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the papillae cowboy

@ridesmith.bsky.social
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I’m Jaime Synesthete Wine slinger 🏊‍♂️ & 🚴‍♂️ not as snarky or handsome in person

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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 50m
Ha
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 55m
It’s a slog sometimes to buy for multiples; to refill For myself yes!!!
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 1h
The worst part about being a large buyer of wines is constantly having to shop for the same wines.
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 17h
Always charge what you are worth, if ppl don’t want to pay, why should you sell yourself short!
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I def don’t enjoy anything over 14
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God @thegodshow.com · 06/10/2026
Bless this heckler for SCREAMING "RAPIST!" at Trump.
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pure dipshittery
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Totes Nebb cracks at 14
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Barolo sucks when it’s 14.5 and over Fight me
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good things to read this week
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cause I know the game and Cause I’ve tasted all these wines
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This makes me laugh Check ca$hed and suckers are falling for it
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
jail
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
what an asshole
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American Association of Wine Economists AAWE @wineecon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Main Wine Grape Varieties in Alsace, 2023
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
and if you want to stop this @MarshaBlackburn and the Republicans will call you a communist How much longer will we fall for this?
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Art is the most difficult It’s good cause it’s good
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don’t forget gross Humans are really gross in public these days
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Loaf of white bread
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jamie is an exceptional writer/thinker He suffers me (sometimes) But 99.975678% of wine critics Don’t know shit about wine They just blather Like all critics, they are hobbyists who like to write.
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Neccesary @jamiegoode.bsky.social thx
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No fukin shit? Next you’ll tell me that water was wet
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You are a champ if u r putting it down before noon
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Muzak
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Rose Royce | Do Your Dance
YouTube video by Robert de Veth
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A full camera ban in restaurants !
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think I said dolphin fish , which are mahi-mahi
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s 11 am
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Write and exception It’s easy
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes yes We should curtail to a monarch who thinks they are appointed by his Bwahahahaahhaaha
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Corny
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Weirdos Fish ain’t sovereign
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dolphins are jerks Gang rapists Look it up
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dolphin fish lotsa ppl eat Otherwise make some boots outta them If something big dies , in some cultures they have a feast
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tacos!!!!
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@skyfeed.eu you suck Mutual is always jammed Like now!!!!!
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is great
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Meet VinceSCENT
The world’s first robotic wine evaluator
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If a sentence in your newscast starts with “President Trump says…” you’re failing your audience.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d say that of all SA Syrah It’s just meh for QPR Sorry Sadie
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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Political Cartoonists are the best. deAdder rocks it every time he sits down and draws his next masterpiece.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know, if you *really* cared about the wellbeing of women in college, instead of carping about the statistically insignificant number of trans athletes in sports minding their own business, you’d be railing against these Cornell fraternity cretins who drugged and gang-raped a passed-out women:
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Prof Ian Hall @ianhall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🌊 Ocean acidification has now joined the list of exceeded planetary boundaries. That makes 7 of 9. These are interconnected Earth-system pressures, collectively eroding resilience and shrinking humanity’s safe operating space. www.pik-potsdam.de/en/news/late...
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
5’6” I’ve met both of them Arnold maybe 6’2
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good night of drank
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stallone is 5’6” Arnold is 6’4” Stallone is not a tough guy He’s a midget Let’s stop this fantasy
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
30 yrs on This book was quite a fave when it came out Lotsa great data etc. Did it prove Terroir in wine? No Is it worth reading 100%
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The soothe saying sommelier …
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you are an expert in a field and are writing papers, articles, books You suck ass if you are using AI slop If you are too busy to tend to what made you the expert in the field and don’t have time to write it yourself. Go find another job
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the papillae cowboy @ridesmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So lame
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