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Reverend Burrito

@reverendburrito.bsky.social
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Originally here for sports #CincySports #GoBlue #LGRW. Updated to include anti-Nazi content, and selective retirement of low-IQ bullshit. Views are entirely personal, occasionally coherent. RP =/= Endorsement

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johnjohn @johnsev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah, that's not Mitch....they just stopped there to get some SUGAR WATER
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Men In Black: Edgar Suit in Truck
ALT: Men In Black: Edgar Suit in Truck
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Reverend Burrito @reverendburrito.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Seems like a good day to declare that Bill Cassidy is a fucking coward. I hope he gets the Green Mile punishment.
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Reverend Burrito @reverendburrito.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Infantino giving instructions to the match official during commercial breaks:
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Dr. Todd Arrington @btarrington.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
“Knowledge will forever govern ignorance; and a people who mean to be their own Governors, must arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives.” ~James Madison, 1822. Madison, 4th President of the United States from 1809-1817, died on this day 190 years ago: 6/28/1836. Image: Public domain.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
The Pentagon reporters who have been kicked out of the building continue to break huge stories every day while the right-wing New Media continue to post selfies of themselves hanging out in the Pentagon.
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Reverend Burrito @reverendburrito.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Outstanding thread
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Ariella Elm @ariellaelm.com · 19/11/2025
(this ONLY happened because of the power and strength of Epstein survivors to keep pushing and not give up). Once he gave his okay, the floodgates opened. 428 members of the House voted, and 1, Clay Higgins (LA-03) voted no (Hopefully this can help us oust him). 9/
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Reverend Burrito @reverendburrito.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Man. I missed Mickey Redmond telling me stuff. I would pay an absurd amount of money to have his voice for my GPS. #LGRW
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I know there are bigger fish to fry here but seriously what part of journalism ethics involves emailing criminal sources to *warn* them about potential PR problems
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jewelheist.bsky.social @jewelheist.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'. Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy. [ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
[Werner Herzog voice] Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
This is a real thing that a judge had to say to the Chief of US Customs and Border Protection.
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 20/10/2025
New developments in my 3 year Epstein investigation, this time regarding JP Morgan Chase and its CEO, Jamie Dimon. This is a long thread, but worth sticking around for.
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Laurel Pfahler @laurelpfahler.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Wrote something a little different during the break that I hope MLS PR considers, as national outlets keep decreasing coverage and now AI content is replacing writers. Someone had to say something before media access just gets worse. (Free post) www.patreon.com/posts/141166...
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A reporter's letter to Major League Soccer | Laurel Pfahler
Get more from Laurel Pfahler on Patreon
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𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @nashishereforit.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Did anyone else see this today and wonder wtf happened? Oopsie, Stephen.
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Reverend Burrito @reverendburrito.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The cyborg knew it fucked up and entered a recursive loop to try and fix it
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/10/2025
Idiocracy was unrealistic only because we got dumber quicker than the movie anticipated
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Trump's CEA is circulating its estimate of the economic cost of the government shutdown. But, BREAKING: It's wrong. It makes a simple arithmetic error. And it's dishonest. Surprising, I know. 🧵
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 01/10/2025
Ok. So. A lot of congress will say they “submitted a letter to forgo pay during shutdown.” Congress is paid once a month so they have 30 days. Secondly, they want you to believe they are saying they will give up their pay. No. They just hold it until it reopens
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians." "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians."
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God @thegodshow.com · 27/09/2025
I wonder how Elon is reacting to being named in the Epstein files. I’m sure he’s taking it well.
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Reverend Burrito @reverendburrito.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
@mrkevinwallace.bsky.social I may be able to assist in your lifelong dream of sponsoring a beer league hockey team. Happy to discuss further.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 25/09/2025
I have questions. Like, why only one bullet? Why blue ink?
