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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 05/10/2026

I watched Nightmare on Elm Street 4 when I was in 1st or 2nd grade. That didn't scare me. But the Jabberwocky from the '85 CBS Alice in Wonderland? That mf was the true king of nightmares.

The Jabberwocky from the made-for-TV 1985 live action Alice in Wonderland

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 04/10/2026

Yet another groundbreaking story from the pages of the medical journal "DUH."

Norm MacDonald SNL Weekend Update bit with the "DUH" medical journal infographic

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 04/10/2026

Played some of the Spectral Tower Eng Translation yesterday and beat the first two towers. For whatever reason, my save file on Queen's Tower 14F got wiped. I'm not going through all of that again today, but here's a #ScanlineSunday before I move on to something else.

Spectral Tower, PlayStation (English Translation)

"Monster: Level
Kobold"

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 03/10/2026

Pirates (2005) can produce mind-boggling effects.

Goofy ass CGI skeleton with a sword from the porn film "Pirates" (2005)

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 01/10/2026

Doing more work on the Monopoly knock-off. With the altered rule set I put in place, the Pennsylvania Ave. stand-in is probably secretly the most valuable property based on my play testing. That's to say nothing about the optional "Arfenhouse Rule"...

Game board spaces, from order from top to bottom:
- a envelope with a fish hook stuck in it with the caption "Underhanded Tactics"
- A property space with a jade green sash with the text "BUCKINGHAM GREEN ₿320"
- Cut-off is a Metro Rail icon colored gold priced at "₿200"

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 27/09/2026

without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

Pootie Tang. An all around classic movie.

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 26/09/2026

For #RandomGameSaturday, I submit my steelcase PS3 copy of Ni No Kuni. So weird that Level5 once collaborated with the staunchly anti-AI Studio Ghibli, considering... ... Yeah, we're never going to see those two collab ever again. I don't blame Ghibli.

Ni no Kuni (steelcase) for PlayStation 3

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 22/09/2026

He is OverThere, Because... you just got a bunch of birthday fishing games, and he just wants to watch!

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 18/09/2026

Learning how to give sexy massages via Phillips CD-i.

Playboy's Complete Massage (Phillips CD-i), woman wearing a large beige sweater giving a footrub.

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 18/09/2026

Sharing with ALT text because I'm sure there's someone with a screen reader who would appreciate a good HOT•B joke.

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 18/09/2026

Here's Huck's best Doraemon impression!

Huck (short-haired gray tabby with a white snout) getting petted so hard that his ears go back far enough to where they can't be seen.

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Everyone Gets Laid will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 13/09/2026

Letting this dinosaur stomp on me repeatedly in the Project Dream prototype on this #ScanlineSunday

Project Dream (Unreleased, SNES) A giant Dino foot.

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 10/09/2026

These four decided to take up a town hall trying to gaslight Gwinnett County residents into thinking they need Flock. As one typically does when fucking around... they found out. Don't try that shit with Gwinnetians, Kirkland. We don't put up with grifter trash here. You should already know that.

Gwinnett County town hall meeting discussing Flock.

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 08/09/2026

But which variant of Tenchi wo Kurau? The beat-em-up or the RPG? Why not both?

Tenchi wo Kurau (Warriors of Virtue) arcade flier.

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 06/09/2026

Because the power has been out, I had to eat fast food like some kind of animal. And because our road is blocked by this fallen bastard, I had to _walk_ there!

A tree split apart just above the base; likely struck by lightning.

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 04/09/2026

If you see this, and the first thing to come to mind is some David Byrne music, congrats, you can hang out at our house.

Title card for Flying Blind (1992 - 1993, FOX)

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 02/09/2026

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 29/08/2026

The other night, I made this shreded chicken omelet with oyster sauce and liquid aminos. It fell apart a little but still tasty AF. The problem now is, I'm all out of cooked chicken I can reheat and shred.

