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Reverend Crush 🔵

@reverendcrush.com
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He/Him/Dude. Gaming Dudeist/History Buff. 🎮☯️ Retro|Modern gaming. Web Dev. Autistic AF. Pet Dad. Progressive, doesn't trust the govt. Ex-Alcoholic. Boy-Spouse to @studioanni.com. Kombucha brewer. ⚠️Opinions/Shitposts are my own reverendcrush.com

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 1h
Doing more work on the Monopoly knock-off. With the altered rule set I put in place, the Pennsylvania Ave. stand-in is probably secretly the most valuable property based on my play testing. That's to say nothing about the optional "Arfenhouse Rule"...
Game board spaces, from order from top to bottom:
- a envelope with a fish hook stuck in it with the caption "Underhanded Tactics"
- A property space with a jade green sash with the text "BUCKINGHAM GREEN ₿320"
- Cut-off is a Metro Rail icon colored gold priced at "₿200"
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Studio Anni @studioanni.com · 3h
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 14h
If the midterms go to shit, blame these subhuman Nazi pedophile pieces of shit and all their grifter friends.
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 14h
So CSAM Altman, Soulpatch 64, and a mf I thought died back in 2018? This is going to be a shitshow of epic proportions.
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 19h
WAKE UP, GREEN DAY, SEPTEMBER IS ENDING HERE'S YOUR ANNOYING ASS EMO SONG THAT WE HAVE TO PLAY FOR YOU SADSAC-- whoops wrong link youtu.be/GzedvspNJkk?...
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Last Days of September
YouTube video by Giant Ember - Topic
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 20h
classic dril tweet: "judges are bullshit, your honor"
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Random Stranger @randomstranger.bsky.social · 20h
Because one person demanded it! A bsky exclusive video! As far as I can tell, Alice in Flagland is the first hip-hop song in video games. Here's the song in its entirety! youtu.be/06WdayRfqjE
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The First Hip-Hop in Video Games?
YouTube video by RndStranger
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 30/09/2026
I'm not reading anyone's Substack (what the hell is wrong with you, get off Substack!), but Nader didn't become a pariah until he ran against Obama and called him an "Uncle Tom". Before that, most folks just blamed the Republicans for rigging the election in the first place.
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 30/09/2026
What's this? A college town standing up to its college?! Athens, you could learn a thing or two from Ithaca cause UGA has y'all whipped. (They ain't even Ivy league like Cornell!)
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 29/09/2026
Horrible mistakes I wish I could go back in time to prevent: - The holocaust - The Vietnam War - 9/11 - 11/9 - Parker Louis Can't Lose Season 3
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 27/09/2026
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Pootie Tang. An all around classic movie.
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TK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If Jez and Super Hans had a baby
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 26/09/2026
Chrontendo Episode 48 (00:24:40)
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 26/09/2026
For #RandomGameSaturday, I submit my steelcase PS3 copy of Ni No Kuni. So weird that Level5 once collaborated with the staunchly anti-AI Studio Ghibli, considering... ... Yeah, we're never going to see those two collab ever again. I don't blame Ghibli.
Ni no Kuni (steelcase) for PlayStation 3
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A digital illustration/homage to the great Tony Millionaire character Drinky Crow. A blue-black cartoon bird with a yellow beak and large X-ed out eyes. He has a brown jug in his beak and is chugging away, dook dook dook… Scratchy messy lettering around him reads ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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Studio Anni @studioanni.com · 24/09/2026
It's #throwbackthursday and this is Ella. If you are looking for a #petportrait, visit studioanni.com. The holidays are coming up and #petportraits are a great gift! #acrylicpainting #cats
A calico cat is looking at you while sitting in some vegetation
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 24/09/2026
Huck by the NightStand.
Huck (short-haired gray tabby with a white snout and chest) sitting next to a tablet playing an episode of NightStand with Dick Dietrick on screen.
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 23/09/2026
Memory unlocked. One time in high school (or right after? It kind of blurs) @heyadora.bsky.social prank called the 800 number selling this guy's juicer, and asked the rep on the line what was up with this dude's eyebrows. "DID HE JUST STAPLE TWO CATERPILLARS ON HIS FOREHEAD!?" 😂 Made the rep laugh!
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Doc Zoggle @drzoggle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
stomach hurts, government sucks
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 22/09/2026
I have a terrible take for Tuesday: WordPress web sites are the mobile homes of the internet. ... Okay, I'm going back to job hunting...
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 22/09/2026
Take off, ya' hosers!
Bob and Doug McKenzie (Strange Brew,
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Studio Anni @studioanni.com · 21/09/2026
Here's my latest #petportrait This is Goldie. Her family lost her recently and really miss her. Hopefully, this painting of her sitting at the table will make them feel like she's joining them for dinner every night! I love her brown puppydog eyes! Studioanni.com #dogs #acrylicpainting
A little fluffy white dog is sitting at the table gazing at you with her brown puppydog eyes
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 21/09/2026
Also, an extra shout-out to my launch-day op-ed for Steam Hype, taking a realistic (not optimistic, not doom-laden) look at the ongoing industry crash. In short: Shit's fucked, but barring some surprise cataclysmic, internet-ending disaster, video games aren't going anywhere.
steamhype.com
The Industry Is Crashing, but Video Games Aren't Going Anywhere
The new world struggles to be born
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Ephiam @ephiam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
✨Scarmonde is still 35% OFF for Steam's Party-Based RPG Fest!✨ You've got until tomorrow to grab it!
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd never seen this Roy Lichtenstein painting before, but it's incredible how he manages unfailingly to make his copies worse than the original comics he's ripping off.
A drab pop art painting of a sinister man driving a car, watching a stoic blonde in leopard print fur. The proportions of the guy's face are offThe original image, from Girls' Romances 78 by Tony Abruzzo. The guy has a more sinister leer, while the woman has heavier mascara and feels both sadder and more determined. A caption reads "I vowed to myself I would NOT miss my appointment -- that I would NOT go riding with him--yet before I knew it..."
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Studio Anni @studioanni.com · 20/09/2026
These two are obsessed with me, the little weirdos #cats #dogs
A beige chihuahua and a brown tabby cat are sitting on a blue couch
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Daniel Greenberg @winterion.com · 20/09/2026
how your email finds me
Zeromus sprite from FF4 (FF2-SNES).
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 20/09/2026
In my last interview for a back-end developer position, my interviewer (who, let me preface, was impressed with my front-end experience) suggested getting more hands-on experience using more AI tools than what I have. Guess I'm about to learn some OpenClaw just so I can slap it on my resume. 😐
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Rando Chrontendo @randochrontendo.famiconsumer.com · 20/09/2026
Chrontendo Episode 39 (00:03:45)
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 20/09/2026
In the style of the generator:

