Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the questions in the leadership version of the national church life census do not fuck around 000
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I have heard that every gay couple comprises of a Bert and an Ernie. This seems right and tracks to the popular “who is autistic and who has ADHD in your relationship”. (Bert is autistic, Ernie ADHD) My query: does the R2D2/C3-P0 split apply here, too? If so - does Bert = c3p0 Ernie = r2d2 ? 230
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 26/07/2026This drag queen belting out Dolly’s 9 to 5 at the piano bar is doing NOTHING to help my Sunday scaries 011
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Me: I dunno if we can really go, I was only invited once offhandedly and they haven’t brought it up again @rjsalmond.bsky.social : it’s a get-together with our friends at a pub for a dog’s birthday, I think we’ll be okay 121
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026should I read a new book? No! I will reread a book I’ve read twice before because I don’t have the capacity for new things right now 220
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Can’t wait to “let’s circle back to this after the Easter break” for the next three days 000
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 27/03/2026It’s okay Jimbo the London review of books can’t hurt you! Meanwhile; the LRB: 000
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026love it when scientists describe an animal as “charismatic” 100
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 31/12/20252025 Outs: Title Case, connecting with your ex on LinkedIn, baggy shorts, Instagram reels 2026 ins: sentence case, wearing jockstraps to the office, Pokémon rom hacks on your phone 010
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 31/12/2025My husband just said “Welp, time to drown the computer” as he held down the start button. And I turned to him? And was like, sorry? And he said “don’t you feel like when you hold down the power button you’re forcing its head underwater” 000
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I’ve had three beers time to respond to every insta story like it’s my job on the production line 020
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 09/11/2025this man hands me his kindle on the train and with a smirk says “hey, read the first couple of sentences of this page” 000
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 22/10/2025business guy who posts about Michel de Montaigne like it’s Sun Tzu or Machiavelli 000
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 22/10/2025what im thinkin when ur story at the pub is going on and on 000
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 03/09/2025can’t explain it but the water tastes better straight from the tap in the bathroom than it does in the kitchen 110
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 02/09/2025sometimes on a late night home, when the suburban streets are deathly quiet — I’ll spot the outline of a cat, hidden behind a wheel of a car, or standing sentinel on the fence and think — fuck!! how many more of you have I missed!? 010
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 30/08/2025opening my slack in the club just to check to see if I need to urgently circle back on anything 010
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 26/08/2025one thing living rent free in my head after coming back from Vietnam is a gentle proprietor who, upon my imminent purchase of a bumbag, quietly protested: “no… no… Now you say a lower price to me, that’s allowed” 030
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 26/08/2025nothing quite like a friend’s phone interrupting you mid-bit to advise “X has notifications silenced”. 100
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Me, derisively: ha bet that lawyer [running the terrible appeal du jour ] went to Bond, ha ha *checks their linkedin* Education: U N I V E R S I T Y OF S Y D N E Y ah, well… nevertheless 121
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 01/08/2025“there are no seatbelts on this minibus” I conspiratorially text to my husband on the minibus: “correct”. If we die in a crash I wish to assure you all this minibus did not have seatbelts. I don’t want a judgmental news reporter advising you otherwise. If this is my last skeet🫡 201
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 25/07/2025that one guy who knows how sing? Yeah you better believe he’s killing it at the open karaoke 100
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 25/07/2025[in the broadest australian accent you’ve ever heard, in Hoi An] yeah mate every aussie loaves ABBA? Have You seen strictly ballroom ?? 100
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 25/07/2025australian gays doing abba when pressed to perform karaoke at the gay bar 000
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Finding out my white shirt is actually filthy under the black light at the queer bar is a new level of gay panic I didn’t need on HOLIDAY 310
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 21/06/2025love port, nice reminder that raisins are, in fact, grapes 000
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 07/06/2025my first day working comms at the opera house: happy PRIDE - it’s FAGOT season, watch this TWINK blow his giant BASSOON 111
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 09/05/2025my take home from thunderbolts is that I want Julia Lewis Dreyfus to call me “good girl” ?? 000
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 20/04/2025 they’re like the opposite of Franz Ferdinand they’re a real… a real Gavrilo Princip 000
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 23/03/2025saw live music last week (king stingray at the enmore) and yeah - it slapped! 000
Reposted by Jimbo Rohan Salmond @rjsalmond.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Pre-party Mardi Gras pool beers ft @james2theb.bsky.social 0141
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Gonna celebrate Valentine’s Day by [looks at rail timetable] strolling the 200 minute walk home and listening to [next cued podcast] ‘horror in the Congo: the crimes of empire part 2’ 020
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 07/02/2025YES. The Lattouf v ABC live stream is the best show in town tap ‘ABC management getting grilled in cross’ into my bloodstream please www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnvv...youtube.com 021
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 31/01/2025babe am I in hell? because you’ve got me weeping and gnashing my teeth 😏🤪 Dentist: please stop 000
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 31/01/2025root canal update: temporary crown has popped out!! Folk’s do not recommend! 000
Jimbo @james2theb.bsky.social · 24/01/2025if clenching your jaw is bad for you why does it feel so good 100
