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Definitely Danny

@semperwry.bsky.social
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That one guy from that video

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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 8h
Ted Cruz is still terrible.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 18h
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seeing a lot of people yell at men who haven't posted about Cornell. I actually haven't posted about the vast majority of terrible things that have happened in the world, doesn't mean I approve of them. It means I have nothing worthwhile to add.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I keep hearing about Ken Paxton's eye but I don't know anything about him so I'm just imagining "Paxton's Eye" is an Eye of Sauron scenario except it's Texas so it manifests between the uprights of football goal posts.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Trump lives long enough and runs for a third term, I wonder what Clarence Thomas is going to try to pass off as a rational interpretation of the law that would permit the candidacy.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Omg look at this corrupt cop pulling assailants off of his colleagues by their backpacks. How cruel! I'm a proud J6er! Anyway please donate money to me and buy real estate with me and be my friend and my wife and
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just came from a gallery display of John Kaul's photography of folks he finds admirable, of which I was fortunate to be one. You can tell he's good because he captured the essence of my sleepy eyes and melty face.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I get that I'm not the target demo for the ad but uh, "This person was dumb enough to believe conspiracy theories and participate in the attack on the Capitol and now they are voting for me" isn't the winning endorsement you might think it is.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When I was comparing careers in fire and law enforcement, one of the deciding factors for me was the relative scarcity of structure fires compared to the frequency of medical calls. Emergency medicine is a different beast. I didn't want that to be the bulk of my service, respect to those who do.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When the suspect flees but you are old and have colleagues who like to footchase.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How long does the internet stay angry? Search interest around 15 controversies fell below 25% of peak after a median of 6 days from /u/Ahrily
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gotta catch em all~ Congressmón!
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And people thought Obama went on a a worldwide "apology tour" after Bush. But seriously, the next President is just going to have to acknowledge the US is bipolar and other countries are wise to have alternate trade and military partnerships going forward. At least until we get our culture right.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why is it resting on a textureless field of goop that looks like it was rendered by early 90s CGI software?
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Attempts to put bubble wrap around every word that isn't utterly, etymologically anodyne is emblematic of the most obnoxious tendencies of liberals. I can assure you the guy sleeping on the sidewalk isn't helped by saying he's "a person experiencing homelessness." www.psypost.org/is-the-phras...
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Is the phrase "master bedroom" actually harmful? A new psychology study says no
Many universities and businesses now use language guides to eliminate supposedly harmful words like "master bedroom." However, a new study finds these bans may be misguided, as exposure to such terms ...
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Results indicated that higher percentages of Republicans (35.3%-49.5%) than Democrats (24.7%-26.7%) considered violence to be justified. Republicans endorsed violence for a greater number of specific political objectives than Democrats. www.eurekalert.org/news-release...
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Republicans are more likely than Democrats to support political violence
Republicans and conservatives are more likely than Democrats or liberals to justify political violence in 17 surveyed situations, according to a study published September 16, 2026, in the open access ...
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
5% of white adults in the US support white nationalism, but among young white men, it's 13.5%. Most common among Republicans and conservatives, low incomes and low education, and those with close friendships primarily online (indicative of online radicalization). www.nature.com/articles/s41...
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Predictors and prevalence of support for white nationalism in the United States - Nature
Explicit support for white nationalism is uncommon overall, but higher among young white men, disadvantaged and politically disaffected white people, conservatives, Republicans, and those with primari...
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm just saying if I were a Green Lantern I would wear the lantern around my neck and charge my ring every hour on the hour like some kind of cosmic justice Flava Flav. Anyway Lanterns is good and you should watch it.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sure, we've been told and personally observed the truth. But what about delectable, scandalous lies? Flimflam? Chicanery, subterfuge, or duplicity? Perhaps some guile? Wait, we've been told that too? By the Trump and his sycophants? For years now? Well. How about some more?
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Walking into the locker room when you don't watch football but the NFL season has started and you work with a bunch of dudes who do.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thanks, Ted.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In which a group and candidate that purports to respect the police more than @sethmagaziner.bsky.social refers to me, a cop, as a inanimate object with no intelligence or agency. I am not a prop, didn't get paid for this. I voluntarily went on my days off because Mellor is a terrible person.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Harry and I still going where needed
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
To be blunt I didn't think he'd win the primary. I haven't had a haircut all summer and I slept today so I'm gonna be out of it tomorrow. But tomorrow I am going to go up yonder and elaborate to the good people of RI why they shouldn't elect a millionaire Florida Man insurrectionist to rep them.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHl...
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MST3K - Space Mutiny - The many names of David Ryder
YouTube video by SV Primitiva - Wharram Tiki 21
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In DC Comics, there is a lantern corps for each emotional spectrum. The color representing Greed is - I kid you not - orange.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fun fact: when streets were blocked off for Carter's funeral procession to the Capitol, I got to tell Chris Wright he couldn't cross the police line to walk across the street. Had to go a long way around.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Authentic image, by the way.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
With a name like that how does she not work for NPR
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Urry day is leg day.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Scammers are claiming to be me, contacting folks making crazy investigation stories and asking for victim's ID and whatnot. Now they have this AI enhanced thing doing video calls and AI gen'd creds. The yassified version isn't me. I've never put that much product in my hair.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In case anyone thinks there are no leftist-types on Twitter anymore there's a ton of people over there now trying to argue that The Wire is "copaganda".
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Can't stop thinking about this. A guillotine might very technically meet the definition of a "weapon" but it's more of a ceremonial execution construct. It's a weapon in the same way Wile E. Coyote's traps are weapons. Just... don't put your head in the guillotine, man.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
washingtonian.com/2026/02/02/c...
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
www.npr.org/2026/08/24/n...
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In candid interviews, National Guard members speak out about D.C. deployment
As President Trump's deployment of the National Guard to Washington, D.C., enters its second year, three guard members who served many months on the mission share their reactions with NPR.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Chrono Trigger Orchestral music? Don't mind if I do.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Llllllllllllllllllllllladies www.psypost.org/survival-of-...
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Survival of the wittiest: How humor and cleverness shaped human evolution
A new theoretical framework proposes that "survival of the wittiest" drove early human evolution. By developing clever language, early humans swapped physical violence for verbal competition, changing...
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The admin's domestic strategy is bread and circuses, but the bread was recalled because it gives you terrible diarrhea. So, just circuses.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'll never forget January 5th: going to the area hospitals to conspire with the nurses and doctors, sneaking makeup pros into the Capitol, forging medical documentation and "video" of our "assaults". 50+ officers quitting to sell the injuries and PTSD was tough but worth it.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ah, Bagels Etc., my heart is full. Of strawberry cream cheese.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jaws theme swells
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If I survived this long to get killed by some racecar rolling over the fence and onto my face while I'm working this thing I swear I will haunt every single one of you.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ok fine I'll get new boots
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So cringe-inducing it should count as Use of Force.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is a calculated business decision, not an ethical stand. The Mouse is going to far outlive this administration, which has a 33% approval rating now. Honestly, there's a non-zero chance Disney outlives America.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If he wins and uses the account for official business it's illegal for him to block you. Supreme Court unanimously decided this in Lindke v. Freed.
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"The cubs are really just balls of fur that eat and sleep right now." —Jessica Kordell, assistant curator of carnivores Aren't we all, Jessica?
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Definitely Danny @semperwry.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Aisle seat gets the legroom, middle seat gets the arm rests, window seat gets the view and the wall to lean on. This is civilization.
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