WISDOM TREE PRESENTS 
SPIRITUAL WARFARE
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 19/09/2026
Fans outside of the PlayStation ecosystem are calling for a port of Wolverine to never be released. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 18/09/2026
Learning how to give sexy massages via Phillips CD-i.
Playboy's Complete Massage (Phillips CD-i), woman wearing a large beige sweater giving a footrub.
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 18/09/2026
I think the most unfortunate job title one could possibly have on LinkedIn is "Executive Vice President of Analytics", because there's a very good chance the title cuts off right before the "y".
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
The Hater Building
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 18/09/2026
Sharing with ALT text because I'm sure there's someone with a screen reader who would appreciate a good HOT•B joke.
THOT•B
That Hoe OverThere,Because...
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 18/09/2026
Here's Huck's best Doraemon impression!
Huck (short-haired gray tabby with a white snout) getting petted so hard that his ears go back far enough to where they can't be seen.
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 18/09/2026
Watching the Ghost Writer (1992) case where a baby Julia Stiles plays a script kiddie. She keeps dropping a mix of Neuromancer slang and stuff that the cybersecurity community clearly never coined.
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Studio Anni @studioanni.com · 17/09/2026
My neighbor came to visit me today #cats
A orange tabby cat lying on pavement
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 17/09/2026
Just a few more days before I can canonically play through Lake again. I always wait until the end of September before I play it again; you'll know why if you've ever played it while listening to the in-game music. store.steampowered.com/app/1118240/...
store.steampowered.com
Lake on Steam
It's 1986 - Meredith Weiss takes a break from her career in the big city to deliver mail in her hometown. How will she experience two weeks in beautiful Providence Oaks, with its iconic lake and quirk...
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Northsky Social Cooperative @transrights.northsky.social · 17/09/2026
✅ Our signups are back online at: northskysocial.ca/apply
northskysocial.ca
Apply to join Northsky — Northsky Social
Request an invite to Northsky, an AT Protocol community.
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 17/09/2026
NO, THAT WAS THE MISTAKE THE FIRST TIME AROUND, YOU LITTLE CLANKERPILLED IDIOTS!
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Studio Anni @studioanni.com · 16/09/2026
My ridiculous floof nugget
A fluffy brown tabby lying on a  blue couch. Her belly is exposed.
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Everyone Gets Laid will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Everyone Gets Laid from PCU (1994)
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Studio Anni @studioanni.com · 16/09/2026
Thai Basil bison with black rice and vegetables because I like my food tasty and nutritious.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 15/09/2026
Recent events are leading us into watching Weekend At Bernie's tonight.
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 14/09/2026
Petition to rename the region of the former UK to "PALadonia"
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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 13/09/2026
Letting this dinosaur stomp on me repeatedly in the Project Dream prototype on this #ScanlineSunday
Project Dream (Unreleased, SNES) A giant Dino foot.
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