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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 32m

Today’s fit is giving dad on holiday

Me (moustachioed man in little red shorts and a black tank top and thongs/flip flops) taking a selfie in a lift

Me, same outfit but also wearing a cap, holding a pint of beer (it was very expensive, don’t ask)

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 13h

Noumea has done a few things correctly

My husband, a bearded man in a nice shirt sipping on a margarita looking furtively off to the side

My husband, a bearded man in a nice shirt sipping on a margarita winking at you

Me, a moustachioed man in a loud shirt and singlet combo, sipping a tropical cocktail through a straw. Palm trees in the background

Close up of me, a moustachioed man in a loud shirt and singlet combo, sipping a tropical cocktail through a straw. Palm trees in the background. I am eyes closed, savouring the experience

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The French won’t bear to bottle wine with a screw top, but they’ll use a plastic cork? Worst of both worlds please make it make sense

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Made it to New Caledonia (I was travelling to New Caledonia today) and I have just discovered all the pools at this resort close at 6pm?? Fiji would never do this to me

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Gotta get up at 4:30am today; it’s 1:00am

A smiling, plushie Winnie the Pooh holding a glowing mobile phone, wrapped up in a blanket in bed

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have so much work to do in the next two days before I go on leave but mentally this is already what’s happening to me

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Super do not want to gym tonight. Lucky it only counts when you’re feeling too lazy to go but you go anyway

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Pooling your gay little reaction images folders with oomf

Three excited Richard Scarry cats wearing hats and mittens with a big pie. Text reads FULL COMMUNISM

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Disappointing that Thomas And Friends: Big World! Big Adventures! does not take into account different rail gauge sizes in different places. Really ruins the immersion

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I love saving the economy by being forced to pay more money to bank shareholders

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I ordered gravy with my steak but they didn’t charge me for gravy with my steak and then the server thought I was scamming them for gravy when I asked for the gravy: The Rohan Salmond story

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If I ever met an OpenAI agent I’d kill it with hammers I can tell you that much

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Is describing stuff as “unsettling” an AI-ism or is it just a weird trend? I’m seeing it everywhere

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Got a new phone and didn’t check I had my authenticators sorted and now I’m caught in an authenticator authentication loop noooo

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Excited for this because (besides The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe) the Magician’s Nephew was my fav Narnia book. I loved the magic rings and the creation sequence

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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

fuck me up jadis of charn

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Actually you know what? Barbie was a reflection on the creation accounts in Genesis so it makes sense Gerwig is doing The Magician’s Nephew. She’s not done with those stories yet

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Empire Magazine @empiremagazine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

EXCLUSIVE 🪩 Greta Gerwig’s Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew is a rock inspired fantasy nodding to David Bowie and The Who. “Narnia is literally a world made out of music,” she tells Empire. “And rock ’n’ roll to me felt like a world made out of music.” Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Europe is a state of mind you’re hearing it more and more

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Omg she’s starting with The Magician’s Nephew that’s a CHOICE

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ok ok so long as we’re not lumping Switchfoot in with the rest

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Stephen Colbert come on Soul Search and talk to me about Catholic shit and Lord of the Rings it would be so fun

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Meg Stalter come on Soul Search and talk to me about queer Christian shit it would be so fun

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I love the Uniting Church but its interconciliar structure means you’ll get an email from Synod saying “Nominations for the Synod meeting are closing soon!” and then you get an email from Presbytery a week later saying “Nominations haven’t even OPENED the committee to do this doesn’t even EXIST yet”

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Went back to the gym for the first time in two weeks last night and I’m pleased to report that overnight I went from being An Ugly Slug to The Hottest Man Alive

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

[extremely apophatic voice] god is not male nor is god female. does that make god non-binary? buddy i’ve got some news for you

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Please do not observe me before my moustache has fully grown in thank you

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Gonna be a silly little goose and grow a summer moustache

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Staying in Caloundra for a family get-together. Some randos started a punch-on at my accommodation (blood everywhere) and I had to get coffee at a children’s play centre called Jujuba. I think I maybe should have spent a little more on where we’re staying

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Making the last braised beef of the season — arguably too late because the weather is already probably too warm for a stew. Anyway, setting the oven to 140 and seeing what six hours hanging out in there does. Maybe the whole chuck will disintegrate idk

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

God I love Christian Girl Autumn because it means summer is just around the corner for meee (also Caitlin Covington seems cool)

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Me with my foldable keyboard connected to my AYN Thor so I can type out a post and then play games on it once I’m done

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Edmond Tran @edmondtran.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

not me with my keyboard and mouse plugged into my Steam Deck so i can write my little articles because I can't afford a new computer

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I regularly get press releases that claim to announce “groundbreaking findings” of scientific discoveries that confirm the Bible is literally true. This morning I got one sent by a woman with a name almost exactly the same as a well-known Australian drag queen. 😚👌

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Generally, if a computer has been anthropomorphised it’s good to be polite to it, not because it knows or cares, but for you. It’s filling the social role of a person, and that role comes with certain rules I’d be unwilling to break even though they mean nothing in this instance

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

She was truly incomparable. She was good in the strongest sense of the word

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Nothing ideological but I love to see a robot fall over. Unparalleled physical comedy

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

People from Sydney are incapable of thinking about the world in any other way

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I didn’t go to the gym at all last week because of Bad Brain but tonight I’m about to go back and I’m feeling anxious because if I’d gone last week then this week would be easier

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Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This is what playing Balatro is like

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