David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 7hWho needs sleep when you can also yearn to have a proper conversation again while Simba is poking your head? 120
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I almost licked a drop of Philly's meds off my hand because my motor memory acted as if it was honey... Wouldn't have been horrible though (other than if it tastes like it smells - most likely as Philly doesn't like it) as it's used in human medication too and it's vegan. 120
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why is there a severed grasshopper leg on my computer desk...? 220
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A patient referring to me as "young man": 🙂 Them correcting themselves "young lady": ☹️ 100
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Here are the boys' meds, using an amount like the old men they are. I better not be late in the mornings because this takes time... 030
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026New evidence suggests that Adolf Hitler could have had a hand in his niece's death (according to him a suicide). The more you hear about this guy... 100
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So, in the recent days I've spent almost 1000€ on the boys again... Who needs a car or a vacation anyway, right?! Seriously though, their health is the most important thing and both are generally fine. Simba is starting to get age-related renal issues which should be manageable with food for now. 110
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon. Qapla'! 140
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm really crestfallen that we're doing the theatre flyers via AI. I offered to do them (and did the recent years and it was a decent job, if I might say so myself) but apparently using the anti-thesis to creativity is what we'll end up with. 320
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Philly got new meds and he just accepted the new tablet without any issue. What's the catch with this boy*?! He's just the sweetest and accepts everything without complaints. 100
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The sad truth is that people seriously believe that to happen. 020
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A friend of mine suggested a food station to manage Simba's recent eating habits (mainly theft and chaos). The boy is cute and all but he cannot even figure out Daisy's ball with a hole in it, he definitely won't be navigating tunnels. 100
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Having some cat drama today. I almost forgot about this being a thing. 000
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Our physics prof introduced himself with "we all know each other from spending time in a supernova together, even shared some atoms with each other" at our first lecture. We are all made of "star stuff" and everything that makes up our bodies was once a super hot mass travelling through space. 140
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Philly is not impressed with the new toy... Shoved it out of his cave because the silly human seriously thought he'd show a bit of interest. 020
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Those pistachios don't stand a chance against my teeth - there is not a single one being spared, all the pistachios are getting devoured. (And biting hard things you shouldn't necessarily bite will also most likely be how I'm going to lose my teeth.) 111
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hard to believe I've lost my best friend a year ago. Feels like yesterday yet a lifetime ago... 120
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A part of me just wants to pack my bags and buy a house in a foreign country. That part really, really scares me. 121
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 06/09/2026A patient told me that I'll go to heaven. I think my reply of "I don't know anyone up there." was a bit lost on them. 040
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Almost drank a fly...static.klipy.comStar Trek: It's Vile!Alt: Star Trek DS9 scene, Garak (Andrew Robinson) looking appalled at his drink, claiming "It's vile!" 110
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Patient apologised afterwards and while I do understand the point they were making, it's no excuse to yell at the staff and treat them with disrespect. 010
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It's always astounding how the ward can be full of the loveliest, most kind patients* and yet a single rude one can ruin your entire day. *It isn't. 010
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I'm going to be the one opening the play... My 48h awake brain cannot deal with that. 450
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This guy and his happy saliva - he was very drooly that day... At least Dais had the excuse of having no teeth left, Simba just begins slobbering when he's happy (and that's why I gladly accept it - happy boy, happy me). 230
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I may have watched too much WILTY recently but I just listened to my brother telling a mortimeresque story and was wondering whether it's true or a lie.... 000
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Heard one of the neighbours outside say "Ooh, smells like lunch!" when I was cooking. So the good news is, my food actually smells edible. But I'm also panicking about my food being smellable outside... 010
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Oh no, the neighbours are having a birthday party... I'm so glad that I don't have to work tomorrow. And that it might start raining, and hopefully they'll be driven inside. 110
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Exactly what I suspected would happen if I go out with both of them at once... 170
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Update for @kimberleybsb.bsky.social and @robburgess.bsky.social (and way quicker than expected): He can escape if he wants to. But he also was in a panic and I wasn't near him. No worries though, he wasn't in any danger and I did have my eye on him. Just won't go out with both boys at once 120
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026After seven days of strong disinfectant and wearing gloves for long enough that they're filled with puddles of sweat: 210
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Guess what they did to transgender people during the Nazi regime... If it wasn't too inconceivable, I would assume he picked up a history book and decide to do everything that's mentioned in it. I've been to the Mauthausen concentration camp and they mentioned trans people. Mauthausen was a 110
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 21/08/2026What Simba thinks is completely fine: Sitting on my lap, hind legs spread, his penis in full view and him cleaning it with slurp noises. What Simba thinks is absolutely not acceptable: Me trimming his claws because they grew too curvy and risk him getting caught and injuring himself. 120
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Obviously I'm always for Simba being happy, especially on my lap, but why must he always start drooling when he is? 120
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Guess I'm going to school the people who have been working in this job for much longer than me now. This is a language thing, by the way. I'm not being exploited, quite the opposite: We're trying to stop the nurses from exploiting my co-workers and the cleaning staff who struggle with German as 110
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I hate rude patients so much more than violent ones... 010
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 18/08/2026No, Microsoft, you don't *need* to know my location... Fucking dystopian nightmare that is. 020
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The amount of times Philly sneezed directly in my face is not funny anymore. Well, any number higher than zero isn't funny but would that it were... We're way past single digits, methinks. 010
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026So, if you had to decide on a low honour RDR2 playthrough, would you make Arthur look absolutely badass or completely ridiculous? I wish there was a poll option... I always got more interactions that way. 120
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Not having a violent cat anymore, I completely forgot how painful some scratches can be. Hard to believe this was my life every single day. I don't blame my grandmother's cat for the current injuries, by the way - she was panicking and isn't even used to being inside, let alone in a transport cage. 110
David @david-herbert.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Well... Spontaneous decision but she's coming home today. 140
