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Mark Holland

@riffraff1971.bsky.social
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I do all my own stunts

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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Don't cry on my shoulder 'cos you're rustin' my spurs.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Girl dads: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
MAN GOOO
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Monday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Driving home for Christmas 🎄
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Carrot in a Box was funnier than Delboy falling through the bar.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sunday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Going through Mancland airport, get pulled to one side for a thorough search. ‘Ok’, says the custom fella, ‘have a nice flight’. ‘You too’, says I. Cringed all the way to the Duty Free.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Friday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A man called Andrew Kuntz is talking to me. Actually, he's not talking now, he's waiting for me to stop sniggering. He looks quite angry.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gonnae no.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What are we doing now?
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
DEEP
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wednesday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tuesday
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 05/10/2026
So hard to pick just nine
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Monday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
The Fast Show - Suit You Sir!
ALT: The Fast Show - Suit You Sir!
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My dear old nan died from an overdose of Mmmf.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The autumn collection has arrived.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
True story.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You should.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Already have
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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I probably will.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The worst thing about having a stinking cold isn’t the permanently damp moustache - it’s the amount of tissues one goes through. I haven’t used this many tissues in one day since I was 14 years old.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thursday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#GrafittiCorner
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wednesday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Captain Japseye.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tuesday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stop sniggering at the back.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#NowPlaying
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hard booze drinks with wor lass.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#NowReading
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nice one, Ernie.
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
alarmingly accurate #scd #strictly
Josh Widdicombe looks like a toddler who just had a pair of glasses strapped on and is seeing his mum for the first time.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Your champagne, Madame 🥂
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Hourly Father Ted @hourlyfatherted.bagpuss.org · 16/09/2026
I had my fun, and that's all that matters.
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S02E09 New Jack City 3 May 1996
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Cartwheelcaff, disco hoofer @cartwheelcaff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Raw Sex will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Comedians Rowland Rivron and Simon Brint
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wednesday
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THWART potential biographers by living a mundane and insignificant life, never aspiring to anything above mediocrity.
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tuesday
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Mark Holland @riffraff1971.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Monday
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