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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 8h

Someone come make my kids' lunches for tomorrow please.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Filled out my mail-in ballot and whispered "Democracy" to myself.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I never let the cat out of the bag

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Do you think late at night, when everything's quiet, Garth Brooks puts on the Chris Gaines wig and weeps?

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you ever see my ass standing like this, unplug me and plug me back in.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nothing makes me want to buy a product less than marketing that features influencers or is made to look like influencers.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm gonna be 80 years old and music is gonna be beamed straight to my brain but I'll still get nervous it's gonna skip when I hit a pothole.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

9yo: it's not my fault I'm lazy.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Legally changing my name to Meatball so I can take a date to Subway and claim I'm so famous they named a sandwich after me.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"If you don't use AI you will be left behind" MFer, "being left behind" is #1 on my list of goals every single day.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I respect my haters and share their concerns

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don't know how to explain it, but "unanimous" just looks wrong.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The hardest question your kids will ever ask isn't about sex, or war, or injustice...it's why they will need math as an adult.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The amount of shoe and clothing posts on facebook marketplace that don't include the size is astounding....how do these people function in society?

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The most humbling thing for a 48 year old is trying to pull yourself out of a swimming pool without using the ladder.

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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask.

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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

HARY_DB1.BMF

A color portrait of Debbie Harry, lead singer of the 80s New Wave band Blondie. Jack ran into Harry at CBGB one New Year’s Eve, the crowd so blisteringly raucous they couldn’t even hear each other talk as they exchanged dime bags just for kicks.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I recently discovered that Frank Turner and Frank Carter are different people and a lot of things make more sense now.

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Penultimate is a stupid fucking word.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Not a particular fan of Folgers one way or the other but they were definitely right that the best part of waking up is coffee.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Our high school cafeteria would Cook the chocolate chip cookies three ways to give us options: #1: properly cooked all the way through #2: little undercooked, chewy and would fall apart when you picked it up. #3: essentially just warmed up raw dough, served in a bowl. The 90s remains undefeated

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Me 14 months ago: holy shit baseball is boring as hell, who watches this? Me today: No Jays game today?!? What fresh hell is this?!

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's been months since I saw anyone get trapped in the automatic revolving door at work....this might be a turning point for civilization.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Y'all know that if Canada joins the EU they are gonna force us to care about soccer, sorry football, right?

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Basket Case by Green Day is as old now as The Duke of Earl was when Basket Case was released.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sure learned the names of a lot of apparently famous musicians today.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Never has anyone "not taking sides-ed" so hard before.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I have also dropped off the Ed Sheeren tour but my reason is that he refuses to celebrate Taco Tuesday.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Some people I work with think I'm an extrovert because I often take the lead on meetings but the reality is I'm so introverted that I can't trust anyone else to get this shit done as quickly as possible.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Everyone needs a hidey-hole at, or near their workplace.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's all been downhill since "dust my wets"

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The same people who will argue that wikipedia isn't a reliable source will turn around and quote an AI response which took its source from a preteens' Geocities site from 1997.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Getting really of my kids comparing our lives to a bunch of Australian dogs.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I feel like we don't have enough songs about recognizing someone you know in a porno mag.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

25 years ago I was the lone Anglophone in a training group full of Francophones and one guy introduced himself as Sebastian LaFrance, and to this day I'm convinced he made up that name so people would assume he was also French.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Donut shop near us closes at 7 each night which is some fucking bullshit.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

In a league full of cop-ass looking motherfuckers, this guy is the most cop-ass looking motherfucker of all

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Nothing quite as humbling as completely blowing the ass out of a new pair of jeans.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If you call it Lake America you immediately shit your pants...no one knows why, it's just true.

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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

PITCHER.BMF

A cartoon of a pitcher on a mound, the chew in his cheek giving him a bit of rush. He’s winding up for a knuckle ball when someone from the stands yells at him. You suck number 5, they shout. The pitcher pauses, realizes with a shock of recognition—his therapist would later call it a moment of clarity—that yes, indeed, he does suck. He hates the minor leagues, he hates this life, hell, he hates baseball. He sucks and everything else sucks too. The pitcher tears the mitt off his hand, drops the ball, and walks away from the mound. He leaves the diamond and has never felt more himself.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You gotta hand it to crypto dudes...they took something as fake as money and said "but what if it was even more fake?"

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

When you're sullying the sanctity of robot fail videos with AI slop bullshit, it's time to admit it's gone too far.

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Spooky Chris🧟 @lsrgk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Rule of 3 for 80 year old celebrities perhaps?

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