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the papillae cowboy

@ridesmith.bsky.social
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I’m Jaime Synesthete Wine slinger 🏊‍♂️ & 🚴‍♂️ not as snarky or handsome in person

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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 20h
This is great
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Meet VinceSCENT
The world’s first robotic wine evaluator
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If a sentence in your newscast starts with “President Trump says…” you’re failing your audience.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Political Cartoonists are the best. deAdder rocks it every time he sits down and draws his next masterpiece.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know, if you *really* cared about the wellbeing of women in college, instead of carping about the statistically insignificant number of trans athletes in sports minding their own business, you’d be railing against these Cornell fraternity cretins who drugged and gang-raped a passed-out women:
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Prof Ian Hall @ianhall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🌊 Ocean acidification has now joined the list of exceeded planetary boundaries. That makes 7 of 9. These are interconnected Earth-system pressures, collectively eroding resilience and shrinking humanity’s safe operating space. www.pik-potsdam.de/en/news/late...
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good night of drank
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
30 yrs on This book was quite a fave when it came out Lotsa great data etc. Did it prove Terroir in wine? No Is it worth reading 100%
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you are an expert in a field and are writing papers, articles, books You suck ass if you are using AI slop If you are too busy to tend to what made you the expert in the field and don’t have time to write it yourself. Go find another job
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
winespectator.com
The Terroirist: Inside Randall Grahm's Wine Rebellion
A new documentary explores how eccentric winemaker Randall Grahm shaped California's Rhône Rangers movement, from Bonny Doon's rise to his current quest for terroir-driven wines.
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All we are doing is sleeping to die…
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Does anyone know if dead brains cells correlate to getting tore up? Like , do you lose more the more you imbibe? How’s it work
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#muzak
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All I Need Is Not Now
YouTube video by The Cult of Dom Keller - Topic
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know what’s not a pairing? New school Rioja and oatmeal cookies.
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nothing is better than living among Mexicans The Mariachi on a Friday night !
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GIRL DINNER GOALS
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I flow in cursive Try it It’s immersive
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is so much more to me than the fabulous work I do.
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The socials ain’t all garbage My lady said what you doin, jus now And for the past 2 hrs I answered Chatting with the world, that’s all I luv this part of life honestly, a billion small connections
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Only douchebags If you don’t push back Dipshits will keep doing the Vegas markul
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@janetrad.bsky.social You flying that chopper?
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can we all admit that 95% of wine is forgettable It’s the 5% we live for… Make stories about And Laud
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Score!!! Imma mix them all
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m confused
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She so chubby 🍑 & white grapefruit
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Poison is the pill (Sang like, wild is the wind )
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Goa: yes we shit on the beach Me: why ( )
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hahha
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Again: Israel and Judaism are not the same
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do the Magats ever go away?
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My blood tastes so good
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m feeling like I’m just another roadside attraction
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
RG always doing work
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m a lil blurry right now
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Talk to me
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Being funny about the date got me nothing either, ugh I don’t need this
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yo is the Bordeaux AOP shitting themselves now that Michelin mocked their 1865 rating system ? Where are all the old guard ? Start talking shit ppl!
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Matthew Curtis @totalcurtis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
She only went and fucking WON!
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American Association of Wine Economists AAWE @wineecon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Be a man!" Soviet anti-alcohol poster; designed by M. Reshetnikov, 1983
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And it’s delish!
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Who are these animals that steal wine lists? What good is it to you?
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
IMPOSSIBLE. He's been a perpetual, non-stop source of embarrassment to all decent humans since he first rode down that escalator to declare all Mexicans criminals, drug dealers & rapists. He's the worst thing to happen to our country, EVER.
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Listen
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The US has a dark history of unaccountability.
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
pure dipshittery
tastingtable.com
10 Expensive Red Wines That Are Actually Worth The Money - Tasting Table
If you're going to splurge on a bottle of wine, make sure it's a good one. Here are some reds that are actually worth their hefty price tag.
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Federal minimum wage in: 2009: $7.25 2010: $7.25 2011: $7.25 2012: $7.25 2013: $7.25 2014: $7.25 2015: $7.25 2016: $7.25 2017: $7.25 2018: $7.25 2019: $7.25 2020: $7.25 2021: $7.25 2022: $7.25 2023: $7.25 2024: $7.25 2025: $7.25 2026: $7.25 Folks, it's time to raise the damn wage already.
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unpersoned.bsky.social @unpersoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If Dems don't do this, they will have failed us entirely.
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