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I am a goddamn delight

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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 17h
MAN. I'M GLAD I WASN'T AN IPAD KID

-(FLASHBACK) THE 90'S-

MOMMA CAN I HAVE SODIE POP

HERE. GO OUTSIDE AND I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU UNTIL EITHER 10P.M. OR THEY DROP AN AMBER ALERT.

Kid sits in the darkness with sodie pop illuminated by the orange streetlight
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 08/10/2026
I only use it to sync my RSS feeds across devices (Apple and non-Apple). I rarely ever use the web client.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 04/10/2026
Titans
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 30/09/2026
This man must be stopped
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 30/09/2026
It is the Year of our Lord 2026 and my mother just learned that Instagram, WhatApp, and Facebook are owned by the same person. She did not understand why she was seeing FB Marketplace posts on IG from the people she follows
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 28/09/2026
I knew a woman named Sofia and her tag online was "Sofia, the capital of Bulgaria". @ryannorth.ca
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 27/09/2026
I shouldn't be surprised
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 27/09/2026
What, no CarPlay? 😜
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 24/09/2026
You’re working hard!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i'm not mad at all about how 99% of the time gas prices are determined by causes outside of the President's control but then The People Who Think The President Controls Gas Prices elected the first president who actually specifically caused gas prices to go up a lot
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 19/09/2026
Butt Fumble 2026?
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've spent a lot of years studying a lot of collapses, and the truth of the matter is that they're always mundane: mild climatic shifts that reduce crop yields, a dumbass in power who makes some terrible decisions, neglecting things that obviously matter but the will to fix them can't be summoned.
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 07/09/2026
I wonder if she's in on the bit
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 07/09/2026
I thought this was AI. I had to search to confirm it was real.
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 06/09/2026
@fontme.bsky.social Love your Skyscraper themes!
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Cameron Banga @cameronbanga.com · 05/09/2026
Themes in @getskyscraper.com are easily the best feature I’ve built. Thanks to all of the users who have submitted themes, they are amazing. Thank you @kassiaware.bsky.social, @fontme.bsky.social, @t55.bsky.social, @jhaley.com @breznsoiza.eurosky.social, and @rhpt.omg.lol. And anyone I missed! A++
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 05/09/2026
Has your cat been gaining weight and staying out at night, only to arrive home reeking of marijuana? These are just some of the signs that a neighbour is trying to entice them away ...
theguardian.com
The unsettling rise of cat seducers: ‘My little companion was missing – and I was consumed with anger’
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 28/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYAi5aI_NPc
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Family Guy | Peter does not care for The Godfather
From "The Griffin Family History" (s4e27). ULTIMATE COMPILATION: https://youtu.be/w4OPLnaKl1o
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 28/08/2026
This comic is relevant today and today only qwantz.com/index.php?comic=136 @ryannorth.ca
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Dinosaur Comics!
this last panel would also make a good email signature line
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 22/08/2026
What is going on with MaxStories?
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 21/08/2026
@mgsiegler.com Congrats!
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 20/08/2026
I appreciate all of you, Mr. Signal-Watch.
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 19/08/2026
I saw the photo before the poster, and I immediately knew it would be you
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@ChumHumCEO

