iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

men take note of who in this story comes out looking genuine and respectful and who comes out looking like a strain of syphilis that was granted a wish to become a real boy

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

someone should ask donald trump, john thune and mike johnson how come they havent said anything about the recently deceased republican who served as speaker of the house for almost a decade.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

dennis hastert was a mass child Rapist and it's awesome he died. i hope it hurt.

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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 14/08/2026

this is the funniest political ad i've ever seen

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I don't have a strong opinion on Dungeon Crawler Carl -- I read a couple chapters, and it wasn't for me -- but, like, a dozen guys I know and don't think of as readers love those books. This is how we get men to read again.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/07/2026

someone tell serkis that middle-earth isn’t real and there aren’t actually white people in Arda

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 15/07/2026

Well, technically it was originally an epic poem told aloud, not a book at al-- (explodes)

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I've found myself rewatching The Bone Temple multiple times now after wondering, "Could it have been as good as I remember? All the people who didn't like it must have had a point." And no, I think most people are just dead inside.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.

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The Onion says it won’t wait for the courts, will launch Infowars to pay Sandy Hook families

The Onion’s staff is tired of waiting for the courts to settle its pending takeover of Alex Jones’ brand, so the new Infowars will launch next month.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

you guys go ahead. I'm going to go into the john and will meet you guys at the performing arts

The front of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. Something has been erected between the signage, such that there are two doors with only the words "The John" and "Performing Arts" visible.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.

Onion can: FBI Agents Watch in Silence as Kash Patel Gets Ass Kicked by UFC Fighter

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I know horror seldom wins any of the big Oscars, but Inde Navarrette deserves at least a nod for her performance in Obsession. Like 80% of the scares rely entirely on her performance. Her voice and the different tones she can produce are a huge part of the overall sound design. It's amazing stuff

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Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

CBS has fired Scott Pelley for doing exactly what journalists are supposed to do: Speaking truth to power. Bari Weiss and David Ellison are a disgrace to the media industry. But they unfortunately join a large corporate club filled with disgraceful people.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship.

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 27/05/2026

insane to me that @patagonia.com is suing incredibly impactful drag queen and climate activist Pattie Gonia for “harming their brand” is Patagonia not a brand for the LGBTQ+ community or for climate activists? because you’ve spent a lot of time pretending to be both.

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 27/05/2026

Patagonia, the company that stole its name from a region in Argentina

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Kelsey McKinney @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

it is so wild to admit in stories like these that you had $80 million dollars in podcast revenue and were laying people off left and right.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Rep. @brotherjones.bsky.social in Montgomery: “We’re here united to take on this new confederacy, 60 years after the Selma March… because we know their intent is to dismantle everything gained during the civil rights movement.”

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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/05/2026

the tech world has genuinely not grappled with how many people despise them and what they make

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Don't forget: my old Yale Law classmate Clarence Thomas refused to recuse from Jan. 6 cases despite his wife's involvement in the plot. And he's taken at least 100 gifts worth over $2 million while serving, including from GOP donor Harlan Crow. He's a disgrace to the Court.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Incredible delivery from Tim.

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 30/04/2026

Hate to share the same bird two times in a row, but holy shit this is the best Heron picture I've ever taken. Today on my bird walk, got a great action shot of it striking.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Big court date for the InfoWars takeover tomorrow. Cross fingers, knock on wood, send one up. We're hoping our agreement with the families and receiver is greenlit by the judge, despite Alex's hate campaign against them all. If we win, expect an Emergency Broadcast. Stay tuned, and wish us luck.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/04/2026

Tech industry really feels like a power keg ready to blow. The WSJ did a whole story about Oracle’s debt and how banks can’t resell it very easily because of the risk. Cursor acquisition isn’t really an acquisition yet. Deepseek 4 drops on a Thursday night. Jensen Huang slightly losing it too.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/04/2026

to be genuine for a moment, working for the onion in this era has been one of the greatest experiences of my life so far. good things will continue to come

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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours
By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

What a beautiful piece of writing from my boss, @brycetetraeder.bsky.social. theonion.com/at-long-last...

With this new InfoWars, we will democratize psychological torture, welcoming brutal and sadistic ideas from everyone, even the very stupidest among us. It will be like the Manhattan Project, only instead of a bomb, we will be building a website.

The InfoWars of tomorrow will converge into a swirling vortex of content about content, talent acquiring talent, rings of concentric media mergers processing all human artistry into one endlessly digestible slurry. This will be a dank, sunless place, one where panic and capital feed on each other like twins in the womb of a hulking, unknowable monster—a monster known by many names, but which I like to call modern-day America.

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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

The Atlantic responds to Kash Patel's $250 million lawsuit: "We stand by our reporting on Kash Patel, and we will vigorously defend The Atlantic and our journalists against this meritless lawsuit."

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Hi! A responsible title to this article would have been something like, "Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas calls for violent right-wing revolution against most of the American populace".

Thomas called on Americans to stand up for their principles and endure personal "sacrifices," if necessary, to preserve the nation's democracy.

“In my view, we must find in ourselves that same level of courage that the signers of the Declaration have so that we can do for our future what they did for theirs,” he said.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

[shocked pikachu.jpeg]

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Talking about Donald Trump having dementia just gives a sympathetic excuse for inexcusable preexisting conditions. Donald has *always* been a mean, self-centered, incoherent fool who says stupid and ignorant things.

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Unbelievable stuff from the Washington Post on behalf of Jeff Bezos today.

Opinion
Editorial Board
America’s income tax is progressive
The rich already pay more than their fair share

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

people "have money", in that they have income. but the number of people seriously burdened by their rent is the highest it's ever been. the cost of living is so much worse than it was a decade or two ago. I know multiple people making the most money they've ever made who are barely hanging on.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

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Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Hello friends and also enemies, Behind the Bastards has been nominated for a Webby! This is the first award I've ever been nominated for, so if you'd like to vote for my show I'd appreciate it: vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...

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Vote for the best of the internet

I just voted in The Webby People's Voice Awards and checked my voter registration.

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 02/04/2026

And I have never once heard a single one of the editors or journalists involved even *reflect* on it, much less grapple with it or apologize for it. They feel zero remorse & would do the same thing again -- in fact, *will* do the same thing again, to whoever the Dem candidate is in 2028.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

This is Iggy. Iggy is 26 pounds.

I (a blonde woman with braided hair, jeans, and Ugg boots) am holding a behemoth of a white and orange cat. He looks displeased but in reality he is purring very loud. He’s like a big squishy teddy bear.

TREE HOUSE
HUMANE SOCIETY
IGGY
Animal ID: THHS-A-6267
Age: 3Y/9M/1D
Breed: Domestic Shorthair/Mix
Color: Orange/White
Sex: Male
Microchip Number: 941000029240605
Attributes:
Good with Kids
Iggy is a lot of cat, with a lot of love to give! Iggy loves people of all ages, and is equal parts playful and affectionate. Whether he's chasing his favorite wand toy or snuggling up in your lap. he's sure to be your best buddy.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Our daily news show, It Could Happen Here, has also been nominated for a Webby! And we're currently just a little ahead of some Trump-ass news podcast, so please help! vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...

vote.webbyawards.com

Vote for the best of the internet

I just voted in The Webby People's Voice Awards and checked my voter registration.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Nuke everything from orbit, time to let the roaches try things for a while

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Hello from Minneapolis!

Selfie of me in an orange jacket and hat holding a thermos in front of the MARCH 28 NO THRONES NO CROWNS NO KINGS sign by the main stage at the Minneapolis No Kings rally

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

We are currently a deeply unserious country 🎪

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