Reposted by rickolanternBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint. 298116562118
Reposted by rickolanternRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Trump could nominate the worst person with a law degree in America and this Republican senate will confirm that person. That includes Susan Collins, who always confirms Trump’s justices. The only chance you have to keep that person off the court is to elect Democratic senators. 31645561379
Reposted by rickolanternThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That would be much more useful than learning how to do-si-do. 553120342495
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026By the time that $100 gets to them it'll buy a whole tank of gas. And this might help offset med costs if this were 1931. 2250
Reposted by rickolanternebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026No fuckin doubt 😡💥😤 21646601130
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Whatever I'm out. It's not going to be hard. Every other guest and host can't stop saying 'right' as a place holder, not unlike 'um' or 'like.' It's insanely annoying. So you have these hosts and guests, right, and they can't stop saying right, right. 000
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Looks strokey <img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTaeRqwXoAAbcXW?format=jpg&name=small" alt="Image"/> 000
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wonder why he's gonna be conspicuously absent when you do the show on this? 🤔 071
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh for sure. But our entire political climate is a joke today. I wouldn't be one bit shocked if Republicans picked up seats in a month because of some chicanery. If that happens, we can just start planning on how to move to Spain. 010
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I didn't think is was possible to twice elect a felon rapist. Yet here we are. 100
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Don't get me wrong, though I don't have any, I'm not anti tat. It's just when you've clearly spent thousands on something pointless and complain about money, the irony is lost. 010
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If only I wouldn't have spent all that money on my hand tats and designer camo hat. 2120
Reposted by rickolanternAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“I am proud to announce that I will be violating the U.S. Constitution again!” 47321
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hear me out: What if we did a Girls Gone Wild vid--- BUT WITH LIVE AMMO AND TWICE THE CHLAMYDIA!!!???? 010
Reposted by rickolanternGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 20/09/2026[taco bell drive thru] Hi, I'd like enough tacos to forget 2026 7322120
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This looks like one of those teachers who got busy with a student mug shot. Or maybe some minor celeb from the 90s. 000
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Gonna need one of these bad boys for that $2 ground chuckstatic.klipy.comBack To The Future DeLorean Time TravelALT: Back To The Future DeLorean Time Travel 000
Reposted by rickolanternChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The eternal struggle - do I want the Cowboys to get humiliated on prime time television, or do I want the Trump supporting quarterback to be incredibly sad after a late game collapse 5854319
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 12/09/2026He raped children. His family stole money from kids with cancer. He's a monster. 001
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I make it a point not to take medical advice from dudes who 1) aren't doctors, and 2) have done time. 000
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 28/08/2026That the guy who bankrupted a casino? The guy with three dozen felonies for business fraud? The rapist? Yeah, easy to cheer for that guy. 020
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 27/08/2026He's gonna vote a straight red ticket in November. 🙄 0291
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Can you imagine 20 years ago someone saying our president is going to be a felon rapist porn star fucking bankrupt con man who shits himself on the reg and doesn't know that affordability is a word. 000
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I'm drinking beer and eating Oreos to survive. Follow me for more lifesaving advice. 0120
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It's the 2026 version of home movies brought to you by our tax dollars. No one wants to see your family vacation at our expense while you should be doing your job. 0302
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Refrain from attacking religious leaders? Google 'youth pastor charged' and get back to me. It's a new one every week. 120
Reposted by rickolanternJosh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Democracy is slipping away. Nazis are in charge. Abortion has been rolled back. It’s pay-to-play in DC. An endless war. But by all means, let’s worry about who Travis and Taylor are friends with. 612531
Reposted by rickolanternAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026We currently have a President who would side with the Confederacy in the Civil War and the Axis Powers in WWII. 56014
Reposted by rickolanternDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Well, this explains a lot of your behavior. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/b...nytimes.comBluesky Says Kremlin Is Hacking Its Platform to Spread PropagandaThe company said it was fighting Russian efforts to hijack real users’ accounts to post fake content, an apparently novel tactic. 1181490354
Reposted by rickolanternHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Senator John McCain warned us about Rand Paul when he said, “The senator from Kentucky is now working for Vladimir Putin.” 506191106162
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Tuberville is what happens when a deep fried hush puppy becomes quasi sentient 010
rickolantern @rickolantern.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Hey man, love the show, but did you realize you say 'right' after every other sentence? Rachel does it, hell, it's a epidemic among the talking heads. Just FYI 010
Reposted by rickolanternokpoke.bsky.social @okpoke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026My weight loss journey starts now. 1822032111
Reposted by rickolanternpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales" 485192572131