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Ris

@risjeans.bsky.social
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overly online impulsive internet creature | 23 | Female, she/her |

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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 2h
had a nightmare that i parked like shit and everyone thought i was an asshole
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War-Bird: CEO of Freedom @warbirdactual.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Reminder this also applies to Scott Cawthon and Five Nights at Freddy’s.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i cut it and i'm sane now. 1am bathroom scissors time is always a good time.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
looking at myself and coming to the same conclusion yet again: damn i have too much hair going on.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
feel like i've unlearned words reading this back. possibly the strangest way to say someone thought i looked good today.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
standing around doing nothing in a manner that makes visibly queer people compliment my clothes. understanding fashion is a gateway to another world.
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
famed streamer ryan gary "northernlion" letourneau throwing his bald head back with excitement at being asked to identify steely dan albums
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thorn paw @thorn-paw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gamer friends surprise awesome dragon tf
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
another successful injection saturday. they hate me because i'm just too pretty.
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Jasper Fox @redfuchs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a picture of a cat with the caption "deep down we all want to BITE someone as hard as possible. 100% real jaw power. 5-8 seconds just once"
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
filled in a small scar on my face with makeup and it is unsettling. won't be doing that again.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i hate the be the "erm, i thought we already knew this ☝️🙂" kinda person, but the first time i looked at dan gheesling i knew he had some bad politics. the outfit. the mannerisms. i've known a million guys like this. everyone must develop their hitler particle senses NOW.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sitting in my car and the fuel gauge has been slowly going up. i have negative mpg.
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
taking my estrogen shot to buffy the vampire slayer the way god intended
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
people keep baiting me with promises of "Fox Girls" and it's just unusually naked teenage-looking human girls with fox-adjacent ears above their boring-ass human ears. this is cruel and unusual treatment and you are ruining my fox day.
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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Current debugging status
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
keeping a safe distance between myself and the car in front of me that causes other cars to have An Problem with me.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
driving the speed limit through a school zone in a manner that causes conniptions in any driver behind me.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
"yknow i miss how after 9/11 we all got together as a nation" and then the thing they got together to do was this
casualties and losses: 4.5 million people killed, at least 38 million people displaced
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 11/09/2026
Follow Jean's scent
Screenshot from the Wolverine game which says
GET ANGRY
Follow Jean's scent
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
girl looked at me today and just said "curvy." what did she mean by this.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they continue to deny coverage despite having a diagnosis. i have thoughts.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
do they think doctors do things for fun or something. "this woman needs medical treatment for no reason lol" statements dreamed up by deranged insurance companies
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
once again insurance refuses to cover my shit. what do i pay them for.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i just want to stay home and play dark souls 2 but society is evil and is making me go outside and be productive. why would they do this to me.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i have these recurring dreams about driving but then being unable to brake or turn, just floating in a straight line into other cars. i also have recurring dreams about walking but then being unable to touch the ground, just barely floating forward without traction. what's up with that. weird.
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Project Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Final Fantasy VI @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
they *almost* fucked up. so close to improving my vampire aesthetic.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
wearing all white to my blood draw 👍
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No’eau Aitonui/Heiani Mareva Hoata @mudaship39.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ISTFG
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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SoupP💙 | 🦴🌹🖍️ @soupp.moe · 27/08/2026
sure man whatever
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
had the best sleep ever. just kept waking up and thinking "i can sleep a little more..." and then slept a little more. feel like i've been baked in an oven.
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🛸 bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 23/08/2026
even good intentions ostracize me
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
sitting on the toilet, spotting a mosquito on the wall in front of me, and having to do the most unusual contortion the human body has ever experienced to kick the wall and not piss on the floor.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
got an additional shoe compliment. everyone knows i'm very good at shoes. they all see me as the shoe person.
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Nova @lockebox11.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"They're giving He-Man pronouns" is the funniest shit ever
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Love-Colored Katsu Spark @yurimobilefort.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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🔞 Kei | FURCATION '26 | SCOTIACON '27 @trashbambi.art · 31/07/2026
I'M BACK AT IT AGAIN with another Fursona Species Census for 2026! Form closes automatically at December 31, 2026 at 11:59 PM GMT New this year: CHARACTER COLOURS Survey: forms.gle/pYY7CQ2sbe9p... Results: docs.google.com/spreadsheets... #furry
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Saltamor Salamander @saltamor.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Jeanne Knight - 2023
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
looking for a specific band so i type "jockstrap" into the search bar and oh my goodness
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
glad the word "skincare" was invented. i'm getting into skin lately.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i see The Holocaust Poem posted and i think, "so true! time is a circle!" but also "you're a decade late. you already failed to speak up and they're coming for you next." i miss not being angry and bitter.
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the fact that trans people are campaigned by some cis people as the load-bearing minority protecting the rest of the deviants from the Nazi Oppression Progression machine feels kinda wrong. like, you should act because you think trans people deserve better, not just out of self-preservation.
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Exhibit 900000 that the average transphobe could be tricked into reinstating the Negro Leagues if you used soft enough language
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Ris @risjeans.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
bsky feed looking polarized as always today
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