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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 8h
The 1980s RUNNING MAN line about “get me the Department of Justice… Entertainment Division.”
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 8h
One CASTLE episode had Michael McKean playing a Trump analogue and this one has Ioan Gruffud playing an Elon Musk analogue (when ppl used to think Musk was cool)
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 9h
The Hold Steady’s “Chips Ahoy” is CARRIE fanfic now
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 10h
Mournful MST3k love theme as camera drifts through run down KTMA station.
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 12h
Rob Crow T. Robot of Mystery Science Pinback 3000
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 16h
Watched THE ALTRUISTS trailer and Julia Garner has the Conner4Real disguise nose from POPSTAR.
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 18h
But she’s no Roy Donk.
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 18h
“And popcorn!”
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 20h
Interesting announcement, even if the Renown titles are not very attention grabbing
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 20h
NOT sharing IYSL sketches to explain references?
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Tim Robinson Questions If You're Allowed To Do That
ALT: Tim Robinson Questions If You're Allowed To Do That
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s the discipline.
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Re LRT, what do you think would be the funniest manga for Elvis Costello to have watched?
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Deaf Crocodile @deafcrocodile.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On the most recent episode of Amoeba Records' "What's In My Bag?", none other than ELVIS COSTELLO pulled out "Treasures of Soviet Animation, Volume 1" from his shopping bag! Thanks for the pick-up, Elvis, and thanks Amoeba Records for stocking DC! #deafcrocodile #bluray #cultmovies #2danimation
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
youtu.be/i4q3cSXtBqY?... I bet if you played this for Pete Hegseth he’d think this was sincere.
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Kyle Gordon - Hero of Fallujah (feat. Downshift) [Official Audio]
YouTube video by kylegordonisgreat
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Who is that awful voice actress who sounds like she’s just reading lines off a cue card?” “Oh, Lacey Chabert.”
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have no idea what you mean, and know just enough about contrapoints to be grateful!
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watched the Clayface episode of the new BATMAN show and it was very good… Except for Lacey Chabert as a Golden Age of Hollywood actress.
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Going back to the beginning of human history and creating a universal signifier for “I am a time traveler and to prevent future fascism, we have to indulge this shithead’s terrible art a little bit more”
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What is this article from? It reads as AI generated!
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, I am aware G Gundam is goofy as hell. Thanks for the recommendations!
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What is the best starting point? Just episode 1? Other than G GUNDAM on Toonami several decades ago, I know nothing about Gundams.
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Why won’t my auto insurance cover this?” *googles State Farm* Ohhhhhh…. finance.yahoo.com/healthcare/a...
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Elizabeth Warren, Josh Hawley Launch Probe Into Insurance Giants Over Claims That End With $0 Payouts — State Farm, Allstate Face Tough Questions: Report
Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) and Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.) are reportedly seeking answers from major home and auto insurers after analysis showed consumers increasingly face claims that close withou...
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“When told that Ellison was a little behind on the acquisition, Vice President Wakko responded, ‘he’s a big behind to us.’”
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
'As the new regime's symbols are raised above their capital, our reporters are being told that Yakko, Wakko and Dot have already sought to establish a government-in-exile. Speaking from his villa in Montenegro, Yakko was said to remark. "Farewell, my country, core of my heart. Goodbye, nurse."'
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think if your speech is so meandering that it sounds like you want Los Angeles to be bombed, that’s on you, not a “gotcha”
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am the only person capable of being normal about Frank Zappa. I deserve a Genius Grant.
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Anytime they announce a five disc Frank Zappa release I go:
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The Simpsons: I Need The Biggest Seed Bell
ALT: The Simpsons: I Need The Biggest Seed Bell
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope every AI bro has the worst AI customer service the rest of their lives!
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wegmans had one… until their in-house brands went organic 😢😢😭
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I assume it’s more that a lot of weirder voters aren’t answering polls or their phones, so they’re not being captured. But people are weird!
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Da fu…..?
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As much as THE INCREDIBLES is libertarian-coded, I think about how a major inciting incident is the protagonist refusing to obstruct an old lady’s insurance claim.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 05/10/2026
What makes it clear that Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) is a work of fiction is that the film opens with the CEO of Wayne Enterprises showing concern for his employees.
A CEO showing concerns for real people.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Linus’ arch-nemesis, Bird Shit Man
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Degrowth but Republican!
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“LiMu Emu talks tough, but he’s just another Washington insider, afraid to take on State Farm Jake. He voted alongside the Gecko Geico 99% of the time in the last year. So this November, ask yourself, who’s filling up his seed bag?” “Paid for by Americans for Progressive”
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I get the Liberty Bibberty dislike, but at least it’s not another goddamn election ad.
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“MF DOOM Wal-Mart exclusive” is my Winter Soldier activation phrase
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now if a supervillain attacked Chicago…
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Magneto! He attacked Cape Canaveral! & seized a tiny South American nation! & sank a Russian nuclear submarine! & didn’t he try to kill a bunch of ppl at the UN? And New York?” “Okay, but he’s good now! And this other guy once caused a blackout in New York!” “That’s it!?!?”
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“He obliterated most of North America with nukes and tried to end the world!” “I think I’d remember that!” “I mean, we rewrote the space-time continuum so it never happened.” “Wait, you rewrote what?”
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In the X-books, Apocalypse is always a huge threat but except for FALL OF THE MUTANTS his threats don’t seem to break out of the mutant community in the 616. It’s funny to imagine mutants and natsec Marvel ppl freaking out about him and a Marvel inhabitant going, “at least it’s not Magneto!”
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The one Motley Crue that was licensed for Lamberto Bava’s DEMONS is pretty good too!
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jane Siberry/.38 Special collab when?
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to believe that someone at the Times knew what they were doing here.
New York Times homepage link reading: 
FRANK BRUNI AND BRET STEPHENS:
Behold the Paragons of Rank Incompetence
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New recession indicator: Red Robin’s birthday reward downgraded from an entree to a milkshake.
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Regis Toomey AND Irving Pichel! In the same movie!?!?? You’re going to pay for the whole seat but only use the edge of it!
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