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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
after claiming I would do it about 2+ years ago, I may have just signed up for my first parkour class
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jae @jkap.gay · 01/10/2025
happy 1 year anniversary to the (contextually) funniest post i’ve ever made
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David, just David @coldwarhost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is National Poetry Day in the UK, so for my contribution, I humbly share one of my favourite poems of all time, written by Robert Florence,
BATMAN'S AFF HIS NUT
Batman's aff his nut 
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot 
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat 
Batterin guys
I was lit at: 
"Mate, I'm worried aboot ye 
I know your ma and da died 
But everybody's ma and da dies 
And we're no aw runnin aboot 
Hookin muggers and 
Kickin psychopaths in the baws."
And that was when Batman went 
"Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor 
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
And that was when I was lit at: 
"Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae."
And that's the Secret Origin of Robin 
and everybody else.
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TONY GRAYSON 🗻 @tonycomputerentertainment.com · 01/10/2026
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SUDA51 @sssuda51.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NEXT FUCKING ADVENTURE.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Krystal Kavita Jagoo, MSW (She/Her/Hers) 🇹🇹👊🏽✍️🏾♊️♊️♏️ @equitableforall.com · 04/09/2026
Support Carey here, if able: www.gofundme.com/f/back-our-s...
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Donate to Help us keep living while I sew, organized by Carey Means
We started this business with money that Carey got from conventions and used a sewing mach… Carey Means needs your support for Help us keep living while I sew
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is why we got suspended btw
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
teenage mutant ninja turtles logo meme that reads "covid conscious lesbian bar"
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MirnAAH! @goodbye.computer · 24/09/2026
i had like, two more ideas
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
blender has been a little confusing to learn at times but more than anything it’s just so much fun to get the hang of how a system works. can’t imagine how much less fun it would be to tell gen ai to do it. shout out to doing Regular Computer Stuff
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Worry about everything. Freak the fuck out.
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
feel like I unlocked a cheat code by cutting up bits of celery into 1/4-1/8" bits, putting like a quarter into the broth of my ramen and the rest right at the end of cooking. god damn
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
please tell me someone is working on a Charlie Kirk version of JFK Reloaded
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i like pausing these dog jumping competitions so the dog looks like it is riding a little invisible bicycle
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it's That Day youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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9/21 - YouTube
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
all cops are paypigs if you think about it
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People are talking shit but this is a good loadout for most races. Light weight, decent speed, and good maneuverability.
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
SUPERHOT: MIND CONTROL DELETE still has the sauce of the original so far
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EKK0💽 @ekk0.digital · 16/09/2026
realized i have free will and dont have to draw plain boxes over and over
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
butter noodles with butter (obv), salt, pepper, minced garlic, Parmesan cheese, Tajin, a very small amount of pickled red onion
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
how my night went
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
picked up my Earthbound re-playthrough and what the fuck is the quest flow of Dungeon Man. Like, cool concept, but why did I have to go ask him about a submarine. Motherfucker we took the Skyrunner already, why do we need a sub
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PLEASE let this be the one
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mega Man Battlejamin Networkyahu
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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(homestar runner scene transition where it cuts to two characters already having a conversation) STRONG BAD: Aaaaand another thing. Why does he say he slides WITH his dog? Sliding and having a dog are two, separate, gameplay elements. STRONG MAD: WHAAAAT ABOOOOUT THE RUSH ARMOOOOORRRRR
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hazel @hazelboy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here they are
A dog named Venmo and a dog named cashapp
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EKK0💽 @ekk0.digital · 10/09/2026
good MORNING
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku-v...
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
YOOOOOO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO METROID RAVENOUS
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
every time I feel like posting something personal about my life or emotions, I'm just gonna post a picture of my cat instead since that is at least contributing to base-level content worth seeing
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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
Alt: Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
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juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 06/09/2026
Screaming
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A lot of white 23 year olds love attacking immigrant owned restaurants for using Al to design stuff.
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love Arctic Eggs
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 01/09/2026
MY DICK WIDE LIKE A PS3
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0x19.co @0x19.co · 31/08/2026
it's not tylenol giving the kids autism it's actually me
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ctice90.bsky.social @ctice90.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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Adam Rosenberg's Net-Force @geminibros.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This game is incredible at literally any price fwiw
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
cant even play it right
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm going to order a smash burger
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
local bar is playing Sell Out by Reel Big Fish. I can't help but be pleased, I'm weak
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
*takes extremely long blunt hit, 10 minutes of silence pass* .......Crossfade dariacore......
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
feel like I resonate with a more "meta" layer of the NPC behavior trend because of how I am when going out alone on weekends
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scorpy @socpens.com · 29/08/2026
turned on my xbox 360 and this immediately popped up
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Gurren Loggins
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\\remora @remoravox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
every time it feels like vholume is rewiring my brain it actually feels like I'm getting worse
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