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Rob Burgess

@robburgess.bsky.social
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My humour may contain sex & innuendo. If this bothers you: Block Me Alignment: Humorous Neutral I have a pun and I'm not afraid to use it. Sound tech.

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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Four and a half hours of sleep - today will be powered by coffee.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Foggy morning
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Alexander Glass @alexanderglass.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cerberus - the early years.
Three adorable puppies, all looking through a gap so they look like baby Cerberus.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Was Sisyphus the first rock and roll star?
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I can't go to work today .... because I'm not allowed to get up #Finn #DogsofBluesky
Finn in my arms, refusing to let me get out of my chair
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Guimauve Thrones
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
C'mon dad, it's time for our morning walk. #DogsofBluesky
Finn waiting impatiently for our morning walk.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@nanny-ogg.bsky.social How was I not already following you?
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hey @alecmcelcheran.bsky.social have you seen this? youtu.be/DXdh44u33uA?...
youtu.be
XTC - This is Pop documentary. 'I was on valium from the age of 12'
YouTube video by CT music films
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Finn is in the house!
Finn is in the house!
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Next day delivery?
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@romanmars.bsky.social Hey, I’m sure I’m not the first to say this. Pierre Burton is pronounced Pierre Burt’n - you don’t bring out the ‘o’. 😀.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Sometimes you just gotta be the devil’s avocado
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This makes me think of @david-herbert.bsky.social
Fly You Fools - Middle Earth Tour t-shirt
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
@octranspo.com @helps.octranspo.com WTH is this mess?
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
@awhalefact.bsky.social
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@zen.r0b0.ca Happy birthday! 🎂
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
@octranspo.com This sign seems a little low 🤣. Hemlock and Moses Tennisco
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I think that Journey really summed up my philosophy in life when they sang “Don’t Stop, Be Leaving “.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
@delilahsdawson.bsky.social How dare you make me chortle over a talking donkey! 🤣
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My boy this afternoon #Finn #DogsOfBluesky @kimberleybsb.bsky.social
Finn, a white chihuahua with black markings, looks adorable and wants to know why you're not giving him treats.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
@kevinhearne.bsky.social Hey Kevin, the website won't let me download the Great Big Bear audiobook. What's the best way to contact you to fix it?
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
RIP Thatcher. Dad loves you.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Hey Herbert! @tanjaeder.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vkB...
youtube.com
Why Austrians washed their bull
YouTube video by Lateral with Tom Scott
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Calling someone your ‘main squeeze’ implies the existence of secondary and even tertiary squeezes.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
An old sign that reads "Lang"
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Kermit The Frog in a kitchen surrounded by pork products with the words "If I Can't Have Her, No One Will."
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Hey @tanjaeder.bsky.social , does this sound accurate? youtu.be/2CH_PHWh9sI?...
youtu.be
Wiena Öffis ua guad erklärt.*
YouTube video by Tapakapa Erklärt
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Happy boulderversary!
A large boulder the size of a small boulder
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
A bear and a raccoon sitting in front of a fire.  The caption reads "Our Sunday plan - We will sleep until we're hungry, and then eat until we're sleepy."
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
@stephbelding.bsky.social Finally got around to watching Murderbot and who should I see? It's been 30 years since I've seen you in person so it's nice to see you virtually 😊
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I’m considering buying a vowel at a Boxing week sale.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Release the krakens!
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I have learned that when someone wishes you a merry christmas it is not acceptable to reply with "Same to you, asshole" even though you are wishing them a merry christmas in return. I don't understand people.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Happy solstice. If you're going to dance naked in the woods you should dress warmly.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Picture of Bert from Sesame Street with the words: there are literally no rules saying your New Year’s resolutions can’t be for evil.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
This seems like something you’d like 🖖 @tanjaeder.bsky.social youtu.be/cSwHobtSijA?...
youtu.be
batlh vIteqta’ | Klingon Doomgrass | A Star Trek Folk Metal Anthem (Original Song)
YouTube video by Lord OTT
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
@tanjaeder.bsky.social Damn, I almost missed this! Happy Birthday!! 🎂🎈
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Good morning
The view from my doorstep - dark, snowy, and cold
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Things get better with age ... I'm approaching magnificent.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
@andreagstewart.bsky.social You have a new book oout!! Yaaayyyy!
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This made me chuckle
Picture of text talking about Frankenstein
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Gotta keep cool somehow!
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
This is good info, very handy!
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Canadians are nice people because all of our anger and hatred gets funneled into the geese.🪿
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
@helps.octranspo.com Hi, could I get a clarification about the final stop on the 17 (Parliament to Wateridge)? I was just told by a driver that the stop at Wanaki & Mikinak was the final stop. The Transit app and the OCTranspo website both list the final stop as Codd's & Mikinak. (1/2)
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
As the dad to a chihuahua I find this very amusing. Maybe I'll buy him a guitar and see if he wants to learn 😁
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I wanna create a death metal band that does the music of Jethro Tull. I’ll call it Death Row Tull. 🤘
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
It's 35°C out there today. Stay home, stay naked, stay hydrated.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Good morning
The view down my street with a red morning sun
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