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RiceTwundle

@ricetwundle.bsky.social
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I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for h

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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Kid at the table next to us at a restaurant was talking to his little brother about Halloween costumes and we heard him say “No, dinosaurs is for babies. But Mario and Luigi? You should be Mario Luigi, that would be cool”
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
what’s that? you enjoyed playing The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind? Okay, you’re going to need 1mL syringes, 18 gauge drawing needles, and 23 gauge injecting needles...
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
pikmin enemy
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The same image in the quoted post but cyrus is now holding pokemon rumble spheal and the text has been edited so it says "ball"
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
earthside assistance
a 3d scene with a crashed ufo and alien asking a nasa engineer for help. they stand in front of the artemis 2 rocket.
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MBT @mbtyugioh.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
this was one of the funnier things that ever happened to me
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
A depressed man says "sometimes I feel like I've seen too much to ever feel like a normal person." Alex reassures him "hey man... despite everything... it's still you. The man tears up. He says "wow. that's great. Did you make that up?" Alex, confidently says "yes... yes I did..."
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Fio! @sapphic-haymaker.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I need this book! Lol 😅🤣😂
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James Hughes @dystopian-fashion.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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Eyepatch Wolf @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
just found out. devastated.
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy pride to u pimps
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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matcha navi @matchaz3112.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
THE REACHERRRRRR
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Derry Cowe 🏳️‍⚧️ @derryonair.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
@peachael.bsky.social
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Forgot I made a comic like this
There's a fighting game featuring two men with large penises modeled after Street Fighter 3rd Strike. The announcer says "he's almost finished folks. And here comes the super art..." As the chun li penis man attacks with his penis, the ken penis man deftly blocks it with his penis. The announcer says "I don't believe it! He parried every single hit!." The announcer cries "HE WON! HE WON!" The crowd of nude men goes fucking apeshit.
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Hesitantly Hopeful @leann-notrimes.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
She was 9 weeks pregnant. She died. The state of Georgia is making the doctors keep her alive to incubate the baby. She’s been dead for three months. This is REAL. this isn’t about what should or should not be done. This is about having a VOICE. This is about having a CHOICE.
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
commercials really want people to be horny for hamburgers
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 09/05/2025
New poster for #Thunderbolts The Void’s eyes are Yelena 🎨 akikostehrenbe1 | TW
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Deep Sense of Creeping DreⱯd 2026 @devedy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I'm the guy at Discord whose job it is to periodically make the UI slightly worse
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
hey we noticed you from across arkham asylum and really dig your vibe
A selfie of Zac Oyama, Ally Beardsley, and Lisa Gilroy in Joker makeup and costumes
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The International Space Station orbits lazily above the Earth. An astronaut says "I'm so bored. You wanna fuck?" Another astronaut says "yea sounds good." The first astronaut smokes a cig and says "hey, that was great." The second one consults the official NASA fuck book and says "oh shit... did you follow protocol 2B?" They both see the semen free floating within the station. One shouts out "OH GOD... THE JIZZ!" The space station explodes.
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CNN @cnn.com · 01/05/2025
Robert De Niro is expressing his love and support for his daughter Airyn De Niro, after she recently shared publicly for the first time that she is transgender. cnn.it/3EY1msu
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
A grieving man says "thanks for coming to the viewing" Another man says "of course Tom, I'm so sorry for your loss. It's nice to see that the mortician posed Jeff per his final wishes. We see Jeff's body in the Family Guy death pose. Tom remarks "yeah, Jeff sure loved Family Guy."
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Teaching him the fine arts
My son adding some flair to the cool S I drew in my parents’ driveway
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Among Us 🎂 @amongus.innersloth.com · 14/04/2025
locked in? no. lock me out. i'm tired of this.
Text at the top of the screen says "BORN TO" followed by images of Crewmates.
 
From left to right:
- A Blue Crewmate with a pink flower on their head reclines on a white lounge chair with a Pizza drink in their hand. They're accompanied by a melting Mini Crewmate Pet.
- A Lime Crewmate wearing the Stunner Shades Visor in Purple holds up a boombox. 
- A Red Crewmate lies in a beach floaty.
- A Banana Crewmate wearing the Stunner Shades Visor and Up All Night Raving Hat in Cyan reaches for a slice of pizza cake.
 
Text below the Crewmate images says "FORCED TO" followed by images of Tasks in Among Us.
 
From left to right:
- Card Swipe
- Unlock Safe
- Start Reactor
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zseabeard @zseabeard.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
went to a craft fair today. While erica was looking at rings, the lady running the jewelry stand told me it’s a shame that “god isn’t controlling the weather anymore” ???????
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Alex looks at a Grindr profile called HungDaddy. She remarks "why do all these dudes on Grindr just post their torsos?" Resigned, she says "whatever. I'm too horny to think straight. I'll take a chance on one of 'em." Alex, dolled up in preparation for the encounter hears a knock at the door." She opens it to reveal the man she invited over is just a torso.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
While all you morons were putting cash into your 401ks, I spent my adulthood investing in magic beans. They all laughed at me, but look where we are now. In the post-apocalyptic Hellscape, the one who controls the beans is queen.
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Nina Turner @ninaturner.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Don’t tell me we can’t have universal healthcare when the US can approve a military budget of damn near $1 TRILLION DOLLARS.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Y’all know what to do
ICE 24/7 TIP LINE
866-DHS-2-ICE (866-347-2423)
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
‘can you explain this gap in your resume’ Long ago, when the pyramids were still young, Egyptian kings played a game of great and terrible power. But these Shadow Games erupted into a war which threatened to destroy the entire world, until a brave and powerful Pharaoh locked the magic away…
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Robert Hack III: Season of the Witch @roberthack.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Doctorin' the TARDIS.
An interior illustration from the Doctor Who novelisation ROSE: THE DELUXE ILLUSTRATED EDITION. Rose enters the TARDIS for the first time. The Doctor, arms crossed. Stands near the console.
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
flattening mount everest so everyone can climb it
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
You can only pick one, choose wisely
Left: nintendo switch 2, $449.99
Right: big spheal pokemon plush, $449.99
Meme
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
live pic of me illegally generating profit for Dagoth Ur (The Non-Profit Organization)
A Kwama Forager with a name tag on a laptop
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
A man with the online handle DRAMAFOX777 types on the computer, producing a video entitled "The Rise and Fall of KittyCarl5." Another man comes in the room and says "bad news, Dramafox. They found the hard drives." Dramafox runs out the room and the man takes his seat in front of his computer. This man is DRAMASTEVE83 and he begins producing a video called "The Rise and Fall of DramaFox777"
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 24/03/2025
Jigsaw releases statement on the status of #Saw11 “I’ve seen the rumors. They say it’s Game Over. You all should know me better than that. The game is never over"
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Nina Turner @ninaturner.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
The cashier at Walmart should be able to afford rent, grocers, a car payment, and have some to save on their paycheck alone. That’s not radical.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I made an egg salad flight with different mustards :)
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Weezer album cover. The band members have been replaced with different sprites of the pokemon spheal. The text at the top says "spheezer". Meme
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