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Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

American TV in general has a problem that no show ever really ends on its own terms. If it's working it runs too long, if it doesn't make money it ends before it's finished

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Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm not sure it quite destroyed it but man in the high castle became a parody towards the end

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Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Damn he never got to eat those buckets of prepper food

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Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What if you don't eat the bag?

Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think Pinocchio, possibly Ursula from little mermaid, timeline unclear so skultullas in ocarina of time also in the running

Big Fez @bigfez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

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These franchise names are really getting out of control

"Glasgow Warriors and Ulster butt heads in this URC matchup from Scotstoun Stadium."

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026

The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels.

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Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

114 laps in Abu Dhabi?

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Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Anyway England is weird it's had about 1000 years to define itself including 500 years of its own bespoke religion and it's still sorta like "you know it when you see it"

Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Not to defend Braverman but maybe she still believes you'll be arrested and thrown in jail just for saying you're English?

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Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That's a different product, seemingly a clone of chocapic (which is great once you get over it's kinda the shape of fingernails) standard is the puffed rice

Box of goated European breakfast cereal, chocapic

Maybe I'm a hypochondriac but I think I'd seek immediate medical attention at I regardless of the other letters

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If they hadn't engaged in financial doping, mario wouldn't have been able to go out to buy an ironing board and return home with a trampoline, quad bike and scalextric set

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Just realised this man city stuff undermines the legacy of their only ever interesting player, Mario Balotelli

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Even the trash has protein in it now

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Three cheers for...david strettle?

Oh shit I work near a winery

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Id like to make a losing to Saracens reference here but fear coming across as stop the boats

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Swear I saw a sky sports news thing about man city with the emotional pitch of "English 9/11"

Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And this is how you keep getting knocked out in the semi final of lidl

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I'm sympathetic to the idea that it's not really fair that Chelsea got to oil money their way back to relevance and then suddenly that's not allowed anymore, but that was also bad

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Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

For some reason my Reddit feed keeps showing man city fans doing some serious cope and I think the sympathetic thing to do is to dissolve the club

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

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Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you've scrolled on an app or been in a public space you've probably heard it? I don't even live in an English speaking country and I heard it in like 3 different businesses yesterday

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Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

New York times don't like to read maybe

Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Damn no "crash landing on you"?

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Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

He's really not going to enjoy the inevitable Big Bunda Bolshevism

Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think the term for b) is "independent thinker"

Josh Gardner @joshgardner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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At this point, I’m very used to sports teams - especially rugby clubs - making themselves dramatically more generic with boring crest redesigns, but the Sharks one might be the most catastrophic downgrade yet.

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Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Read that Trimble/McKeown article comparing rugby to soviet factories and it's very "this thing makes running a rugby club more difficult -> get rid of it -> ??? -> Profit"

Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What does wasps spaffing all their money on a casino have to do with the IRFU sending young fellas to the gulag/Galway?

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Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I dunno if this is a hot take but I feel like an easy lower limit for pro athlete age is "can share a changing room with their teammates without it being a safeguarding issue"

Rory @roarz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

All interactions are now culture war innit

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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I think AI has already exceeded the intelligence of the type of person that believes AGI is imminent, which is why they believe AGI is imminent.

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here

the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.

I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Since we're all rightfully shitting on Ed Sheeran, don't forget this gem

'Excuse me, can I have another glass of wine'
'I'm Ed Sheeran'
'Ok Ed get me another glass'
Daily Mail Celebrity • @DailyMailCe...
Ed Sheeran gets mistaken for a waiter by Amy Lee at the #Grammys
dailym.ai/1zAZr2i

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Tbf we know from a survey of players in games against him that there's a market for seeing him punched in the face so either of those sports might work

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Is he any good at padel?

elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 14/09/2026

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MACKLEMORE: [delivering heartfelt speech about palestinian rights and the evils of apartheid] SHEERAN: I love your passion [texting manager: can mr beast sing???]

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Wait nvm just plucked a white hair out of my beard, now I'm suggesting a new position, the walking back