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Ris

@risjeans.bsky.social
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overly online impulsive internet creature | 23 | Female, she/her |

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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
standing around doing nothing in a manner that makes visibly queer people compliment my clothes. understanding fashion is a gateway to another world.
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
famed streamer ryan gary "northernlion" letourneau throwing his bald head back with excitement at being asked to identify steely dan albums
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thorn paw @thorn-paw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gamer friends surprise awesome dragon tf
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
another successful injection saturday. they hate me because i'm just too pretty.
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Jasper Fox 🔜 MAW @redfuchs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a picture of a cat with the caption "deep down we all want to BITE someone as hard as possible. 100% real jaw power. 5-8 seconds just once"
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
filled in a small scar on my face with makeup and it is unsettling. won't be doing that again.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i hate the be the "erm, i thought we already knew this ☝️🙂" kinda person, but the first time i looked at dan gheesling i knew he had some bad politics. the outfit. the mannerisms. i've known a million guys like this. everyone must develop their hitler particle senses NOW.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sitting in my car and the fuel gauge has been slowly going up. i have negative mpg.
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
taking my estrogen shot to buffy the vampire slayer the way god intended
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
people keep baiting me with promises of "Fox Girls" and it's just unusually naked teenage-looking human girls with fox-adjacent ears above their boring-ass human ears. this is cruel and unusual treatment and you are ruining my fox day.
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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Current debugging status
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
driving the speed limit through a school zone in a manner that causes conniptions in any driver behind me.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
"yknow i miss how after 9/11 we all got together as a nation" and then the thing they got together to do was this
casualties and losses: 4.5 million people killed, at least 38 million people displaced
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 11/09/2026
Follow Jean's scent
Screenshot from the Wolverine game which says
GET ANGRY
Follow Jean's scent
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
girl looked at me today and just said "curvy." what did she mean by this.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
once again insurance refuses to cover my shit. what do i pay them for.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i just want to stay home and play dark souls 2 but society is evil and is making me go outside and be productive. why would they do this to me.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i have these recurring dreams about driving but then being unable to brake or turn, just floating in a straight line into other cars. i also have recurring dreams about walking but then being unable to touch the ground, just barely floating forward without traction. what's up with that. weird.
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Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Wings of Theve @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
wearing all white to my blood draw 👍
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No’eau Aitonui/Heiani Mareva Hoata @mudaship39.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ISTFG
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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SoupP💙 | 🦴🌹🖍️ @soupp.moe · 27/08/2026
sure man whatever
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
had the best sleep ever. just kept waking up and thinking "i can sleep a little more..." and then slept a little more. feel like i've been baked in an oven.
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bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 23/08/2026
even good intentions ostracize me
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
sitting on the toilet, spotting a mosquito on the wall in front of me, and having to do the most unusual contortion the human body has ever experienced to kick the wall and not piss on the floor.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
got an additional shoe compliment. everyone knows i'm very good at shoes. they all see me as the shoe person.
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Nova @lockebox11.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"They're giving He-Man pronouns" is the funniest shit ever
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Love-Colored Katsu Spark @yurimobilefort.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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🔞 Kei | FURCATION '26 | SCOTIACON '27 @trashbambi.art · 31/07/2026
I'M BACK AT IT AGAIN with another Fursona Species Census for 2026! Form closes automatically at December 31, 2026 at 11:59 PM GMT New this year: CHARACTER COLOURS Survey: forms.gle/pYY7CQ2sbe9p... Results: docs.google.com/spreadsheets... #furry
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Saltamor Salamander @saltamor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Jeanne Knight - 2023
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
looking for a specific band so i type "jockstrap" into the search bar and oh my goodness
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
glad the word "skincare" was invented. i'm getting into skin lately.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the fact that trans people are campaigned by some cis people as the load-bearing minority protecting the rest of the deviants from the Nazi Oppression Progression machine feels kinda wrong. like, you should act because you think trans people deserve better, not just out of self-preservation.
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Exhibit 900000 that the average transphobe could be tricked into reinstating the Negro Leagues if you used soft enough language
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
bsky feed looking polarized as always today
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
they removed the restroom location website because it was too woke i hate it here and i cannot piss
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
it's gonna be so funny if mitch actually was dead on arrival and they've been covering it up this whole time when lindsey graham died and all they could say is, "rip bozo, to the news with you."
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
people be like "this is a good use for AI" and it's something an algorithm already does better and without mistakes or bias. AI-induced amnesia should be studied.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i was speaking to mitch mcconnell in the hospital and he said christian hell is real and all republicans are going there
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Riding the bus is cheap. Turning your gold into piss is free. theonion.info
A bus stop with an ad that promises to turn your piss I to gold
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maxmushroomNSFW @maxnsfwshroom.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
self
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
why does brushing teeth feel so good in the middle of the day but so annoying in the morning. they're calling me the mintiest person ever.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 03/07/2026
Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them
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peligrin @pel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wanted to capture the full exchange
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