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Rob Stanley

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
if youre lobbying for people to use a social media app that has a built in child pornography generator im going to make some assumptions about you
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
aye. reminder: the entire british government is still on x. they still think x is a barometer of public opinion.
Perhaps the most telling sign that staying on X has made you worse than you used to be is that, just a few years ago, if I asked you: "Would you use a product from a company owned entirely by a man who sold child sexual abuse material?", you would have said no. You're no longer that person. I'm sorry to see it.
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it took me so long to realise that twilight dad and can't hardly wait prick were the same guy
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you don't "have" to think anything. you choose to because of the vile thoughts in you corrupted head you fucking pervert
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think we're all underestimating quite how itchy that bishop was
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
did you read the fucking story
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
some people think you would be first against the wall
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"it's not what it looks like"
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
zero. didn't clean the cafetière last night and didn't have enough caffeine in me to clean it today.
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When Donald Trump doesn't like reporting he breaks the first amendment . When @thinklabour.bsky.social don't like reporting they call the cops .https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/feb/20/labour-minister-falsely-linked-journalists-to-pro-kremlin-network-in-emails-to-gchq
theguardian.com
Labour minister falsely linked journalists to ‘pro-Kremlin’ network in emails to GCHQ
Exclusive: Josh Simons pressed intelligence officials to investigate reporters, in emails described as ‘McCarthyite smear’
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh, I'm sorry, apparently labour together are now @thinklabour.bsky.social. they had to rebrand because of all of the awful shit they did. Good thing that's stopped!
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Andy Burnham has made it very very clear that his priorities as prime minister are: keeping donald trump happy keeping netanyahu happy keeping mbs happy we need to stop being surprised that he is exactly who he is. he's labour together's boy who does what they want
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Keep reading that we've "cancelled" Ed Sheeran when what actually happened was: he kept doing all his concerts while sacking his support act and friend of thirteen years coz they said "Free Palestine". Ed Sheeran is not "cancelled". He did a show last night.
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the hipster pizza place here will just handle the boar situation for you (for a price)
MEATHEAD

Chorizo, pepperoni, pancetta, pork, & wild boar salami, onions, mushrooms.

£19.6
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/09/2026
things could be worse. at least we're not de facto ruled by a sex cult of guys who worship the computer and think its going to make them immortal if they feed enough poor people to it
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still deciding a display name @vicesignalling.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I appreciate how this is a popular front. People who love AI, people who hate AI, people who are mixed about AI can all come together and harmoniously say 'fuck the rationalists in particular'. It's a thing of beauty.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/09/2026
It becomes a LOT easier to argue to the general public that we shouldn't let the AI industry regulate itself when you can ALSO produce clear evidence that much of the AI industry appears to be steered by genuinely crazy weirdos with anti-social and anti-human ideas.
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
do you think they were talking about buying random people free tickets to a holiday camp?
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Flock-o'-Lantern @buckrawheat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've met crack dealers with better professional demeanor than the people who work here.
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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They know what they are doing and it sucks
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I appreciate your love and support for your son
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why do you want an alternative to accepting trans people as people?
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 13/09/2026
Democrats are not entitled to our votes. If they want want them, they have to meet us where we're at. If you don't like it, get better policy positions on trans people.
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11/2001 I was a freshman in high school in Alabama, I wore a hijab. In gym class my teacher wheeled in a screen. Something horrible was happening. I watched, mouth agape as the second tower hit. We were silent. As that period reached an end, my name was announced on the loud speaker. 1/
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
hey, can you put your fetishes away please. this is a public place
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don't want to fucking know what @raskin.house.gov thinks a fetish is, but it sure as hell isn't "democracy"
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's a constitutional responsibility you dumb fuck. When people talk about "checks and balances" you're meant to be the fucking check, you idiotic piece of shit
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/09/2026
I just want them to know how much I hate them. I wish there was a way to get them to process how much they are hated for this. They are committed to losing even if they win. They fully plan on repeating the cycle of placeholding a new status quo until the GOP can get back to dismantling society.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Watching this show isn’t going to get you cancelled, you won’t lose your job, you won’t be tied to a flagpole in your underwear. It just makes you a shitty person, contributing to the wealth of a bigoted monster, against the request of the people she’s harming.
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
yeah I don't fucking listen to john yoo now either. legalising torture was part of his job, it was still evil
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
also a reminder, the prime minister doesn't pay a real electric bill. He's fucking us all over while he gets the best rent controlled house in the world.
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just in case anyone had any questions about who exactly Burnham and his Labour Party want to make the world better for. grifting tory scum
Guardian Headline: Burnham drops support for political funding cap aimed at curbing mega-donors
No more UK energy bills support likely before price cap rise
Andy Burnham stops short of pledging further help as gas and electricity prices due to increase by 4% in October
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
such a fucking evil thing to think, let alone write down. Shame on him, and shame on @saracuster.insidehighered.com.
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Easiest unfollow of my life. We're not doing anticipatory obedience of roko's basilisk here

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bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:

future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Congratulations to Andy Burnham for getting 345k in donations!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 20/08/2026
it blew my mind when I realized just how often it never occurs to many, many people in the professional world to ask these questions. it still blows my mind. how is this possible.
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
not looking good. not looking good at all
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Hop On Vermintide
Alt: "Hop On Vermintide" - a person with a broom getting chased by a swarm of rats
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
blue.mackuba.eu/labellers/
blue.mackuba.eu
Bluesky labellers
List of known Bluesky labeller services
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Vicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Like 80% of people's confusion about the current situation could be resolved by just understanding that people in power genuinely enjoy power, violence, murder, that they did before too, they just knew better than to let you see it so clearly
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@folkonfoot.com
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I don't quite understand, you don't find this beautiful and hilarious?
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 14/08/2026
I don’t care what he did or didn’t do; he was a human and deserved dignity and humane treatment and not to be sacrificed on the altar of culture wars and I’m so angry and sad for him.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 14/08/2026
Shame on Cambridge, shame on the racists, shame on every person who tokenised him and put him in this situation to begin with. Gods.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 14/08/2026
I gotta be honest, I don’t feel like this is what emergency alerts are for. It’s important and severe but if I hear that noise from my phone I expect tornado idk
Phone emergency alert: Severe Alert
Issued by the UK Government
1m ago
There is a very high risk of wildfires nationally. Residents, landowners and visitors should not undertake any activity that could start a fire, including disposable barbecues, firepits, garden incinerators or fireworks. Even a small flame can rapidly develop into a major wildfire placing lives, homes, businesses and emergency responders at risk.
Follow official updates and report signs of fire immediately by calling 999. Search gov.uk/alerts for more information.
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
generally one arbitrary unit less than a person asking this has taken
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
(missed the important: "so they had to change the reels because of how long it was")
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
saw a 35mm projection at a picturehouse. It was part way through someone saying something in the movie 😅
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
in the intermission I was complaining that he wasn't being pattinson-weird enough, but there's an eye twitch nearer the end that would have had me clapping in the cinema if I was that kind of person
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Kerry Moscogiuri thinks she can throw trans people under the bus. She can't. until everyone is free, no one is free. You fucking pricks might be free right now. Well fucking done. Literally evil.
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Rob Stanley @rjstanley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Why the fuck are you still talking?
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