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 24/08/2026

Honorable Mention: If I were going strictly going by cosmetics alone, the Japan-only white Game Gear would make the list at the top spot. I want to reshell my SD in these colors. Or something close.

The Japanese white Game Gear with sea green face buttons and blue Start button. It's in a protective case with its charger.

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 24/08/2026

Lol, seriously? This used to be in arcades frequented by children. I'd appeal just to annoy.

This post, covered by an "Adult Content" warning.

"Labeled by @moderation.bsky.app" because of course they can't tell the difference between legit Mickey Mouse funnies and Tijuana Bibles

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 23/08/2026

I'm about to head to an Anti-Flock picnic, but here's some #ScanlineSunday goodness to keep y'all satisfied until I'm able to make another one of my world-famous homemade skeets again. It's the OG Edgelord JRPG!

Shin Megami Tensei, Super Famicom. Close up of Cerebus in the Heretics Church.

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 22/08/2026

The first 5 or 6 seasons of Family Matters before they got rid of Waldo Geraldo Faldo also get a pass.

Waldo from Family Matters, wearing a yellow/black striped shirt. At the top is the caption that reads "Waldo Matters" in the Family Matters typedace.

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 18/08/2026

Greatest Retro Video Game of All Time, wrong answers only:

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 16/08/2026

🤣 Northsky refers to them as "reskeets"!

A pop up window with the options "Undo reskeet" and "Quote Post"

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 08/08/2026

Back from picketing at a Mike Collins mini-rally held at a Spanish shopping center. Fun, but exhausting in this heat. Now it's time for some MiSTer's 3DO core... the little smut machine that cost way too much in 1994.

Standard def CRT monitor displaying lo-res video of a topless blonde posing. (Love Bites, 3DO)

Standard def CRT monitor displaying lo-res video of a nude blonde posing under a waterfall(?). (Love Bites, 3DO)

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 06/08/2026

They dropped this. They had it. It was right there. The answer to their bewilderment!

ignoring it is a violation of a site's terms of use

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 04/08/2026

New phone is here! I can finally put Kombuchaphone to rest...

A damaged Android phone on its lockscreen of Dobby (longhaired calico tabby with an orange spot), with two white lines and four green lines going up across the screen.

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 03/08/2026

Mr. Hambsumb Huck totally zen tonight

Huck (short-haired gray tabby with a white snout) with his eyes closed, giving a peaceful expression.

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 02/08/2026

This weekend's project: getting this properly emulated and running on the SD. I've been wanting to play The REAL FFXIII for years!

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 30/07/2026

Lily says "hi bsky imma liddl bean!"

Lily (small beige chihuahua with a white face) wearing a red necessary. She's got an adorable expression on her face.

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 28/07/2026

I just updated the 3D vowel mod just now, and it looks kinda cool. I would actually play a Gen 2 recomp

Pokémon Gen 1 recomp with the 3D backgrounds on, with 2D battle sprites overlaying it. Player is fighting a Pidgey. Caption reads "Wild PIDGEY appeared!"

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 26/07/2026

Playing the Final Fantasy Blackmoon Prophecy Remake (RPGMaker fan game). Came across a bug where you can grab a Ribbon off this Guest PC Cunnings by using the Optimum option under Equip (which, for whatever reason, unequips Relics.) But aside from that, this game is solid!

Final Fantasy Blackmoon Prophecy displayed on a Steam Deck. A Dragoon, Vahn, is jumping on a Bomb, infliction 587 damage

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 25/07/2026

Me to Costco after not being able to buy frozen wild blueberries for a couple of weeks now.

The "I'm Concerned About The Blueberries." billboard.

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Reverend Crush 🔵 @reverendcrush.com · 23/07/2026

Another unexpected LinkedIn banger...

#AI Governance #CyberSecurity #ArtificialIntelligence #Digitaltransformation

Who is more likely to be Cyberdyne Systems?

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