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jessa🌈

@riverlace.bsky.social
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witchy bitch, longtime fangirl, ask me about my wife (literal) ✌️✨

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🔞sin of dragluttony🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Nashies! YouTube Cooking Show 😺 @nashiez.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
HELL YEAH
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JaneSlainLane @nyjanelane.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
two chubby grey cartoon kitties, belly up. caption reads: 
#BellySeason
It’s Summer Again, 
Priomordial pouch exposed season 
Oh yes Here we go fellas
 THE POUCH IS OUT, THE POUCH IS SEEN
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
it's time to start an email campaign
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🔥Ariana “Red” Taller🔥 @redhothead.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride month to him
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
ohhhhhh, I see. I have Gwen And Art Are Not In Love in my to-read stack, but I haven't started it yet. is that the one you read?
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
CASEY MCQUISTON well damn of course I have to read it lol
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
wait what is the full title bc I need to read this
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Happy Tears
ALT: Happy Tears
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The Pike’s Peak Humane Society has a social media manager who is very good at their job
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day
Pitbull 
@pitbull

Happy Mothers Day to all the Mama's, Mom's, Mamitas and can't forget the MILF's ....... Love u All
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The Midsummer Knight @ FFXIVWrite @onwesterlywinds.etheirys.social · 29/04/2026
One thing you can do to be in solidarity with game devs is stop calling social/community staff "interns." It's a job that typically requires 3-5+ years of direct experience—and C/SMMs still face disproportionate layoffs among their peers, plus harassment from an increasingly hostile public.
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Dooo iiittt!!! You've been thinking about it for so long!!
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
there isn't much documentation of the Basque–Icelandic pigeon language that formed among whalers in the 1600s but at least we know these phrases
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Also, surprise! We had a baby and didn't talk about it online at all. 😂
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Parenting is so crazy, most of the past three weeks have actually been focused on K & I trying our best to keep each other functioning while the baby just sleeps and eats.
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
My problematic opinion is that I think they should go back to lyrics not being allowed for ice skating competitions 😂
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Keep it going, be petty!!! I believe in u!!!
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Let me know how you feel about it if you jump in, I am considering it too!
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I mean, based on his behavior in utero... 😂
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Congratulations!!!!
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BlogMyWiki @blogmywiki.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
Letter to the Guardian.
The protection of badgers has a long pedigree (Report, 29 August). Arthur Gore, known as "Boofy", the eighth Earl of Arran, was a fanatical defender of them. He was also a tireless campaigner for the rights of homosexuals. In 1967 he managed to push through a law in the Lords that decriminalised homosexuality but failed to pass a bill to outlaw the cruel hunting of badgers. When asked why he had not received enough support for his badger bill, he replied: "Not many badgers in the House of Lords." Tony Lywood Keswick, Cumbria
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Penis, beach, money... 😂😂😂
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tekla 💜✨ @tekla.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
🕯️ today is Trans Day of Remembrance. 🕯️ spend some time with the loved ones we’ve lost. www.transremembrance.org/in-memoriam
transremembrance.org
In Memoriam — Trans Remembrance Project
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
hellllll yeah!!! 🎉❤️✨🥳🥳
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 13/11/2025
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Yessss! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
How could we know that it really needed to go another week!?! 😂
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haute potato @hautepotato.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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divine beastmode @gunstreet.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
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august cloudmancy @cloudmancy.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
cream & sugar pot knights
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
There are so many ppl on here and yet so little of interest. :/
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Nah, this is what the older women want! You are tuned in to their interests 👍
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Oh shit, time to go check out my local 7-11 in hopes that it looks like this!!!
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
That does suck!! ❤️❤️
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Oh, I already knew!! I learned the hard way months ago after a late flight into the airport, but several friends got stuck in awkward bus routes last night after the D20 show 😂😂😂
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Everyone has to learn the hard way that the light rail only runs until midnight :(
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
This fish has falsies on.
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I know I'm old bc I'm at a pub with friends and for various reasons, 3 out of 4 of us ordered mocktails. 😂
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
i'm so sorry kat but this is an objectively hilarious problem to have
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Who WOULDN'T be delighted to receive the TOYO Cantilever Toolbox ST-350 in Antique Green?! The TOYO Cantilever Toolbox ST-350 in Antique Green is the perfect gift for the special lady in your life!
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Lindsay @neomeruru.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
You don't need an AI companion, you need a friend or three who'll reliably write 400k+ words of unpublishable private literature with you.
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I love this one sooooooo much! Anna has serious hops!!!
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Team 2! 🎉🎉🎉
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
It's so crazy how the comics, animation, and video games industries are wildly popular billion dollar profit type shit and yet there is no money and no jobs for the people who make that possible
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
A blue shark!! I love their big eyes 😍
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jessa🌈 @riverlace.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Movie you've watched more than 6x using a gif (no Disney, Star Wars, LOTR, or Star Trek)
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a group of men standing next to each other with the words miners not minors written on the bottom
ALT: a group of men standing next to each other with the words miners not minors written on the bottom
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HookieDuke @hookieduke.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
NO KINGS Be safe, be smart, and give ‘em hell.
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