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Rob Burgess

@robburgess.bsky.social
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My humour may contain sex & innuendo. If this bothers you: Block Me Alignment: Humorous Neutral I have a pun and I'm not afraid to use it. Sound tech.

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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It didn't bother me at first, and then they remixed it.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So many bass players seems to live in the world below 200Hz while ignoring the mids and highs. There's no definition and no attack, it's just rumble.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We are not amused, bitch!
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What makes you think that?
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do. I need sleep.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bun E is playing left handed???
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is it the December 2015 issue?
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not very common!
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So 75% of your inbox is spam you sent yourself? 🤔
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Snatch the pebble from my hand, grasshopper “
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So if we set fire to people they become smarter? Can we start with billionaires? Maybe they'll start doing good for the planet. Or, at the very least, they'll stop doing bad.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh man, I'm so sorry 🍫
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🤣
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm more into controlled tongue myself. 🤔
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm all out of venom at the moment, will an acerbic comment do?
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Venom?
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Are they really that much of a problem considering how easy they are to disarm (de-leg, decapitate)?
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Same with Easter chocolate bunnies. If you don’t bite the ears off first why are you even bothering?
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Are you suggesting that gingerbread torture is acceptable?
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t usually think of Buddy as a guitar player. Singer and songwriter, yes. He just happened to play guitar.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Only if you yourself are made of gingerbread.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hank Marvin? Almost every British guitar of a certain age cite him as a huge influence.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Get a cheap pair of reading glasses that kinda work and leave them in your glove compartment, backpack, or at your desk? Better than nothing in an emergency.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Legendary being 'the stuff that legends are made of" so, thankfully, your naked dinners are mostly mythological?
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me neither.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Four and a half hours of sleep - today will be powered by coffee.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Statler & Waldorf watch in delight as you tend to your duties.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"Almost" 🤔
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You're making some serious money!
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wait until you see the prices!
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
💖
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trying to avoid a Witch Hunt?
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I hope you're doing ok.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You had me at "trio of goth bondage enthusiasts"
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Those are my plans as well! 👍🏽
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Foggy morning
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh gawd, I think it's been 40 years since I read Moorcock 🫨
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yup, sounds like a Monday to me as well. Be careful, it’s not over yet.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Btw, what is he actually talking about? It also sounds like a psilocybin trip.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Twitter has been like that for a long time, Bloody weird behaviour.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Only a true poet could describe an enema thus.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Gandalf stands tall, staff raised, and yells "YOU SHALL NOT!"
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Alexander Glass @alexanderglass.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cerberus - the early years.
Three adorable puppies, all looking through a gap so they look like baby Cerberus.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Did he say how big the spot was going to be?
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Feel free to jump in! 🤣
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Was Sisyphus the first rock and roll star?
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I've considered screws and/or cyanoacrylate.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You writing lyrics for a prog song?
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Kama's an escape artist so we're constantly dealing with her getting out of harnesses. I wonder if she was Houdini in a past life.
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Rob Burgess @robburgess.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Spanish have 100 words for balls? That takes serious cojones! Do dogs in the park get confused by this?
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