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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

the biggest difference between the whales and hulk hogan is the whales have never been trump-supporting, sex-addicted, child-abusers and also the whales are still alive

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

since elon musk is leaving the white house, i would like to suggest a whale assume the now vacant role of "unqualified beast who looks like it should be in the ocean" . as a bonus, a whale would mostly just destroy its surroundings, instead of the entire middle class

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

“i asked chat gpt—” okay i asked the all-knowing, all-powerful, formless void that lives in the depths of the ocean and she said you’re a weak little brainless beta cuck boy that needs ai to replace your uncreative, flaccid mind

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

it is at least one whale’s birthday today

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

whales are small now april fools still big

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

for the record, nazis aren’t welcome in the ocean either, there’s enough trash in there as it is

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

timothee chalamet if he was a blue whale in a world where whales have evolved in such a way as to be capable of winning major acting awards but still be largely motivated by a desire for krill

an image of timothee chalamet accepting his SAG award. the image has been altered so that timothee’s face is the head of a blue whale. the human figure of the SAG award has been replaced by a stone whale figure. the speech whale-timothee gives reads “i’m really in pursuit of a fuckton of krill. I know whales don’t usually talk , but i want to be one of the whales eating a fuckton of krill”

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

say drake, i hear you like em fuckin huge

a picture of a blue whale (c Andrew Sutton). Kendrick lamar walks on it’s back, smiling at the camera

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

most whales in the ocean are at least a little bit wet

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

a whale would never tell a woman what to do with her own fucking body

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

elon musk can’t take over the country if he gets eaten by a whale

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

very few whales have ever known the pleasure of watching all 4 hours and 11 minutes of Peter Jackson’s Fantasy/Adventure epic The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: Extended Edition

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

no matter how bad you want it, or what you’re willing to do, the littlest blue whale will still be bigger than you

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

the only thing bigger than a whale is an even bigger whale and even then it’s up for debate

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

killer whales are coming to town

three pictures of an orca, each zooming in more than the last. each is accompanied by the phrase "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT" in increasing intensity

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

baby whales were so good this year santa came to deliver them presents unfortunately he has drowned

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

a whale would make a great christmas tree topper but only if you want a very flat, very wet tree

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

very few whales have ever been the imposter when playing among us, probably because they are all perfect sweeties who never lie

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

there is literally nothing you could do at a mcdonalds that would cause a whale to call the cops

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

despite living under enormous pressure whales very rarely give up hope

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

this is an empty picture of the deep ocean, if you see a whale it means you are a perfect sweetie who deserves a forehead kiss (if you see two whales it also means you are gay)

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

whales will literally go sink some asshole's yacht instead of going to therapy

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

whales are so big if you tried to swallow one whole you absolutely probably could not

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 10/06/2023

what i wanted to send vs what i ended up sending. sometimes you gotta conserve your energy, folks

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 23/05/2023

whales are nerds: -false -they are cool -they don’t even know math whales are chads: -true -they know how to bulk -they fuck and do sweet tricks

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 22/05/2023

if you used a whale as a weighted blanket, you would sleep the deepest sleep of your life

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 20/05/2023

I am a: ⚪ male ⚪ female ⚪ nonbinary 🔘 orca whale Interested in: ⚪ men ⚪ women ⚪ nonbinaries 🔘 sinking boats in Europe

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 20/05/2023

humans have fucked around long enough, it is time to find out

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 18/05/2023

most whales are bigger than a raspberry

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 05/05/2023

whales don’t have boobs but if they did they’d be big bahonka donkas

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

like what’s up skeeters i’m single wyd

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

if twitter survives this might just be my personal shitpost account because so far bluesky seems way more unhinged

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

the lock ness monster is real and it is my penis

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

god really popped off with this one

god saying “i am going to create a whale that is so big”

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 29/04/2023

the average blue whale’s penis is longer than your entire boyfriend

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 29/04/2023

very few whales have ever been to oklahoma

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 27/04/2023

whales are pretty fuckin big

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 28/04/2023

Blue SKY? I thought this was an app for skeeting blue WHALES!

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 28/04/2023

I type out my skeets with my own little feets

Orange cat skeeting skeets on a smartphone with his front paws

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 27/04/2023

there is not generally a winner and a loser when performing a high five, but if you manage to high five a whale, you will lose. specifically your arm and maybe life

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 27/04/2023

whales are allowed to be a little deranged, who’s gonna stop them

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whalefact @awhalefact.bsky.social · 27/04/2023

a whale could beat up your 99th percentile newborn baby

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