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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion

@risslecrisis.bsky.social
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I totally could have invented the floor. Metal, Gaming, History, Politics, Humor, Science, Cute Animals Red state leftist with 7 cats. I know a lot of conspiracy theories, but don't believe the bad ones. Prosecute ICE

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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Vince McMahon is kind of a Titanomachy type narrative.
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bouncer wants to drink Karissah Tea. I have been steeping an appropriate amount of time.
A very offended looking gigantic cat perched above a bathtub that's in use.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As tonight is the Friday of my workweek, I am engaged in hardcore partying.* *Holding a tiny cat who is also a vibrating space-heater
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Instead of clap push-ups... Jackin' it push ups!
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I would crack 20 year old me's egg. But... disappointed.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i am going to unleash a pro-trans Austin Powers spokesperson so powerful that it will unite the entire nation so help me god
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rules-bound international dundridge @xenofawn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this a non-sequitur, man. the point is that voting for the libs who were bad on trans rights instead of the conservatives who were bad on trans rights just got a government that is apocalyptically bad on trans rights with no opposition at all
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Notice the concern of parents who feel their trans children are being victimized never get listened to. It's only bigots. "Respect the parents" is a shell game.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2026
No candidate, regardless of party, will ever get my vote if they call me a "biological man" and advocate for laws targeting my community. Its that simple.
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 13/09/2026
stages of demographic dismissal: 1. minority votes in massive %s for your party 2. rival party attacks them directly to break this 3. party concedes to rival party to try and get rival party supporters 4. minority % support lowers 5. party labels the minority extremists or a cult to blame minority
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel...
Just once in my life I would like to see a Democrat being interviewed by right wing media like Fox News or right wing media like every single other outlet treat their questions with the contempt they deserve. I know it's not going to fix everything or maybe even anything but how much coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think it would inspire if when asked about "boys in girls sports" or some other stupid fucking culture war distraction one of them finally said "What the fuck are you talking about man? You sound like a dumb asshole right now."

What's the worst that's going to happen the New York Times is gonna work overtime to make sure you don't get elected? They were already doing that buddy.

You simply say "Are you stupid? Do you think I am stupid? And do you think all of the people watching at home are stupid? Everyone sees through what you are doing. Using one group as a scapegoat for the very real problems everyone has – all caused by Republicans by the way – unlike this fake one you have made up. Dumb asshole."

Just go on the attack for once instead of sitting there trying to please your enemy who is in the process of trying to humiliate you.