I used to work at a used record store and one time a guy came in to sell a shit load of Morrissey and Smiths CDs (which we happily bought) and after he left I turned to my boss and went ??? and he was like "Oh yeah, he broke up with Morrissey, happens all the time."
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
Greta Gerwig's Little Women (2019) 🔈🎵
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 10/08/2026
That is a neat feature!
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 10/08/2026
Me
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 10/08/2026
Found the issue! My memory was a little off, but I now remember Spidey played with one arm tied behind his back to even the odds. www.marvel.com/comics/issue/12030/w…
marvel.com
Web Of Spider-Man (1985) #34 | Comic Issues | Marvel
Browse the Marvel Comics issue Web Of Spider-Man (1985) #34. Learn where to read it, and check out the comic
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 09/08/2026
I remember a Spider-Man comic where he joins neighborhood kids for touch football. Uatu shows at the end to tell readers the game had massive cosmic implications if Spidey’s team lost. Only other thing I recall about the comic is that Spidey still wore his black symbiote suit.
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 07/08/2026
I worked for a company that employed a Chris A., Chris B., and Chris C. The joke was that an applicant with the name Chris D. would be hired on the spot.
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 07/08/2026
Mine finally shipped!!
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
maggie cheung and tony leung chiu wai in the mood for love
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Cameron Banga @cameronbanga.com · 02/08/2026
If you're looking for a native iPad client for Bluesky, checkout Skyscraper for iPad! apps.apple.com/us/app/skyscraper-fo…
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Skyscraper for Bluesky
Skyscraper is the Bluesky client that feels like it belongs on your device. Scroll your timeline on your schedule, with scroll position saved across sessions and cloud-synced across your devices. Built from the ground up for iOS and iPadOS, Skyscraper is your penthouse view of the Bluesky network. Smooth, fast, and thoughtfully designed to match the way you want an app to feel. The Features You Need: • iCloud sync support keeps your Following feed position in sync across sessions and devices • Full timeline with pinned feeds and custom algorithms • Post with images, videos, GIFs, and alt text • Direct messages and notifications with optional push alerts • Search posts, users, and hashtags • Moderation controls that put you in charge • Profile editing and saved posts Power features that set Skyscraper apart: • Multiple Accounts — Switch between accounts instantly • Post Drafts — Save ideas for later • Account Backup — Export and archive your data • Thread Archival - Share popular threads with friends off Bluesky • Safari Extension — Open bsky.social links directly in Skyscraper • Trending Hashtags — See what's buzzing right now • Unified Timeline — See replies in your following feed • Mute Reposts — Silence repost-happy users without unfollowing • Custom Theme Colors — Make the app fit your personality • Post Translation — Read posts in any language Download Skyscraper and get a better view of the Bluesky. EULA - https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 01/08/2026
Am I too late for a slot?
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 28/07/2026
@cameronbanga.com I recently discovered Skyscraper. I love it. I've been searching for an iOS Bluesky client for ages. I'm curious if you've considered creating a Mac version. I know the iPad version can run on macOS, but I would be thrilled if there were a native Mac app available.
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 26/07/2026
The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Lashing myself to my theater seat during the third hour of The Odyssey to resist the siren song of the urinal.
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 16/07/2026
Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 13/07/2026
"Ttransforners"
static.klipy.com
Jiwoo's Disappointed Reaction
ALT: Jiwoo's Disappointed Reaction
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 13/07/2026
D'oh! Do I get another guess? Transparent search overlay: Launching a search from a web page opens a floating overlay on top of the tab so you can look for answers and dismiss it without leaving the page.
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 13/07/2026
A custom toolbar button that will instantly search for whatever text string is on the clipboard or highlighted on the web page
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill
How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 13/07/2026
Somewhere between the age of 9-12, I wrote a letter to Marvel inquiring about the availability of a lifetime subscription to the Ttransforners comic. I received a nice response thanking me for my support but unfortunately Marvel did not offer a lifetime subscription. Alas.
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 10/07/2026
Reminds me of this scene from Clerks
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 06/07/2026
Finally, Trump's corruption is for something good
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
calling to do corruption on behalf of somebody they don't believe should be a citizen of the United States
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 30/06/2026
@chickenpuppet.online Can I recommend my favorite 'Remember Some Guys' for @remembersomeguys.bsky.social ? www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/bush…
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Randy Bush Stats, Height, Weight, Position, Rookie Status & More | Baseball-Reference.com
Check out the latest Stats, Height, Weight, Position, Rookie Status & More of Randy Bush. Get info about his position, age, height, weight, draft status, bats, throws, school and more on Baseball-reference.com
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Chopped Unc @rhpt.omg.lol · 25/06/2026
50: the age when you realize more of life is behind you than ahead
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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · 24/06/2026
Git still hiring poets to write error messages.
A git error message reading "fatal: you are on a branch yet to be born"
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