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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ

@reverendjesus.com
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"Rev" Highest priest in the Ankh-Morpork Poster’s Guild. So what's this "Discordian" stuff, anyhow? fsofcabal.com Veteran, Spinjas enthusiast, professional nerd, grease monkey, G+ escapee, VR streamer, he/him/dude. Seattle-ish. Curator of pubtoons.com

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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 6h
You should come watch cartoons with us one of these Fridays; DM me
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 6h
Ok good shit 🤜🤛
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 6h
I will tuck it away for a later viewing, then. Thanks for the warning.
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 6h
I'll check that shit out
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 6h
Thanks for the YouTube link, that's the only place I'm on
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 6h
See most of the "girl voices" I have in my repertoire are the pepper pot Monty Python voices
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 6h
OK SO THE WARBURTON CADENCE TO THE NARRATION WASN'T JUST ME IMAGINING SHIT
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 6h
As a dude who can do a few voices I am impressed as fuck
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 6h
Oh I could tell he was doing the dude voices but no did not realize it was the same fella doing the femme voices Kudos to him; that's impressive as fuck
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 6h
Was there a reason I shouldn't? Is there a Neil Gaiman situation?
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 6h
I am genuinely enjoying this audiobook, yes.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 8h
WARNING: The Ellison family is about to own CBS News AND CNN. A judge just cleared the deal. Closing: days away. When one family controls what tens of millions watch, democracy loses a watchdog. Independent media isn't a luxury. It's your last line of defense.
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 6h
And the chick doing the voice of Princess Donut rules
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 6h
I'm really enjoying the basic conceit
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 6h
Just getting to the end of chapter 8
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 6h
I'm guessing since I've seen a bunch of memes about it my dude never finds a pair of pants
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 7h
I'm doing the audiobook, and the narrator definitely has a Patrick Warburton vibe
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 7h
Ok I'm finally doing this Dungeon Crawler Carl thing.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 9h
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 11h
And somehow people were convinced *I* was the biggest nerd on the Vikings
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 17h
First term flashback.
Ivanka Trump in a white blouse with ruffled arms and a white skirt, holding a can of goya black beans like she is a spokesmodel.
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 11h
Now that looks like a very expensive facial accessory
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 11h
This, too, is art
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 11h
Mister Mayor, please teach others your ways and send them to the rest of our cities
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 11h
Imagine being a politician who represents the fucking people who elected you
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 11h
Hanania at least looks like he doesn't smell like stale French fries
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 11h
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Jamie Zhu Dressed in Mankini
Alt: Some dude Dressed in a Mankini
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 12h
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Anne Hathaway Emotional Clapping
Alt: Anne Hathaway Emotional Clapping
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four loko's basilisk @mcmjolnir.bsky.social · 12h
I want a guy with short jorts and a long jacket
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 13h
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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The Capybaron @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 16h
Again, much of Pete Hegseth’s deal is the only skill his job demanded for a long time was keeping a trim figure to be conventionally pretty for stay-at-home moms watching daytime tv. His job was “be pretty,” but he knows that’s a girl job, so he’s deeply insecure and is trying to make it a boy job.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h
The fact is Trump not only lost his war but it's the biggest L the US has taken at least since Vietnam. Our bases are destroyed & abandoned, Iran is emboldened, China is toying w/ us. Hegseth & co want to move on to culture war slop, but they got routed & we'll be dealing w/repercussions for decades
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 12h
I love weird-ass idioms from other cultures
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 12h
What a crazy random happenstance
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 12h
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Funny Husky Dog Saying 'Very Thoon' Meme
Alt: Funny Husky Dog Saying 'Very Thoon' Meme
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 12h
I mean…
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 12h
WOOOOO
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Beerfest (4/8) Best Movie Quote - Drinking Ram's Piss (2006)
YouTube video by Best Movie Quote
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Tommy Edwin @tommyedwin.bsky.social · 14h
They never had to test my dad’s testosterone.
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 13h
That's because your dad knew how to 'negotiate' with fascists
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 14h
Pouring out a cold beer tonight for all the generals and admirals who were once again forced to sit through another lecture on manliness from No Tab Pete.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17h
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 13h
It's probably his birthday
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 13h
It's super easy; I don't watch Andrew tate videos many times per day!
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13h
the rampant misandry is because of the continual rape
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 13h
It's all for you, Donnie
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The Omen (1976) "It's all for you Damien"
YouTube video by Phuck Yiu
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 13h
Obsession
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Zack Whittaker @zackwhittaker.com · 16h
As data breaches go, this is pretty sizable, significant, and also bafflingly bad in terms of time it took to discover and that the stolen data was unencrypted. News of this breach comes weeks after a huge theft of FBI agents' personal data. Bypass for ad-blockers: web.archive.org/web/20260930...
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Hackers stole millions of US military personnel records during months-long data breach | TechCrunch
The Department of Defense notified millions of current and former U.S. military personnel that their personal information had been stolen in a months-long breach.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 15h
A policy expert described Education Secretary Linda McMahon’s push in favor of private schools as a “great American heist,” funneling money from public schools: “It’s a strategic theft of the future of our country, our kids and our democracy.” (Published Oct. 2025)
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These Activists Want to Dismantle Public Schools. Now They Run the Education Department.
Under Trump, the Department of Education has been bringing in activists hostile to public schools. It could mean a new era of private and religious schools boosted by tax dollars — and the end of publ...
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 13h
Jerry, no
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 17h
idk if yall heard but my bf is one of the top 100 people in the world, time said so
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