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jessa🌈

@riverlace.bsky.social
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witchy bitch, longtime fangirl, ask me about my wife (literal) ✌️✨

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🔞sin of dragluttony🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Nashies! YouTube Cooking Show 😺 @nashiez.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.
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JaneSlainLane @nyjanelane.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
two chubby grey cartoon kitties, belly up. caption reads: 
#BellySeason
It’s Summer Again, 
Priomordial pouch exposed season 
Oh yes Here we go fellas
 THE POUCH IS OUT, THE POUCH IS SEEN
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🔥Ariana “Red” Taller🔥 @redhothead.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride month to him
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The Pike’s Peak Humane Society has a social media manager who is very good at their job
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day
Pitbull 
@pitbull

Happy Mothers Day to all the Mama's, Mom's, Mamitas and can't forget the MILF's ....... Love u All
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The Midsummer Knight @ FFXIVWrite @onwesterlywinds.etheirys.social · 29/04/2026
One thing you can do to be in solidarity with game devs is stop calling social/community staff "interns." It's a job that typically requires 3-5+ years of direct experience—and C/SMMs still face disproportionate layoffs among their peers, plus harassment from an increasingly hostile public.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
there isn't much documentation of the Basque–Icelandic pigeon language that formed among whalers in the 1600s but at least we know these phrases
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Parenting is so crazy, most of the past three weeks have actually been focused on K & I trying our best to keep each other functioning while the baby just sleeps and eats.
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BlogMyWiki @blogmywiki.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
Letter to the Guardian.
The protection of badgers has a long pedigree (Report, 29 August). Arthur Gore, known as "Boofy", the eighth Earl of Arran, was a fanatical defender of them. He was also a tireless campaigner for the rights of homosexuals. In 1967 he managed to push through a law in the Lords that decriminalised homosexuality but failed to pass a bill to outlaw the cruel hunting of badgers. When asked why he had not received enough support for his badger bill, he replied: "Not many badgers in the House of Lords." Tony Lywood Keswick, Cumbria
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Penis, beach, money... 😂😂😂
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tekla 💜✨ @tekla.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
🕯️ today is Trans Day of Remembrance. 🕯️ spend some time with the loved ones we’ve lost. www.transremembrance.org/in-memoriam
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In Memoriam — Trans Remembrance Project
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 13/11/2025
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!
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haute potato @hautepotato.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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divine beastmode @gunstreet.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
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august cloudmancy @cloudmancy.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
cream & sugar pot knights
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Everyone has to learn the hard way that the light rail only runs until midnight :(
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I know I'm old bc I'm at a pub with friends and for various reasons, 3 out of 4 of us ordered mocktails. 😂
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Lindsay @neomeruru.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
You don't need an AI companion, you need a friend or three who'll reliably write 400k+ words of unpublishable private literature with you.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
It's so crazy how the comics, animation, and video games industries are wildly popular billion dollar profit type shit and yet there is no money and no jobs for the people who make that possible
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Movie you've watched more than 6x using a gif (no Disney, Star Wars, LOTR, or Star Trek)
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a group of men standing next to each other with the words miners not minors written on the bottom
ALT: a group of men standing next to each other with the words miners not minors written on the bottom
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HookieDuke @hookieduke.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
NO KINGS Be safe, be smart, and give ‘em hell.
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
at a live music show tonight buying cd after cd like it's 2005
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
vagueposting about work on main, lol, but having to wait your turn is not actually a problem that needs to be solved.
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
It took me forever to work on in short bursts while still injured, but sometimes and idea just sinks its teeth into you and won't let go. 🦁 #Pride #LGBT #TransRights #queer #queerartist
A pride of multicolored lions snarling ferociously while all facing an unseen enemy offscreen. Pink white and blue (trans flag) colored cubs lay at their feet.  Text reads in a punk poster font, "PROTECT YOUR PRIDE! TRANS RIGHTS ARE NON-NEGOTIABLE!"
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
“this fandom is very toxic” me, who blocked 75% of the people in it: really? i thought it was quite nice
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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 03/05/2025
men in LA ...... get off ur phones & STOP becoming influencers.... we need GAFFERS ! ! ! these shows dark as HELL i cant see SHIT 😭😭😭
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Tara Wine-Queen Writes @tarawinequeen.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Any friends who love tea!! Please order something from my beloved local tea store. 🍵🫖💚 They need some help making rent and payroll this month and they absolutely deserve your business!
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Jen @ladyjenpool.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Hello friendos Your librarian here with a tip Ditch Duolingo and their AI and use your library card to access Mango or Rosetta at your library. You can also check out language CDs and DVDs, as well as books, phrase books, dictionaries and e-resources.
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meyo 🌸 @meyoco.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
the lion, the witch and the wardrobe
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
My wife performed a stunning rendition of the Buffy musical episode to me this evening, which naturally I followed with a perfect recitation of the opening cheer to Bring It On, proving that 1) we are meant for each other and 2) some wlw experiences are universal (Obsession with Eliza Dushku)
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
re: ai, you people don’t love making things you love having things and capitalism has convinced you that ownership is self actualization and it’s not and that’s why you’re empty inside
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John Chen @johnchen.com.au · 29/03/2025
hear hear
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I so very dearly appreciate the engineering teams I work with and their desire to include me in their processes, but sending me 60% technical design documents "to review" is basically handing them to a toddler wielding a crayon. 😂
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
omg guys, it's me, I'M the medieval peasant
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I have been lowering my processed sugar intake recently and I hate it but infuriatingly, I think it makes me feel better day-to-day 😭
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
accidentally scheduled two days in a row of after-work plans with coworkers, this is either gonna be great or miserable.
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
wow going through my old posts and these were actually Chappell Roan tickets. buying VIP tickets to see her perform >6 months before she went platinum popular is probably the coolest thing I'll ever do.
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
At an after-hours event for work, have a horrible migraine, still manage to have charming personal conversations with three of the four event panelists. 💀💪🤮
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Washington State Department of Health @doh.wa.gov · 12/02/2025
We're expediting sex designation change requests on birth certificates. People born in WA who want to change the sex designation on their birth certificate can do so by filing a request with us. . doh.wa.gov/DesignationC...
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Sex Designation Change on a Birth Certificate
We are currently processing requests in three (3) business days. Please allow up to two (2) weeks for delivery and mail time for ordered certificates.
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
This is VERY TRUE. Even FIVE emails is enough to flag an issue as "very important to the community".
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
This post exists as public documentation that I was right.
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Lucy Knisley @lucyknisley.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Oh hey it’s the year of the snake! Here’s a drawing of a snake I made.
Snake protecting a blue, white and pink flower from a shoe trying to crush it, with the text PROTECT TRANS KIDS
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
being an extrovert is terrible, I spent all day out talking to new people and I feel amazing. I'm tired but emotionally fulfilled. this takes so much work!! why can't I be emotionally fulfilled while inside with my cats!?
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Marcy Nabors @shadolith.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
can I please just buy the thing to have, and not keep paying in perpetuity for the privilege to use it
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Loved: The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, all Shakespeare Hated: Lord of the Flies, all Steinbeck
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