And if you want to say something else true that almost no Democrat ever says for some reason you can top it off with a “Every single Republican in our lifetime has sought to make our lives worse in every way possible. I’d like to try to stop that.”
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Did any of them take any of us saying this to heart? Or did they just listen to transphobes again and chase the moderate republicans who will call them "communists who want to forcibly trans their kids" anyway.
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Slaves are very lucky that we free men are so motivated by principle, because if we were as mercenary as abolitionists claim, slaves would be fucked, as there is apparently zero political upside to defending their rights." If John Brown were as cowardly as Online Liberals using him as an avatar.
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Wah-Station🐬🛸 @wahstation.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's the same good-cop routine every kid with codependent abusive parents knows. Don't you dare make Dad mad, or he'll hurt us both and it'll be your fault. I'm just trying to look out for both of us here. Don't you know how hard that is for me being stuck in the middle? We all know how this ends.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I resigned from ExxonMobil today. I spent the last three years doing fossil fuel extraction research at both BP and ExxonMobil. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing to maximize extraction while the window to act closes, and gambling with our lives. More below.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
james talarico did a fox news interview and all it did was destroy his momentum, piss everyone off and give his opponent ammunition for an ad campaign
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
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Willy Wonka's Condescending Look
Alt: Willy Wonka leaning on his elbow
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If I was going to create a drink called "The Charlie Kirk" it would be a white russian, extra white, with a single drop of grenadine on top.
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just so we're clear, the "safe and fair" benchmark also had 250 lb linemen who have been playing football since 9 playing against 150 lb runningbacks who started playing earlier that fall "to be with their friends" and that is safe and fair enough for everyone long as those 2 are both cis.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 11/09/2026
April 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you parrot right-wing talking points about trans people, you're Talla-Weak-o
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🌑 @fell.energy · 08/09/2026
it should be considered an atrocity to create disposable consciousness
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Mark🌹 ⚔️ @markidactyl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Protestors in Minneapolis are hoisting pianos above ICE agents' heads and letting it fall, and when the agents open their mouths their teeth have been replaced by piano keys
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Mark🌹 ⚔️ @markidactyl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Protesters in Minneapolis are reportedly painting a tunnel on a solid wall and then running through it, but when ICE agents chase after then it resumes having the properties of a wall and they slam into it
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Stand By Me poster.  4 kids above a landscape
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage theonion.com/home-heeled-advantage
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bluesky lets people make lists like “degenerate abusers” full of trans people and does fuck all about it. This is only going to be enforced to protect politicians and harassers getting called out.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it's insane they do this bend-over-backwards "critics say it raises questions" shit when the actual law just says "its illegal to put living people on currency"
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You used to have to do unspeakable things to deviantart creators to get custom pics of feeder cuck porn. Luckily we are in a more civilized age.
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Ross Howl-iday @rossholliday.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“RFK, Jr. computer do you know thats me? Feed food Vance. RFK younger than Vance. Rubio jealous. Hiding.”
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Given I was born in San Francisco, had family roots in Eastern Idaho and my undergrad was full of Seattle and Portland area people, very unsurprised.
I'm most like someone from Utah (54%) top 3 cities San Francisco, Portland, Salt Lake.
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trump endorsing Ken Paxton be like: "You may not like the way he dresses, or his stupid face, or his corruption, or the fact that he's a creepy lame asshole, but booooooy you gotta vote for him."
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He likes 2 types of women: a) look like his daughter b) karen who sounds constantly drunk
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Little Loki "Lokes" "Miss Lokesimilian" is sick. She's always been small and boogery but now she has an upper respiratory tract infection & is a poor sick little thing. Any prayers, candles, or healing vibes, etc. are appreciated.
A little black cat with tons of boogers sitting on a soft beige cat bed.A cute little black cat with adorable yellow eyes!A little black cat sitting on a blanket, looking back over her shoulder at the camera.
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would 100% support a law that says if any digital platform removes your access to media you paid for then they are required to refund you the entirety of the original purchase price. That would solve this whole thing in a hurry.
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Unlike our system where executive orders allow the president to tax you unconstitutionally and profit from it personally, they can do whatever they want without paying for it, and are protected by executive immunity.
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Metlife couldn't pull their thumb out of their ass if I gave them 2 business days to do it.
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SpacePrez @spaceprez.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The polls are super bad for Trump so he's definitely going to try to cheat www.nytimes.com/2026/09/01/u...
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Whistle-Blower Says USPS Is Secretly Proceeding on Trump’s Mail Voting Plan Before Midterms
A report detailed “grave concerns” that a new system being rushed into use by the U.S. Postal Service could imperil millions of mail ballots ahead of the midterm elections.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I still don't know if this movie is about Robin Hood or a much more interesting topic, and that's kinda an issue from a marketing standpoint
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There must be a cricket ORGY outside my house right now. Holy shit there's so much stridulation going on.
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If any of the TMNT is into kink, it's gotta be Donatello.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 18/08/2026
boob scientists at cern have discovered the higgs bosom
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.” ysph.yale.edu/news-article...
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Universal Health Coverage Could Save $1 Trillion and 114,000 Lives Every Year, Yale Study Projects
A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"My 'there is a big difference between this and early 20th century eugenics programmes' t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt."
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"I didn't realize that the guy named Doom who made a wearable Iron Maiden costume for himself was broken." Sue...
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 15/08/2026
Trans people have been oppressed for decades. Centuries. Yes, we haven't always been a cultural fixation or had the Eye of Sauron on us. That happened because we demanded dignity and respect and humanity instead of being relegated to a marginal existence of sexual exploitation and poverty.
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Karissah🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️Explosion @risslecrisis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Loki "Lokes" has allergies so she usually has boogers. She's tiny but has the highest jump to body height ratio I've seen in any vertebrate. She's also the most crazy about tubes, treats, and wetfood!
A tiny black cat asleep in a cushioned office deskA little black cat looking at you from in front of your monitor.
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