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Reverend Burrito @reverendburrito.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Ohmygahhdnowaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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Jen Rubin @jenrubin.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
What I love is either the intelligence community or Pentagon leaked the report. They must be mad as hell over a lying president that uses them as props
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Reverend Burrito @reverendburrito.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Just sitting here waiting on Biden to be blamed for the Iranian terrorist sleeper cells in the US while simultaneously cheering on the Secretary of Homeland Security for deporting day laborers and recent high school graduates. Take all the time you need.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
it’s extremely funny to show up somewhere with a black eye and then say that you were punched by a baby
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Jon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Crazy thing is, 10 years ago, this wouldn’t have been a controversial statement.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.
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Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I didn’t give a wit about new pope coverage, but the first American pope being a man with Black ancestry born in Chicago by way of New Orleans by way of Haiti. Names his self after the pope who condemned slavery? In the Trump era? Oh, baebae, I am HERE for it. www.wwltv.com/article/news...
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Pope Leo XIV's grandparents were 7th Ward Creoles
The newly elected pontiff, born in Chicago, has ancestral ties to the city’s historic Seventh Ward, according to genealogists at The Historic New Orleans Collection.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 09/05/2025
Before the Trump administration took office, we revealed Russell Vought’s plan to demonize civil servants and “put them in trauma.” Since then, we've doubled down on our coverage of government agencies and federal policy. If you have information you can share, here's how you can get in touch.
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Do You Work For the Federal Government? ProPublica Wants To Hear From You.
We’re doubling down on our coverage of government agencies and federal policy. With your help, we can dig deeper.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Genuinely has anyone *ever* been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you
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ProTip (AKA alt_localgov) @protip.altgov.info · 25/04/2025
Got due process: George Santos Steve Bannon Paul Manafort Peter Navarro Roger Stone George Papadopoulos Allen Weisselberg 129 J6 insurrectionists Donald Trump They were all convicted They’re not special. Everybody must get due process. Demand it. We’re America. That’s how we roll.
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Judge Luttig @judgeluttig.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
To read the Criminal Complaint and attached FBI Affidavit that gave rise to Wisconsin State Judge Hannah Dugan’s federal criminal arrest today for obstructing or impeding a proceeding before a department or agency of the United States and concealing an individual to prevent his discovery and arrest
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/04/2025
Friendly reminder. In the United States, criminals are entitled to due process. Even if you pay hush money rig an election, steal top secret documents, or incite a mob to overthrow the government; no matter how egregious your crimes, you’re entitled to due process.
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Judge Luttig @judgeluttig.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This — the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s arrest today of a sitting judge — against the backdrop that the President of the United States is, at this same moment, defying an April 10 Order of the Supreme Court of the United States
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Reverend Burrito @reverendburrito.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Text STOP to Vladamir to end the war in Ukraine. Text "Unsubscribe" to be removed from this list until Pete Hegseth adds you again.
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
📌UNDERSTAND: Now that we have learned Pete Hegseth shared classified information about imminent strikes in Yemen in another group chat that included his wife, brother and personal lawyer, he should be arrested. 📌This was no one-off, this was treason.
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Judge Luttig @judgeluttig.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I gift this NYT piece by David French, so that all can read. “Millions of Americans are desperate for a quick and effective response to Trump’s attacks on the Constitution. But the election foreclosed that possibility. The courts — even if they have the courage — lack the power to save America.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Reverend Burrito @reverendburrito.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
RFK's Brain Worm: These are kids who will never pay taxes
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Reverend Burrito @reverendburrito.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Trying to see something here. What does this graph depict? Serious answers only please.
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I'm seeking to interview Texans in West Texas who live within close proximity to Gaines County or Lubbock about the measles outbreak. Please reach out to me if this applies to you!
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Sarah Longwell @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
As a 20 year communications professional I’d like to offer Democrats my most sophisticated advice: While Trump is punching himself in the nuts, you could choose to 1. Also punch him in the nuts; or 2. Punch yourself in the nuts. I strongly advise number 1.
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