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Ryan Hitchcock

@rjhitch.bsky.social
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Jus a lil guy

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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What the fuck.
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think Rahm Emanuel should set aside plans to not go fuck himself
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hasn’t anyone told him his star on the Walk of Fame is here?
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love that one of the most iconic hardcore punk record covers of all time is a cute lil sheep. You go, lil buddy, break away from that herd
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
During the break, a confused Kash Patel frantically asking Grok “what is the thing called where it’s people doing it in animal costumes?”
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22.
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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 31/08/2026
When armed government agents get the extremely clear message that they will never face accountability for their actions, severe abuses of human rights are the perfectly predictable result. That degrades and diminishes all Americans.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We are a broken nation. Hundreds of thousands of Haitians were living and working legally, paying taxes, and contributing. Haiti remains wholly unsafe. But Trump hates Haitians, and the White House wanted videos of Black people in chains, so they stripped them of status and turned on the cameras.
Homeland Security 7
@DHSgov
X.com
Haiti TPS has been TERMINATED.
Those with terminated TPS are in our nation Illegally. They have two options: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY or be DEPORTED.
DHS.GOV/CBРНОМЕ

Underneath is a screenshot of a video showing two Haitian men in chains being led to the aircraft. I didn’t post the video, but it’s vile.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“My parents died so fuck yours too,” is quite the argument against reasonable healthcare
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: The Hourmen
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
it really should be a bigger story that Karen Bass enthusiastically supports the cult of Scientology
The Honorable
Karen Bass
Speaker Emeritus
California State Assembly
SCIENTOLOG
ahd this new Church of Scientology. is an exciting moment
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No hell hot enough for RFK and his cronies
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Adam Rawnsley @arawnsley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
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The Tonearm @thetonearm.com · 04/08/2026
"They were aesthetes of the culture they loved, which was B-movie culture, rockabilly, psychedelic records … We could say ‘kitschy,’ but I think the Cramps would bristle at the word ‘kitsch’ because it was just stuff they loved." Two Punk Legends Help Revive a Cult Band’s Archive (gift link):
nytimes.com
Two Punk Legends Help Revive a Cult Band’s Archive (Gift Article)
The Cramps introduced the world to “psychobilly” and turned Henry Rollins and Ian MacKaye into fans. Now the duo is part of an effort to bring the music back.
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Meanwhile zero consequences for being a tedious replies-off scold
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tag yourself, I’m Tinyface Wilford Brimley
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Today in “Venn diagrams that never occurred to me until just now”:
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I *just* learned this is two different guys???
Rolf Saxon in Mission Impossible, staring at the knife Ethan Hunt left behind in the computer roomSteve Witting in Batman Returns, laughing with the Penguin right before the latter chomps down on his nose
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Man, this one hurts 💔
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Excuse me, American what now?
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
*Thomas Paine intensifies*
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Chris Schweizer @ NYCC (H27) @schweizercomics.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
On the 250th Anniversary of the accepted official beginning of the US, let's doff our hats to our best Founder, Thomas Paine. 1/
Watercolored drawing of Thomas Paine, who looks like Judd Hirsch in old timey clothing, holding up a copy of COMMON SENSE
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is some fucking bullshit right here
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If you see this, post a bird
Cool duck I saw in Spain. Black-to-iridescent green body, white head with black and red mottling, pink beak with a black tip. Floating leisurely in a pond.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
this article is circulating with a COMPLETELY bullshit framing and clickbait lie about it, the "ai cybersecurity" firm is actually training AGAINST AI and the conan series is about helping people spot deepfakes and other gen-ai material, beginning with the famous robert smigel video mouth sketches
variety.com
Conan O’Brien Partners With AI Cybersecurity Firm for 15-Part Training Series
Cybersecurity AI firm Adaptive Security enlisted Conan O'Brien to star in a 15-part training series.
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ACLU @aclu.org · 07/06/2026
There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.
And our governments are very much the same.
- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian Graphic Novelist
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
As the parent of an almost one-year-old, I can tell you: that little eye pop there is the last gasp of consciousness before the train to snoozytown fully departs the station
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
“.. The public has swung 49 points against data centers in just nine months, underscoring the heightened political salience of the facilities and the AI industry that they embody.” @heatmap.news heatmap.news/politics/ame...
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Cody Ziglar @ NYCC AA-E38 @yayforzig.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Storyboard is actually incredibly easy, fun, and rewarding. AI is poison; kill it before it kills you.
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
We now go LIVE to the Sokoloff campaign watch party
Screen grab from the Arrested Development episode “Motherboy XXX.” Buster Bluth and Lucille Bluth standing in front of a photo backdrop. Buster is dressed like some sort of little Dutch boy. Lucille is dressed like a 1920’s flapper.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/05/2026
let's be clear, let's be very clear, let's be incredibly clear about something: Marcia Lucas is why you love Star Wars. She's why Star Wars worked. She's why it has heart. She's responsible for the in-media-res beginning, she's responsible for basically everything charming and unique about >
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
My vote for Steyer is always going to be a little begrudging but I can’t deny that seeing him consistently use his platform to support and defend trans youth is a breath of fresh goddamn air
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is… deeply embarrassing and disqualifying lol. And I liked her before! My vote for Nithya was entirely strategic!
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
CIS PEOPLE TIME TO STEP UP it’s once again time to yell at our bad government via online comment form the FCC is trying to make trans and nonbinary content require special ratings on shows GLAAD has a good writeup on it below TELL ‘EM NO direct link to comment form: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...
glaad.org
Tell the FCC that LGBTQ Stories Don’t Need a Warning Label | GLAAD
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is targeting LGBTQ stories. They are trying to control what you see on television. This government overreach is dangerous...
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A surprising amount of what made the USA a functional country was put into place during the very brief period where white southerners didn't have the ability to veto it
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What's gutting about this is that Juniper seems to have had a family who supported and loved her, she was in a community that has been explicitly welcoming to trans people, and a man still murdered her. She was living the life so many trans people can only dream of, and it simply didn't matter.
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A sketch from someone’s SNL packet in 2016 called, it wants its premise back
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Aside from the embrace of Wellness Eugenics I think RFK jr's moves all make sense if you are trying to destroy actual medical industries and replace them with wellness snake oil. We can all agree on the greed of the former but at least they create actual usable products
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Luiza Jarovsky, PhD @luizajarovsky.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I see no lies here
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This is the 82-year-old state senator the FBI just raided because she successfully redistricted Virginia to match racist Republican redistricting efforts. They targeted her because she's ruthless and effective. They don't want anyone else to play within their new rules.
I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need "coaching" on dedistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting Virginia. 10-1.Replying to Ted Cruz on redistricting: You all started it and we fucking finished it.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The best actor in the whole Star Wars franchise is still the dude who learned how to make his throat muscles spasm to sell Darth Vader choking him in the first one
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Rudy Giuliani in critical condition after being tricked into kissing a large bundle of TNT disguised as a pretty lady
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 03/05/2026
News shouldn’t disappear. 🕳️ Some publishers are blocking the Wayback Machine, putting the public record at risk. Journalists are speaking out. Add your name. Stand for preserving the news. ✍️ www.savethearchive.com/NewsLeaders
savethearchive.com
Tell New York Times, The Atlantic, and USA Today to keep the crucial work of journalists in the Wayback Machine!
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
There is no point in human history that has ever felt less like there’s a new Star Wars movie coming out within the calendar month than right now
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Ryan Hitchcock @rjhitch.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I think 123 units’ worth of people should attempt to live in this 24-hour Taco Bell when it opens
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