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Riddles for office

@riddles-the-pom.bsky.social
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Pomeranian. Food driven, zoomies & mischief Running for office because rules don’t exist anymore.

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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Enjoy this video of me that’s going somewhat viral on TikTok. #DogsofBlueSky
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving!!! So rude that my family didn’t put a seat out for me- how do they expect me to reach it?! UGHHHH #dogsofbluesky
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Feeling a tiny bit better- almost smiling again- maybe tomorrow I’ll get some mushed up Turkey #dogsofbluesky
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
🎶 They not like pups- they not like pups 🎶
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
For everyone looking to make a good blocklist- George Takei’s posts are like a ✨treasure trove✨ of trolls to block. It’s lovely
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Drake sued me too. For being too cute
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Viral Memes @handle.invalid · 26/11/2024
An orange and white cat lying flat on the floor, with its head resting inside a food bowl, surrounded by scattered kibble and a water dish, with a litter box visible in the background.
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
First on my agenda is universal health care- next is universal vet care.
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Mom put my favorite blanket over my bed and my Sherpa jacket on cause I don’t feel well. Tooth pain isn’t fun 😕 #dogsofbluesky
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
yo i ain't sayin' she's a gold digger but she is from the 1840s california territory and is heading into the hills with a pickaxe so maybe...
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Am I on paid meds and a little groggy? Yes. Does my mom have to turn all my food in to soft mush? Yes. Am I still going to scream at her to hurry it up? Also yes.
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
procrastination has made me the person i am tomorrow
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Congratulations to me for getting chased across the park by a goose then getting chased back across the park by a different goose
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I just recommended someone to my fiancé’s business for piano lessons as he’s a private piano teacher….from *this* account. When he asks “so how did you hear about Raimondi music studio?!” “Ummm your dog.” 🤣🤣🤣
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
A beast much wow. 🤩
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
At my teeth cleaning appointment today and I have to get an extraction and a root canal! 😭😭😭 I am going to be miserable the next few days.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 23/11/2024
This is Daisy. She celebrated her quinceañera with a cake almost as adorable as she is. Almost. 13/10
This is Daisy. She celebrated her quinceañera with a cake almost as adorable as she is. Almost. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It’s Friday! You made it through another week, you deserve a treat- here have a puppy pic 🥰 #dogsofbluesky
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Parents are driving away for the weekend- and I’m not entirely convinced they’ll ever return - maybe if I pout long enough they won’t leave.
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
What is the most out of pocket name you call your pet? I’ll go first: Bibliography.
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Jumping out of bed ready to make a positive change in the world like #dogsofbluesky
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
You’re telling me we’ll appoint Dr. Oz but not me? A more competent canine than half the cabinet will ever be?
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The week has just started and I’m already done #dogsofbluesky
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Apparently my breed is “low maintenance”- but no one told me this, so I’m going to scream at mom to take me on another 2 mile walk later today. #dogsofbluesky
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Should I- as a dog- submit my resume to become part of DOGE for no pay? At this rate I think I have a decent shot of being hired.
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Good morning BlueSky ☀️ As a German breed living in the US, under a Hispanic household this week has been extra spicy. But don’t let the events of the week sour your kraut. Take a big stretch and smile 💕
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Remember how conservative societal norms led to the counterculture movement? What if the response to the MAGA Cult is a counter-CULTure movement. I’ll see myself out.
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
17 Million users and 1 ambitious Pomeranian running for government office.
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Mom thinks I don’t know what a bowl is. #dogsofbluesky
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Good morning BlueSky ☀️ I’m still sleepy. Here, have a pic of me as a puppy. #dogsofBluesky
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I may be a dog hoping to get appointed to a government position- but at least I don’t have a brainworm. I did however have a tick removed from me this morning.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I have 5 wolves inside of me. Guess I win the wolf-eating contest, losers.
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
You need a Doge for DOGE. Elon lacks the experience, he is not a Doge. That’s why I am starting my campaign to become the leader of DOGE. As my first act I will eliminate the newly appointed agency in the spirit of efficiency.
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We have joined forces. There will now be two of us nipping at your heels- one for each ankle.
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𝖣𝖺𝗆𝗆𝗂𝗍 𝖡𝗂𝗍𝗌 @dammitbits.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
You have two wolves inside you. I have 30-50 feral hogs inside me. We are not the same.
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Breaking up your doom scroll to remind you to boop the snoot. #dogsofbluesky
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Being a Pomeranian is 10% Sass, 90% Anarchy
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
POV: you were just told that there could be a 20% increase on cost of your treats.
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Another night of Riddles screaming at me that it is indeed dinner and that daylight savings is a stupid human invention
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
This is Riddles. Riddles has no idea what facism is. How I wish I could be like Riddles
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Riddles for office @riddles-the-pom.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Any room for Pet accounts on here? Hi- I’m Riddles. I also go by Dibbles, Dirigible, Pickles, Piddles, and Bibliography.
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