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Remi

@remif.bsky.social
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They/she. No technology only fiber arts. Social Media on accident.. you ever Tism Rizz too close to the sun? That's how I got here.

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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
And guess who is in Vegas? (Me. It's me.) I'll be at bsides and then haunting the TDI room at defcon between Tasks 💕
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 02/05/2026
So, friends: I promised I'd tell the story. Now I shall. Let a (former) psych nurse tell you the true (gods help us) story of a night in a big-time NYC emergency room: and the arrival of The Man With The Bloomingdales Bag. (1/n)
The Bloomingdales Big Brown Bag
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The worst part of a snowstorm in Manhattan? That fkn pink granite on the corners. Slippery as fuck who authorised this?? Almost lost my bagel.
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Getting old means sometimes your Punk Pajama Party is cancelled bc one of the members of the headliner threw out his back (while playing a different show). Feel better Kris.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 13/11/2025
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Shout out to my anaesthesiologist. I think a regular propofol nap might Fix Me tbh.
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Me: *opens YouTube subscription feed to catch up on things* @defcon.bsky.social :
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a man says " everyone stop what you 're doing and only pay attention to me ! "
Alt: a man says " everyone stop what you 're doing and only pay attention to me ! "
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
My mostly handmade outfit for this event was On Theme.
Extremely dramatic photo of me wearing a cowboy hat, tiny tank top, and very voluminous handmade purple skirt. Seated in a huge white leather chair on a marble stage. Dramatically.
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Google out here trying to tempt me into turning on its capabilities via "but you can catch Pokemon".
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Natalie H. "The Cool Natalie" Ironside @natalieironside.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Have you tried just channeling your instincts to appease into BDSM instead of letting them inform your political philosophy?
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
If you were at Summer Camp and saw someone in an amazing cape, it was probably Mandy. Help if you can, if you can't please share anyway <3 - spot.fund/cs91hlcsc
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Click here to support Mandy Logan's story *AdaptiveVehicle
*spotfund is the easiest place to create beautiful and free online fundraisers. It takes just minutes to start raising money today.
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
My partner got a @deviantollam.bsky.social in his Black Badge cards #defcon33
A photo of 3 cards from the Black Badge pack, Deviant Ollam, DefconParty (shiny) and Hyr0n (shiny)
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I lost my rabbit while dashing through #defcon - pls if you find it bring it to w205?? #defcon33 #SAO #mybunnyisgone
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
You sure about this, Google?
A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Is anyone doing Mohawk-con this year? Alternatively does anyone have a pair of clippers? #defcon33 #defcon #someonegivemypartneramohawkpls
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Heads up to folks staying at the Res Inn by the convention center - the gate code is the same but you better be nimble bc there is construction trash between us and LVCC. #DEFCON #DEFCON33
Photo of the view from the gate in the residence inn parking lot that leads towards LVCC. Several dumpsters, piles of garbage, and pallets of construction materials are blocking the path through.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Corrupt people can’t imagine people who aren’t corrupt, so “why not be corrupt, that’s how *everyone* does it” is a hell of a spiral.
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Opal @opalescentopal.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 14/07/2025
The local bike path is now the site of a vigorously contested pet… election?… and it seems like something @darthbluesky.bsky.social should know about
13 brightly colored election style signs advocating voting for different pets, along a paved bike path9 brightly colored election style signs advocating voting for different pets, along a paved bike path5 brightly colored election style signs advocating voting for different pets, along a paved bike path5 brightly colored election style signs advocating voting for different pets, along a paved bike path
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Being unsupervised and unreachable for the entire day as a tween/teen.
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Inner monologue like "This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and what I have for you today is a box filled with An Ancient Evil that I will be unleashing." #TheMet
A coffee made of leather (could be human we don't even know) applied to wood with wrought iron fixtures. Spanish, 17th century.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
everyone signing on to be a part of the new HBO Max Harry Potter series is endorsing this and should be treated accordingly
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
"WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY" - Me. Screaming aloud in the grocery store parking lot, while returning *someone else's* abandoned cart to the corral.
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Who will Win? 1. The entire county sheriff's department, with help from the state troopers and several local fire departments 2. One old man in a mental health crisis We are at hour 30 of me being trapped in my neighborhood due to the stalemate.
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Went to see the Addams Family musical and gave it my best Morticia.
Photo of a blonde haired white person in a form fitting, long sleeved black dress, with a thigh high slit.
