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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Seriously I know more about what's happening in DC from the duck bus account than from any other account here.

RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm at a wedding and I have learned that society has left me. I have no idea what these dances or songs are anymore. I'm just waiting for Tootsie Roll and the electric slide.

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Who's up for picking me up a slice of key lime pie?

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wow Alex Jones really is a steaming pile of shit ain't he?

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

In and Out is mid. Whataburger is mid. Culver's is mid. Fite me

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Protect trans children. No compromises.

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Every random politician text in getting is like fundraising has fallen off a cliff. Please chip in $5. Don't they know gas is $5 a gallon and bread is $4 a loaf. We don't have money to throw at you random, tone deft, candidates. We're out here just surviving.

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Listening to Creep by Radiohead over the airport music while pooping is an experience.

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm rad as fuck, on the inside.

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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Dudes with hobbies rock.

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

my baby is crawling on the ceiling and bellowing ancient curses at me, which essential oils will help

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I love my printer. Dude in front of me took the half inch of space I had on my flight. So I started this print somewhere 32,000 feet over Ohio. They may have won the battle of seat 22D but I'll win the war.

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Old people's skin looks like I could just tear it if I wanted to. It's so thin. Crazy what our bodies do

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Nothing triggers my dysphoria more than being patted down at TSA because they found "anomalies" in my groin area. I hate flying so damn much.

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Imagine the harshly worded letter Schumer will send him tomorrow.

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I wish I could have the feeling of when the Vyvanse kicks in all day long.

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Are there any group chats on here I should be a part of? I just noticed they added the option. 😅

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

The President of the United States is a convicted felon and we don't say this enough.

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I like @bsky.app. it's the only social media I use. It's like it was made for autistic people.

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Looks like the "I did my own research" crowd did in fact, NOT do their own research.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I love how Bob Odenkirk has turned into the new Liam Neeson and we as a society have said nothing about it.

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Kids remember, don't ever engage with anime pfp accounts. Nothing ever good happens there.

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Don't ever forget, the devil wears a suit and tie

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'm like a Gremlin. I can't eat McDonald's after midnight or I turn into a monster the next morning.

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marie @muhree.ing · 13/08/2026

fool me once, die

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The security alarm code to the Blockbuster store in town is 236911. Y'all be cool and don't tell anyone ok.

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Bring back Choco Tacos you cowards

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

O'Hare airport sucks is all I'm saying

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Oh shit I am so high right now

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

We spend billions of dollars to elect people that don't do anything but I gotta fundraise for my kids school to have new laptops. We're so backwards.

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Keya Chatterjee @keyachatterjee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Mobile: In the app, go to the Me tab. Navigate to Manage Account → Manage Account and enter your login credentials; then, select Delete Account. Computer: Go to the DoorDash website and log in. Click the Menu icon and navigate to Account → Account → Manage Account → Delete Account.

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I am happy to report fluffernutter sandwiches still hit hard.

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Bring back saying nards and nads.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026

“Sorry, when I said I’m from Chicago, I meant the one in Ontario,” said the ex-commander-in-chief, adding that he had never been to the United States but had heard some “pretty crazy things” about the “stuff going on down there.”

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Barack Obama Pretends To Be Canadian While Traveling Abroad

PARIS—In an effort to blend in with other tourists and avoid negative repercussions for being American, former U.S. President Barack Obama was reportedly pretending this week to be Canadian while trav...

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Yeah, I go hard. I take uppers AND downers. Someone just drank tea and took a melatonin. #imabadass

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Anyone ever been redneck hood sledding before or is it just a local thing?

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Papa OMG @papaomg.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Mitch McConnell doesn't exist anymore & we'll never hear from him again.

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RemissGnome @remissgnome.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I just ate broccoli for the first time last night. I was raised in a meat and potato family so this is a major step out for me. Please clap

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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Iran dogwalking Trump is the funniest thing that could happen to him, considering that his entire reality is from the 70s and 80s, when I'm sure he felt like Jimmy Carter was a pussy for not nuking them to get the hostages back

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Elle @melanieann.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

He looks like he could be named Chucklefuck irl. Idk he looks like a Chucklefuck to me

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Siri Hallandren @sirihallandren.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I find it at least a little humorous that they are buying it a gallon at a time. The pool is almost 7 million gallons of water.

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