Reposted by Ellegeorgiabluedevil.bsky.social @georgiabluedevil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026No one is paying them to, and they can't afford the diesel. 124712
Reposted by ElleBrent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026MAGA is about to lose his farm 3771632352
Elle @melanieann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I’ve been pounding this drum for years!!!! Canadians DO NOT TRUST the electorate. Period. We won’t be held hostage by the whims of a madman every 4-8 years. GTFOH 031
Reposted by ElleHeart of a Lion 🇦🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼 @corleonelennon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Remember barbed wire doesnt just stop people arriving but also leaving 071
Reposted by ElleMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 30/08/2026Broken swing sets? Missing basketball nets? Have no fear, Renew Crew is here. Neighborhood parks are meant for recreation — not frustration. If it’s broken, this crew will fix it. If it’s run-down, they’ll renew it. Renew Crew: Coming soon to a park near you. 559217633933
Reposted by ElleMark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 22/08/2026We are masters in our own home. 54286512084
Elle @melanieann.bsky.social · 22/08/2026All. Of. Those. 👇 The show The actor The I’m sorry 😭😂😭static.klipy.comDavid Rose Says I'm Sorry? (Schitt's Creek)ALT: David Rose Says I'm Sorry? (Schitt's Creek) 000
Reposted by ElleSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 22/08/2026mr carney if you're listening now is the time to suspend US IP protections in Canada 11722116
Elle @melanieann.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Canada has officially stopped trade negotiations with U.S. and ordered all personnel to return to Ottawa. Tariffs will be matched dollar for dollar, starting tonight at midnight!!! @mark-carney.bsky.social the real Sttongman!! #tarriffs #Canada I guess we’ll see… #TACO ?!? 062
Reposted by ElleAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/07/2026When Justice is blind, bad guys take the fifth. When justice is corrupt, good guys take the fifth. Feel free to share. 337197366805
Reposted by ElleThe Captain @thoreau.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Fun fact, a new element has been discovered!!!!!!! Its periodic table id/number is 8647. It is an exceptionally dense and useless metal, called “Moronium”. 1813130608
Reposted by ElleSecret Agent Number Six @designationsix.bsky.social · 21/07/2026The same people who said Joe Biden was too old are hiding Mitch McConnell who is too dead. 20726200
Reposted by ElleDan the Gnome @brewergnome.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Look, it's not Canada's fault it takes an entire forest of sage to try to smudge out the U.S.'s evil spirits. 24394061614
Reposted by Elle[giver of problems: ultra pro✨] @jforjae.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Mamdani left soccer field lights on all night…..the lights usually go off at 10pm. They set a camera up and guess what they saw?? Residents playing soccer with their friends ALL NIGHT. One man said how much he loved it because his friends work late and can’t get to the field before 10pm. 298171742638
Reposted by Elleℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I saw a Canadian reply to an American: "We're a forest fire. You're a dumpster fire." 10/10, no notes. 923968
Elle @melanieann.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I wasn’t aware Taco Bell grew its own lettuce. Do they have underground green houses 🤔 They really think we’re all stupid. 020
Reposted by ElleNews Channel 8 @dogfoodeater.bsky.social · 14/07/2026You will never hear me talking shit about taco bell. Theyve always been there for me 3546
Reposted by ElleDean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read: 11034690413671
Reposted by ElleThe Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026It seems like Mandami doesn't even have an office, he just works the streets of NYC like a smiling genie, granting common wishes. 1750178
Reposted by ElleAll Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Seen in an old cookbook, a recipe that resonates with me today. 2776260986
Reposted by ElleReaZ @reazonozaer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026People have been conditioned to worry about a poor person getting their hands on an extra sandwich while being excepting of a rich person having access to a billion sandwiches they could never eat. 341393265
Reposted by ElleCathy🟧 @kitterlecathy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026In case you haven't seen this today. 546147394572
Reposted by ElleGordon Wark 🤬💥😡🔥🕗🕕🕓🕖 @1stwark.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I did this in the winter of 1967-68 and atheism is exactly what happened. 52584921741
Reposted by ElleRichard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I said it before, but Mamdani is a nice young man. He wears a suit, loves his pretty wife, he's good with old people. This could describe lots of politicians. But he is a "nice young man." The men want to tell jokes, the old ladies want to introduce him to their nieces. You can't buy that. 1737251
Elle @melanieann.bsky.social · 21/06/2026As an avid friend to a long term tenant known as Blue Fish, I have to say it’s going to come back over and over. Even in my 20 gallon tank it’s impossible to remove everything and add water without an algae bloom. Like ffs call Petsmart for advice 😂😜 000
Reposted by ElleChristopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Pope Leo XIV says that the Catholic Church’s teaching on sexual ethics must be less prioritized over “greater, more important issues.” “We tend to think that when the Church is talking about morality, that the only issue of morality is sexual. And in reality, there are much greater issues.” 561363333
Reposted by ElleAlice Campos @ok-sure.bsky.social · 16/06/2026When I went to the We Fucking Hate You party I was shocked to learn they hated *me*, of all people 31033
Reposted by ElleRachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Cut the mold off the cheese and ate it anyways. My kids looked at me horrified, and obviously I didn’t raise them in enough poverty to understand this is completely normal. 5857766547
Reposted by ElleNorm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 13/06/2026OMEN ALERT Our team on the ground at the Kennedy Center reports....RAINBOW 773701666
Reposted by ElleJas 🪶🐻🦉🇺🇸🇨🇦 @itistherealjas.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Another, feel good timeline cleanse, is due! Here you go! Enjoy! Try not to smile, let alone tear up. 2101638512
Elle @melanieann.bsky.social · 10/06/2026How come DJT can use Iran war to excuse higher inflation numbers but Biden can’t blame Covid? Why does no reporter ever cpu yet him with that? Journalistic integrity is so dead that it’s buried on a golf course somewhere 000
Reposted by ElleDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Of course he’s a SPURS fan They got him out of going to Vietnam 1043407490