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Sometimes I manage to put together an outfit that feels like pajamas, but is also Fancy Looking AND weather appropriate. (The sweater was knit by me, and is a modified version of the Twist Cardigan by @ambahobrien.bsky.social )
A blonde haired white person sitting on their stoop. Wearing a super cute hand knit sweater with a gradient of green chevrons over a burnt sienna jumpsuit. A large ceramic pumpkin is grinning and blurry in the background.A blonde haired white person standing in their driveway, pretending it is not windy as fuck. Wearing a super cute hand knit sweater with a gradient of green chevrons over a burnt sienna jumpsuit.
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I immediately went to my library app to get this let's gooooooo
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Spice up your life!
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a group of young women are posing for a picture and one of them is waving at the camera .
Alt: The Spice Girls crowded together smiling and waving into the camera.
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
New sweater has me feeling Spring Ready. Knitwear is for All Seasons y'know? Pattern is Le Pouf Sweater #knitting
A blonde person showing off their super cute new handmade pullover sweater - it fades from pale lavender with neon yellow flecks at the neck and shoulders, through a bright orange, into a watermelony pink at the hem and sleeve cuffs.
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 03/03/2025
And heeeeeeere we go. Measles is *way* more than contagious enough at sea level. Put it in a sealed tube at altitude with a couple of hundred "I-didn't-know" or "I-don't-care" non-mask-wearers, some of them perhaps pregnant, and...? (hides eyes)
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Spider. @vaspider.gay · 03/03/2025
Anyone in PDX know a mutual aid org/group that can get diabetic testing strips or lancers to someone who needs them? I got prescribed the wrong kind TWICE for my machine, which my wife picked up without realizing it, and for obvious reasons, the pharmacy can't take back even unopened boxes.
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I am ready for this outfit to be seasonally appropriate (instead I'm going to have to figure out how to style this new knit top as a top layer I think.)
A blonde haired white person in a hand knit tee shirt in various shades of pink, staring out the windows, wishing there were not huge snowdrifts trapping them inside.A blonde haired white person in a hand knit tee shirt in various shades of pink, staring out the windows, wishing there were not huge snowdrifts trapping them inside.
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
The yoke is done so here is a fit-check mirror selfie about it.
A white person wearing the yoke of a color work sweater in a variety of pink yarns. Only their torso is showing.
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Oh no it matches the sweater I'm making right now *so perfectly*
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Today's knitting has a very specific vibe.
A close-up of a partially knit color work sweater in various shades of pink. There are black rubber stoppers on the needle ends that read "I'm too clumsy to be around fragile masculinity".
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Just started the newest episode of @wtyppod.bsky.social and @devononearth.bsky.social almost killed me during the news. I inhaled my water and dropped my 1L bottle, Devon. Excellent work.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
sagittarius sentient food date is a macaroni and cheese lawyer
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I just finished this and want to wear it all the time forever. Who *doesn't* want a sparkly rainbow sweater to help combat all the... Everything. Pattern is Jolly Jumper by Ambah O'Brien Yarn is the Catvent kit 2024 from An Caitin Beag Sweater is knit by me!
Femme white person with blonde hair glancing away from the camera, wearing a hand knit sparkly rainbow pullover, crouched in their driveway and pretending it's not sleeting Femme white person with blonde hair glancing away from the camera, wearing a hand knit sparkly rainbow pullover and baggy low slung white denim, standing in their driveway and pretending it's not sleeting
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Queer Liberation Library @queerliblib.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
free queer books, no matter where you are in the U.S. 🌈📚💫
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Spider. @vaspider.gay · 31/01/2025
tribalrootdesigns.com/ols/categori... Let's sell some t-shirts, y'all.
tribalrootdesigns.com
Djinn Designs
Tribal Root Design Custom Tee's and Jewelry, Koozies, Hats, Cups, and so much more. Clothing Store Custom Options T-shirts
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I am transmogrifying into a unicorn I guess??
Photo of a person with white-blonde hai to just past their shoulders. A light pastel rainbow effect has been dyed into part of the hair.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 29/01/2025
PSA: 1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly 2. If you are silly, you must stay silly 2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
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Bud's RPG review @budsrpgreview.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
@gothnog.bsky.social #VERMIS
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I got mine! Y'all go get some fabric that will make all your artist friends go "... Hey 😢"
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
So how’s it going so far?
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Remi @remif.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
If all hope really was lost and there was nothing we could do, they wouldn't spend so much time and money yelling about it. Do what you can with what you have. 💕
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