEW YORK COMIC CON October 8-11 with the C&H crew! we're doing 2 panels and custom sketches all weekend
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 27/09/2026
"differently abled" is a very funny phrase because it implies the person either has a disability or has superpowers, either way you gotta be nice to them
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
I'll be at NYCC Booth 3560 next month, come get a really stupid sketch drawn badly by yours truly
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
it is primarily a spot for dogs to sleep, and a guest bed one or two weeks per year
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
how else do I defend against attackers
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
bluesky feng shui experts, please critique this idea for my home office + occasional guest room. what would you do differently?
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
wrong! spreadsheets kick ass
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
one of the greatest joys of life is pressing buttons and clicking your mouse and seeing things happen on your computer screen
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
left after the 5th inning goat sacrifice because I shit my pants
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
went to a Savannah Bananas game and it was fucking CRAZY, a woman gave birth on the pitchers mound, and then we all did the ymca until several people died of exhaustion. this is how baseball should be.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/09/2026
boners are a Cyanide & Happiness trademark and you'll be hearing from our lawyers
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 25/09/2026
come see me at New York Comic Con Oct 8-11. i will draw pictures for you and shake your hand. no kissing/eye contact please.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 25/09/2026
have you checked your butthole?
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 25/09/2026
it at least needs a great story. Wolverine's story was oddly cartoony for a game where you regularly dismember people
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 25/09/2026
best dialogue was Sunfire saying "There's a giant robot attacking Tokyo, and I don't like cliches." worst dialogue was every line the villain said
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 25/09/2026
there were definitely "overtones"
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 25/09/2026
video games
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 25/09/2026
Pachycephalosaurus
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 25/09/2026
it had some fun moments but the combat got really repetitive, the last hour I just wanted to skip to the ending
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 25/09/2026
I finished Marvels Wolverine ask me anything
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 24/09/2026
NYCC booth 3560!!! the C&H crew is coming out. we'll be drawing weird sketches for you all weekend
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026
if this photograph is to be believed, the president died one week ago from an anchor to the dick. why the coverup?
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Chuck Better Call Saul Chuck Mcgill
ALT: Chuck Better Call Saul Chuck Mcgill
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026
the worst part is i'm my own boss, so when i lie about being sick, that fucker knows i'm lying
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026
part of being 40 is calling into work sick bc you ate a sandwich that was too greasy
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 23/09/2026
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 22/09/2026
I'll be at NYCC Booth 3560 next month, come get a really stupid sketch drawn badly by yours truly
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 21/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 20/09/2026
NYCC booth 3560!!! the C&H crew is coming out. we'll be drawing weird sketches for you all weekend
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19/09/2026
come see me at NEW YORK COMIC CON October 8-11 with the C&H crew! we're doing 2 panels and custom sketches all weekend
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19/09/2026
yeah the ending act was one of the coolest gaming moments I've ever experienced
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